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by sevenflow
6-09-02
Is this heaven...?
Uh huh.
Pretty fucking boring if I do say so myself.

 

by sevenflow
6-09-02
Hmmm..
...ain't no lie, baby, bye bye bye, bye bye, la la la la...
Say, would you like to go get a smoothie?
(Ugh, what a creep, but I really want a smoothie...) SURE!
There is a god.
(hiccup) Saaaay, you didn't... SLIP, something in to my drink, did... ya? Haha...hahaha...?

 

by sevenflow
6-09-02
My dad can beat up your dad.
Fuck you, I have two dads! They'll kick your dad's ass and take a shower together afterwards!
How's that working for you?
Fuck you.

 

by sevenflow
6-10-02
Call Miss Cleo now for your free tarot reading!
Hello Judy!
My name is Martha.
Whatever. Anyway, Martha, your husband is gay.
Robert... I need to talk to you! I think we should break up.

 

by sevenflow
6-10-02
Is it just me or is Dominik's latest comic fucking stupid? I mean, even compared to the other bullshit he puts out.
I haven't seen it. Let me check.
What the fuck is wrong with him?

 

by sevenflow
6-10-02
Damn, being stranded in a blizzard is horrible. I wish I had some Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup right about now...
I wish I had some Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup right about now...
Honey, I can't make any soup out here... I don't have the can, or a stove, or any form of heat. Let's just sit close and snuggle.
I said, I WISH I HAD SOME CAMPBELL'S CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

 

by sevenflow
6-10-02
Ah shit, it's da fuzz. Get off my grill before I bust up on yo ass, cracka.
You're gonna get the shit kicked out of you, son.
Bring it on!
[on radio] This is Deputy Jameson, I need 20 units on East 15th, we've got trouble.
I'm white.
[on radio] Nevermind.

 

by sevenflow
6-03-03
Remember to slice up
Depression has gone down the shitter. It used to be all about stuff like...
"I don't want your sympathy. Pity is shitty."
and down, not left
These days, you show any sign of sympathy towards one of these fucks, and what do you get?
and right. Make it count!
I feel so sorry for you!
I hate my life! Oooh, pity? Can I have seconds...?

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