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by skyasaurus
4-30-14

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
humpty no
sad day
see this here is an example of a professional comic. so very profressional
profesh as fk
stop institutionalized racism
buy multiple mcflurrys

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
you should listen to bastille they're really good
~thanks i'll look into them~
also you should check out macklem-
but he suppo-
no stop

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
so fukin blazed rn

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
he's looking at porn. i'm not gonna look though, i'm jesus. i'm not tempted to look at all. not tempted. not at all. no temptation, nope. not gonna look.
holy sh*t

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
im not gonna climb fence no way
u chikin?
racist

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
ARTPOP
so fetch
as in, never gonna happen
we should totally just stab caesar

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
i knew i should've only taken 2 tabs.

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
it is unfortunate that we have both crash landed on this island
indeed. give me one reason not to kill you immediately.
u like gay sex?
do i ever

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
i wish i could take vicodin EVERYDAY

 

by skyasaurus
4-30-14
hore
uh bish puleez
u slept wit my man
freal? more like u slept wit my side bish so basickly i dont even give a fucking fuck bitch swerve
damn thats real
yea bitch you fuckin bin told fo real

 

by skyasaurus
5-01-14
hr rmsm fmd md sonew sj fejlf sma weoimfr fr? frara?
nah

 

by skyasaurus
5-01-14
The Alpaclyps
well i guess we have to have sex
righto

 

by skyasaurus
5-01-14
u got a kik?
*le sigh

 

by skyasaurus
5-01-14
i am a christian, like my father and his father before him. every sunday, i confess my sins to jesus.
which i guess means i regret?
thats not very yolo of u
I KNOW JESUS I KNOW

 

by skyasaurus
5-01-14
how do you guys feel about reCaptcha? im not sure how i feel about it

 

by skyasaurus
5-01-14
sally said the room would look better in green, but i said NO WAY it has to be pink, don't you agree? it's going to look so fantasic amazing in here ohh i can't wait to snap this to ALL my friends
and then i'm going to put that cute lamp i saw at barnes&noble over by the orange microfiber couch that i'm getting used on amazon! it's only slightly used tho, i actually skyped the owner
and the plant will go over here, not the tall plant, that one will go in the corner, what do you think? harold? have you been listening to anything i say?
what the fuck is happening

 

by skyasaurus
5-04-14
what are you doing out here
you're acting all weird dude
can't you see i'm busy??

 

by skyasaurus
5-04-14
damn that's big

 

by skyasaurus
5-05-14
(.)(.)
(.)(.)
(.)(.)

 

by skyasaurus
5-06-14
smokin and drinkin
drink!
drinkin and smoke
smoke!
but uhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuhhhh what bout -
addy addy addy addy addy addy addy addy

 

by skyasaurus
5-06-14
wow
such trip

 

by skyasaurus
5-07-14
but lo, how could i kill such a wonderous creature?
god hath createth this... ...this...uh...
goat or dog?
both

 

by skyasaurus
5-13-14
i
would LOVE
to hit that ass, mmyeah

 

by skyasaurus
6-10-14
im not sure which i like better...
smooth peanut butter or pulpless orange juice?

 

by skyasaurus
6-10-14
one mid mornaftening
fap fap fap
fapfapfapfapfapfap
pediasure
great rings of saturn, it's jesus!

 

by skyasaurus
6-15-14
ARE U SURE THIS IS THE MENEING OF LYFE
p spot
holy johnson
make that cat purr b
im running out of ideas
ur leaking like luda says in his verse on that missy track OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT I DONT NEED I CANT STAND NO MINUTE MAN

 

by skyasaurus
6-16-14
blazed
i am
are you SURE you're not a...
at
i am
a...super...uh...
muthafukin kohls dude
*ugh*
a SUPeR-PROCRasTINATOR?!

 

by skyasaurus
6-18-14
11!!!
mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
11 out of 10!!
ALL YOU STONER FOOLS! YOU HAVE SUMMONED I, ZORAX, PATRON DEMON OF REVERSE-GRAVITY BONGS! MUA HA HA! PREPARE TO BE...
i am too high!!
...TOO HIG* HEY WAIT THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!! ugh

 

by skyasaurus
6-22-14
i'm sorry

 

by skyasaurus
7-27-14
BOOM! boomboomboomboom BA-BOOM! BOOM

 

by skyasaurus
7-29-14
im
I AM SOCIETY AND I DONT UNDERstAND
so
WAIT WHAT IF I WAS LESS UNDERSTANDING WOULD THAT BE MOR HELPFULEyES?
depressed or whatever
YOU HURT YOUR ARM SO YOU SHOULD PUNCH THINGs WitH IT tO MAKE IT HEAL FASTARRRR

 

by skyasaurus
7-29-14
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooohmygod karen!

 

by skyasaurus
8-10-14
wow im lookng at futur you!
ok what
and like your so like successful and whatever!
ok wait what now im interested..
like, you could like BANG for sure dude
yeah but by then i wont want to! literally fuck my life

 

by skyasaurus
8-10-14
binge drank
lolly
and
looly
exoplanets
mauna loa mauna kea! HALEAKALA HALEAKALA

 

by skyasaurus
8-10-14
INTRUDUCING!>>>!...>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>
THE GREAT!! !>>>!>....!>!>!>!!1!1L!>!!!1!!1!1111!!!
PG-13 so they say 'fuck' one time and hope the littluns dont notice
SHARKNADAMONSTAQUAKECANOSLIDEICANEPEDMIC 4: The Paramedic Convoy That Time Forgot!

 

by skyasaurus
8-10-14
so i was like Wampo
and then he was like Pancakes
and then she was like Wampo Pancakes! and we were like WHOA.!
m thats nice

 

by skyasaurus
8-11-14
haold early to i dentifys problem!
moum
white zinfandel!
harold to make plan of action!
moum
garbages
harold a scape!
harold r u listing bc like im finna bout to rage k RAAAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

 

by skyasaurus
8-11-14
im thinkin bout being coming a artist and stuff
k
maybe we could like sit on this couch and like that action in and of itself could like be art? yes i think v good idea yes yes?
um
YUOR JUSt TRApPED IN THe IRon GRIPZ OF SOCIEDAD
k so im gonna go to the bank now ttyl

 

by skyasaurus
8-11-14
the time is right
the time is now
enter galactic: the sandwich!
oh you fancy huh

 

by skyasaurus
8-11-14
they went thaaaaat way! ooooOOOOoo
that way?
no, thaaaAAaatt way! oooOOOoo
that way?
no, they went thaaaAAaatt way! ooOOOOOooo!!
righto

 

by skyasaurus
8-11-14
i
am
an ARTIST

 

by skyasaurus
8-11-14
a wizard did it

 

by skyasaurus
8-11-14
bro...
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR
blagbalag mag tag badag ag og yip yip!

 

by skyasaurus
8-11-14
see, if YOU say you're guilty too, then they'll cut our sentence in half!
no no no no no noooooo. that's just a trick they're using to try and SAY we're guilty and get the testimony from us they need to convict us!
but don't you see? they're giving us a way out! we just BOTH have to do exactly as they say!
no dude this is so obvious. game theory dude. prisoner's dilemma. we can get away with it if we don't say shit. it's a better equilibrium.
but how do i know you're not LYING to me and are going to tell on ME? i should just tell on YOU! HA!
oh my frikin god

 

by skyasaurus
8-12-14
SIR YUORE IN TRUOBEL
dui
FOR LIKE BEING LIKE THE WORSTEST PROcRASTINATOR E_VAR! OMG. OF LIKE, ALL TIME!
ok so like
thats like an award for me?? so like yeahh just let me go buy drugs or whatever WAIT fuck! fuuckkkkk

 

by skyasaurus
8-13-14
drvn m ghost car yea?
im gonna find a ghost ghost!
ghost ghost ghost
where r u ghost

 

by skyasaurus
8-14-14
iiiiiits vicodin lady
and a ghost!
blong blong blong
this is gonna be a good one i can tell!
there are no dinosaurs

 

by skyasaurus
8-14-14
after hearing of ferguson...
rRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRace card!!!!
literally crying 4 america rn
CONSERVATIVES ARE LIKE THIS IS JUSTIFIED AND VETS ARE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WiTH ThESE SOLDADOS
just...yeah i dont even know what the fuck to say
VOTE FOR RONALD RAEGEN

 

by skyasaurus
8-14-14
maybe we shoudl like start getting ready for work? or like eat something or whatever?
nah bro check out my sick moves!

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