All comics by shirak23

 

by shirak23
10-02-02
So, uhm... Do ya think you can pay me pack the 20 bucks you owe me?
Jeez, I'm kinda broke right now. Can I get you back after Easter?
Man! He does this to me every time!!!

 

by shirak23
10-02-02
Now you just do what I tells ya, an I can makes you a star, bitch!
Suprise Mack Daddy! You won't be pimpin' out innocent puppies to the president anymore, you foul villian!
Shut yo Fuckin' mouth, you dumb Cracka! Shiiit, I oughta bitch slap yo white nigga ass right oughtta doz pantyhose like the dumb bitch you are!!!
Now you just do what I tells ya, an I can makes you a star, bitch!
Uh.............. okay.

 

by shirak23
10-02-02
AAAaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
This was the best X-Mas ever!!!

 

by shirak23
10-03-02
Step right up and put a spear in My side! Only five bucks a spear! That's right, only five dollars!
Man, that's sick! Why would you do something like that?!?
......It's a living.

 

by shirak23
10-03-02
Later, in the White House audatorium...
Now don't fuck this up for me, Super-Bitch!
I'll earn my keep, Mack Daddy!
Who the Hell are you!?! What happened to the puppy I requested?! I specifercaly requestered a dang puppy!!!
.......
MmmHmm.... Now that's better!
Thank you Mr. President.

 

by shirak23
10-03-02
Uhmm.. Welcome to Starbuck's, can I help you sir? *GULP*
This coffee sucks!! It tastes like last weeks tar pit!
Well sir, uh, we'd be happy to give you a refund.
Can I just eat you instead?

 

by shirak23
10-04-02
Okay, I got our lunch! You wanted the Big Platter Combo with the Ranch dressing, right? Your half is... $4.35.
Uhmm, I forgot, I don't have as much as I thought I did, and I need it for gas money. Can you cover me 'til Friday?
Jesus...
I heard that.

 

by shirak23
10-07-02
...after the Roman centurion Longinus pierced my side with his spear, Joseph of Arimathea caught my blood in the Grail.
Travelling to Europe, he gave it to the Merovingians, who used its Holy Power to become the first kings of France!
You said Longinus.

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