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by scootio
7-12-05
That must of hurt like fuck....
Why the hell did u do that anyway???.... White dude?.... u ok?.... hello?....
Ignorant prick....

 

by scootio
7-12-05
prick...

 

by scootio
7-12-05
LATER THAT DAY...
Spare change?
???
prick...

 

by scootio
7-12-05
MUCH LATER THAT DAY...
In autumn the leaves are blue....
You are grey squirrel?...

 

by scootio
7-13-05
oh yes... oh yes... OH YES!!!
After watching their own made porno, jim decided his wifes cowgirl outfit was far too tight...
But he decided to wear it anyway...

 

by scootio
7-13-05
was so wasted, went home with this amazing chick!
look you don't need to make stuff up no one is around...
did i leave my trousers at your's?
yeah ill bring them in tomorrow...

 

by scootio
7-13-05
BRENDA 30 F LONDON. LOOKING FOR FUNFILLED DAYS AND ROMANTIC NIGHTS.
hmm... sounds nice...
LATER THAT DAY
hi...
Oh my god... I don't believe it...
what are you thinking?
You're beautiful!

 

by scootio
8-10-05
Do you think anyone will ever make this a comic?
Nah, we always get changed... lets just leave...
Thank god she left... smelly fucking ass munching jizz whore...

 

by scootio
8-10-05
After pressing "Random Comic Layout" Gabe and Wigurube find themselves lost...
so where are we?
The womans section of BHS... theres only one thing to do!!!
Minutes later...
Does my ass look big in this?
Prick...

 

by scootio
8-12-05
After days of searching, Captain Man and his well groomed sidekick Brad Pitt have found Dr Steelshaft's Lair...
You ready?
Never before have I been more ready for battle with evil!!!
To me... Battle is like a warm doughnut... covered in...mmmmm... covered in cream... BUT WAIT! MY COCK-SENSES ARE TINGLING!!!
mmmmm... cream...

 

by scootio
8-13-05
After a not-so public apology, Captain Man and Brad Pitt work out the plan of invasion... (continues on next comic).
so what's the plan Cap?
The plan dear Brad is to penetrate Dr Steelshaft's lair, quick and hard!!!
I say we take out the guard at the bridge, after that it looks pretty simple...
Indeed, stay back! I will use my sexual stealth to over power them!
Maybe I should do it...
Nonsense pumpkin! You stay here and keep a look out!

 

by scootio
8-13-05
*sings* I am a cheeky guard, I am a cheeky guard, dont try to brake in here, i'll shoot you in the face...
FREEZE!
continues on next comic
Oh for fuck sake!

 

by scootio
8-13-05
Don't move!
Before you shoot me, know this...
CRASH... BANG... WHALLOP... NOISES THE SOUND VAGUELY LIKE A MAN BEING HIT WITH A PENIS... SMASH... CRASH!!!
Another victim, humiliated!
you know i have to be impressed, but was the pistol whip really needed?

 

by scootio
10-01-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
what?... going for a daze?... u'll have to speak us son, iv got this ringing in my ears...
sorry... IM NOT GOING TO WANK FOR 40 DAYS!!!
...thank who for the daze???
oh fuck it, old bitch can even fucking understand me...
hey! don't get cheeky you little prick! I'll rip your yerk right off! Lets see you jerk it then cock jockey!

 

by scootio
10-24-05
AFTER A NICE ROMANTIC MEAL WITH HIS WIFE, ABE RETURNS HOME TO PAY THE BABY SITTER...
you want answers?
I think im entitle...
DO YOU WANT ANSWERS!?!?!
I WANT THE TRUTH!!!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

 

by scootio
10-26-05
Somehow... I think not...

 

by scootio
2-10-06
You know what bugs me... I bust my ass with the ladies and always get told no! why does he get all the pussy????
I mean so what if he is jesus! Why should he get more than me!?!
Hold on i'll go and ask him!
Hey jesus, why do you get so much pussy?
Because Im hung like this!

 

by scootio
2-20-06
Where are you going?
I'm running away from home, my mum just had a baby!!!
Well whats so bad about that?
My dad has been away in the army for 3 years....
Oh i see, but still, why are you running away!?!
Cause i get the blame for everything in that house!!!

 

by scootio
2-28-06
Jones, I have some bad news... And its not easy for me to say....
OH GOD IM FIRED!!! I KNEW IT!!! AS SOON AS I TOOK THAT DUMP IN YOUR OFFICE I JUST THOUGHT THATS IT YOUR FIRED AND I WAS RIGHT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!
CALM DOWN JONES!!! your not fired... I have cancer...
Oh...
Well about that dump it was all tom's idea...

 

by scootio
10-05-06
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEIIIIII WILL AAAAALLLWAAAYSS LOOOOVEE YOUUUUU!!!!
OOOOoooOOooo AAAALLLLLWWAAAAYYSS!
LOVE YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

 

by scootio
10-17-06
Ladies and gentlemen... Put your hands together....
For MR.... KENNY....
LOGGINS!!!!

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