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by sebra140
5-11-06
I'm sebra139
I'm sebra140
oh noes!
sweet

 

by sebra140
5-11-06
What doss this man know about humor? He is a doctor.
I once licked an old mans penis while giving a rectal exam.
Accordingly to my calculations dat was hilarious!

 

by sebra140
5-11-06
You no wat we arent really that different you and i.
Neither of us have pigment.
Marry me?
NO WAY LOOZER!

 

by sebra140
5-11-06
Teh squirrel stole my nuts.

 

by sebra140
5-11-06
So this is cleveland?

 

by sebra140
5-11-06
I hope they dont expect me to conduct news.
A local firefighter was found burned today. We now go to Larry Peet on teh street.

 

by sebra140
4-02-07
I need to get a cellphone.
This thing isn't even plugged in.
Maybe I need answering machine?

 

by sebra140
4-02-07
You're a hell of a salesman. You're my step son. I love you Ted.
You went too far with the DS though. You can't play Nintendo all day.
You're fired.

 

by sebra140
4-02-07
What does the computer say about me getting a better deal than 25% off?
My computer says that depends on how much you wanna save.
How about for 100% off.
Ma'am do you require an outside source of lubricant for intercourse?
I brought KY in my purse.
The computer says the best I can give you is 75% off.

 

by sebra140
11-08-07
I'm gonna need you to clean up this bathroom.
That's really not in my job description.
YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!
I'm sorry. I meant to say, you will do what I say.
Ok.

 

by sebra140
11-08-07
Dad, I need to tell you something. Could you please put down that game gear for a second?
Dad, mom's having an affair.
That's cool.
What game are you playing anyways?
I'm playing the Bearstein Bears hunt for honey adventure.

 

by sebra140
11-08-07
Today at work I got more than just a glimpse of a coworkers panties.
I think I sexually harassed her.
We had a training seminar about intimate thoughts.

 

by sebra140
11-08-07
Lately I've been having a dream that an old man has been reading my thoughts.
Wwll I just wanna tell you one thing.
I wub you.
I wub you too son.

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