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by shlimple
1-30-03
Oh god, i'm spraying shit all over the place! Oh jesus, now i'm vomiting!
Thats so fucking funny, shit sprayer! Sploooooge!
Shit just keeps sprayign all over, its getting in my mouth now. Ew, i'm eating my own shit ew!
Ew, you are pissing yourself too!
Oh god, now my anus is bleeding, and the shit has blood all over it, and it just got in my eyes and everyone is puking from the blood and shit! ew!
Oh jesus, now i'm puking from all this bloody shit that got in my mouth and ears!

 

by shlimple
1-30-03
Honey come here!
What is it dad?
I need you to masterbate while i shit all over your face!!!!!
No dad. I only let you sploooge in your cereal then make me eat it.
But now its shit time! Then YOU HAVE TO PUT THE SHIT IN YOUR ASS LIKE IT WAS YOUR SHIT!

 

by shlimple
1-30-03
How's it going donkey?
Haha, sucker! I put a bomb in your penis tube!
What? How?
There is a little hole which pee and splooooge come out of!
Hes not there anymore on accaunt of the bomb.
Oh, my nuts are on fire! Sploooooge!

 

by shlimple
1-30-03
Oh man, that chicken is sexy. I'm gonna put my tongue in its ass then splooge all over my choirboy outfit.
I am a chicken, but my anus is bleeding.
Oh god, now I've got blood and ass sweat in my mouth, and i think its laying an egg.
Holy donkey skullfucker that feels so good i'm gonna lay an egg.
This is like that time I pissed in a bucket for six years then finally poured it all over my teacher then sploooged on her chalkboard. Only with more eggs and blood in my mouth and shit.
SPLOOOOOOOGE! ROCK ON!

 

by shlimple
1-30-03
All these diplomats are at a meeting.
They are all farting, except for winston churchill, who is laughing
hahahahahaha.
I am the queen of england but with more shit stains.

 

by shlimple
2-02-03
Oh my god! I just had an ejaculation all over the place. Now my semen is dripping down your face! Ew Splooooge!
Who are you I thought this was supposed to be a stripcreator reunion or whatever.
I'm shlimple teh ejaculatin robot. Welcome to my iland of ejaculation! SPLOOOOGE!
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!!!!@!!!! I can feel the shit sagging down my underwear, it feels like a hot steamy lump of playdoh rubbing my ass!
Oh god i ejaculated again but my semen is oil and now i'm dying, oh god I'm dying in a pool of semen!
I"M DRINKING YOUR SEMEN while i fantazise about having sex with a mound of t-rex vomit and shit!

 

by shlimple
2-19-03
I wish for an orgasm!
ORGASM!
That felt good.

 

by shlimple
3-12-03
What are you doing?
It's impossble for me to be compliant with every contest ever!
!!!IMPLODE!!!

 

by shlimple
3-15-03
An old man sits alone on a bench. He is lonely.
Little did he know that one day he would be the star of a comic strip.
But just before that happened, he vomited blood then died.

 

by shlimple
3-15-03
Don't explode! Don't explode!
C'mon, don't explode! Don't explode!

 

by shlimple
6-22-03
Oh my god!! I've ejaculated all over my parents computer, how am i going to clean this up before they get home?
Son? We're home!!!
Oh mY GOD doris look in this room! He's ejaculated all over the computer again!
oh my god! our son turns me on so much with his crazy antics
I'm going to have sex with you, you crazy chicken whom I love.

 

by shlimple
9-05-03
I'm sorry, but I had to do it, Mike. Your parents just needed to be killed.
But did you have to ejacalate in theyre mouths after you cut out theyre tongues?
that's not proper grammar mike. Looks like I'm going to need to shit in your ears, then use your dead mother's decapitated head to give me oral stimulation while you watch.

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