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by simkn
6-19-03
Zelcro arrives in a chatroom on Earth
To Human: Hello. From: Robot
???
To Human: I am Zelcro. Hello. From: Robot
Uhh, hi Zelcro...
To Human: I am Zelcro. From: Robot

 

by simkn
6-19-03
Undaunted, Zelcro again trys to establish friendship with the human chatters...
To Human: Hello. From: Robot.
Allah says I must hate you! Prepare to die!!
To Human: Hello. From: Robot.
Whoaaa dude, far out! These are some good shrooms!
Zelcro finally gives up on intelligent, friendly contact with human beings....
To Alien: Hello. From: Robot.
Zxcrzfxz.

 

by simkn
6-19-03
Peezy is feeling sick....
BLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Hey, you okay??
Ambulances arrive....
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
No one worry! He's just gotta say the word "BLILMPIES"!
BLILMPIES!!!
Phew... feelin better?

 

by simkn
6-19-03
The phone rings at Jimmy's house....
*RING*
What the...... what is that noise?
*RING* *RING*
What is this red thing... and why is it making that noise? WHAT IS THAT THING??
Picking up the phone...
Yeah what up?

 

by simkn
6-19-03
The doorbell rings at Jimmy's house...
What the heck is that sound? I've never heard that before... Is it related to this big orange thing with the knob?
Confused, he opens the door...
Delivery!!... did you order a pizza?
Yep, keep the change.
Thanks buddy... see ya

 

by simkn
6-19-03
A trip to the psychiatrist....
Alright Bill. Why don't you tell me what's been bothering you?
Well doc... my life just really sucks... I'm really depressed
mmm hmmm....

 

by simkn
6-19-03
Bill's second visit to Dr. Doesn't-Give-a-Hoot
Well Bob, why don't you tell me what's been bothering you this week?
Um, it's Bill.
Oh yeah, sorry Bob. So what's up with you this time?
It's Bill.... Well, not a lot has changed since last week. I'm just feeling really down about life in general.
PFFFFFFFT!

 

by simkn
6-19-03
Bill's third visit to Dr. Doesn't-Give-a-Hoot....
*sigh* ... Alright Doug, what is it this week?
Well, I just don't feel like anything's changed... I still feel really down these days...
Doc?

 

by simkn
6-19-03
Bill's fourth visit to Dr. Doesn't-Give-a-Hoot...
Alright... um, Gary.... what is it this time?
Well, Doc, I'm not sure I'm improving any... I still feel really sad about everything all the time...
EVERY thing? ALL the time?
Yeah.
Well, sounds like you've got some loose screws... go get some help you lunatic!

 

by simkn
6-19-03
Bill's fifth visit to Dr. Doesn't-Give-a-Hoot....
Alright... whatever your name is... what now?
Doc, I'm just feeling---
OH SHUT IT!!!

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