That's Gotta Hurt by shallowminded10-28-02 Tonight, a homicidal battle to the death! The Demon takes on Butch, no holds barred! Look, do me a favor. I've got a big date and I...well, I need tonight off. You're kidding, right? Only on Pay-Per-View!
Turing Test by shallowminded10-29-02 The Debate: Hour One You are too a robot. I am not a robot. The Debate: Hour Four You are not a robot. I am a robot. The Aftermath Crap.
Amateur Night At The Happy Freud by shallowminded10-29-02 Cereal. What's up with that? It's too sweet! Who'd eat candy for breakfast? Like Reese's Penis Butter Puffs... Oh, it's just like my dream!
Hell's Nice This Time Of Year by shallowminded10-29-02 Is homosexuality a sin, Jesus? Yes, my son. All ye who desire same shall perish in brimstone. Hm. Say, you look purty.
Error In Translation by shallowminded10-29-02 Help me with my new blog. Whaddya ya got? Well, I was writing about the plight of the black man, and I ran out of ideas after 'grape soda.' Look, my mom's taking me grocery shopping. I gotta go. Shit...I forgot food stamps. Thanks for your help. Fuck off.
A Very Special Episode by shallowminded10-29-02 Blossom discovers her womanhood. Next week. Hey Joey...I've got something to show you. Whoa!
'Smitten' Is The Wrong Word by shallowminded10-29-02 Hey, behind you! It's God! Really? Made you look. I'll smite you.