Doss ju like dr man? by sebra1405-11-06 What doss this man know about humor? He is a doctor. I once licked an old mans penis while giving a rectal exam. Accordingly to my calculations dat was hilarious!
Teh Proposal by sebra1405-11-06 You no wat we arent really that different you and i. Neither of us have pigment. Marry me? NO WAY LOOZER!
Huey Chicken and teh News by sebra1405-11-06 I hope they dont expect me to conduct news. A local firefighter was found burned today. We now go to Larry Peet on teh street.
All Grown Up by sebra1404-02-07 I need to get a cellphone. This thing isn't even plugged in. Maybe I need answering machine?
Quaterly Reports by sebra1404-02-07 You're a hell of a salesman. You're my step son. I love you Ted. You went too far with the DS though. You can't play Nintendo all day. You're fired.
Bartering by sebra1404-02-07 What does the computer say about me getting a better deal than 25% off? My computer says that depends on how much you wanna save. How about for 100% off. Ma'am do you require an outside source of lubricant for intercourse? I brought KY in my purse. The computer says the best I can give you is 75% off.
Hard ass angel hotel manager by sebra14011-08-07 I'm gonna need you to clean up this bathroom. That's really not in my job description. YOU WILL DO AS I SAY! I'm sorry. I meant to say, you will do what I say. Ok.
Game Gear by sebra14011-08-07 Dad, I need to tell you something. Could you please put down that game gear for a second? Dad, mom's having an affair. That's cool. What game are you playing anyways? I'm playing the Bearstein Bears hunt for honey adventure.
Viking gets some stuff offf his chest. by sebra14011-08-07 Today at work I got more than just a glimpse of a coworkers panties. I think I sexually harassed her. We had a training seminar about intimate thoughts.
I wub ju. by sebra14011-08-07 Lately I've been having a dream that an old man has been reading my thoughts. Wwll I just wanna tell you one thing. I wub you. I wub you too son.