All comics by shmeb

 

Dinner Time with Bok! and Weird Guy. by shmeb 8-27-02
Hi excuse me.. could you tell me where the nearest hotel is, you see... Oh.. look at those breasts, those thighs, oh my...	TWO corny jokes in one panel! cause I've been walking a long time, you know, crossing this road and that one and well... Oh you poor chicken. There's no reason a good looking chicken like yourself should be in a hotel. Come stay with me, we'll have dinner.	Hi excuse me.. could you tell me where the nearest hotel is, you see... Oh.. look at those breasts, those thighs, oh my...

 

Dinner Time with Bok! and Weird Guy by shmeb 8-27-02
Hi excuse me.. could you tell me where the nearest hotel is? You see... Oh. look at those firm meaty breasts, those succulent thighs, oh my...	cause I've been walking a long time you know, crossing this road and that one and well... Oh you poor chicken! There's no reason a good looking chicken like yourself should be in a hotel. Come stay with me, we'll have dinner at my house.	Back at Wierd Guy's home... Let me see.. 30 minutes at 450... Now how is taking a bath in garlic and herbs good for you again?

 

Sucky Iron-Man vs Alien Guy by shmeb 8-27-02
I will destroy you!	Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z ! ! ! A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A ! ! ! P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P ! ! ! Yeah, ok. Ugh!	Dumbass... Son of a bitch. Fucker got me right in the nuts.

 

One Night Stand with Jessica Alba by shmeb 8-27-02
I know she's thinking about me.	I know she'll call me. ... eventually...	I guess for now fake nudes of Jessica Alba will have to do...

 

So It's Been a While... by shmeb 8-27-02
Do you really think we should, I mean it is a donkey and all...		Ralph? Hey baby...

 

Gay Stick Barry and Gay Stick Bob by shmeb 8-27-02
Barry, I don't think I can keep living this lie! ... you may have just won ...	My Jewish mother just can't deal with a gay son... ... a lifetime supply of Depends diapers ...	BARRY! FINISH IT FOR ME AND JOIN ME IN THE AFTER LIFE!!! ... could I sell the extras on eBay? I'll have to say they're new ...

 

Stiffy and the Hot Chick by shmeb 8-27-02
Excuse me darling. Hey big guy	Mind if I pinch your nipple? son of a...	So the joke wasn't funny. Screw it. Maybe pinch your ass? grrr....

 

Stinkin' Democrats! by shmeb 8-27-02
I was working on taking care of Osama...	We had staff working on plans to rid the world of terror...	No.. not a cheap Monica joke... But I lost the plans in Monica's ass so I figure I'll just criticize ol' Georgie...

 

1 + 1 + 1 = 1 (but sometimes 3) by shmeb 8-27-02
Jesus.. can you hear me? I can hear you now and forever, for I am the Lord your God.	Wait, your the Lord? You mean your God? Like the Father? Man, this question? Well yeah. Me and God, you know the Father, we're the same thing. Just like the Holy Spirit he's one of us too...	We're all the same person, but we're separate. Kind of like a triangle. 3 sides, but they're all a triangle, biut their different and stuff.. I think you've lost a lot of blood in that gash on the side. You're getting a little loopy buddy. Tell my dog Fluffy that I love her when you see her.

 

Just Chillin' with Jesus... by shmeb 8-27-02
Yup... Just chillin...	a-yup... just hanging out.. well... That's not what I mean but... Doo be doo.. Just chillin...	Can someone get me something to do! Anyone know any jokes? For Christ's sake! Wait.. that's kind of funny.. Anyone have any others?

 

Bad Orpals by shmeb 8-27-02
Hey II, what the hell's Orpal X doing? I don't know III. Hey Orpal! What's X doing over there?	hrmmm.... The bastard's hammered again. This guy's been nothing but trouble ever since he got here...	Plus he's always bringing his mullet friends around...

 

Father Knows All by shmeb 8-27-02
Dad? Yeah son.	How does the moon circle the Earth? Well.. um.. you see.. it's really complicated... The Earth and the moon are like.. uh.. sisters.. and ... ahh well...	If you don't know then your a stupid head! Dad?

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