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When Jerry went to see Bill...
Can you help me with my new MacBook?
SURE THING! Ha ha ha ha!
by slapbac56, 4-17-09

 

When Jerry went to see Bill...
Can you help me with my new MacBook?
SURE THING! Ha ha ha ha!
by slapbac56, 4-17-09

 

Bacon interviews Bill Gates...
How do you like your bacon, Mr. Gates!
I like them... MICROSOFT! Ha ha ha ha ha!
by slapbac56, 4-17-09

 

Cup-Of-Coffee Guy interviews Bill Gates...
Hey Gates... You're a n00b! Ha!
Yeah... It figures!
by slapbac56, 4-17-09

 

by slapbac56
4-17-09
Butch interviews Bill Gates...
What does... LOL mean?
Did I mention something... I created the Sims!
The Sims?
That doesn't answer my question... And anyway, I thought you were Bill Gates!
You thought I was... But I am in fact Will Wright!

 

by slapbac56
4-17-09
Bill Gates and Will Wright - WHAT?
Have you been living as me the past few strips, Will?
Er... yeah!
Wow, you really are a n00b... Just like what the other strip said!
Actually - I'm a n00bie, ha, get it!
I am so going to buy EA - JACKASS!
You can't do tha-... Oh wait, he can!

 

by slapbac56
4-17-09
Mr. Colgate!
Did you know I am the owner of Colgate toothpaste? What do you think of it?
Really...?
What people don't know is that I just masturbate in them?
WOOH! YEAH!

 

by slapbac56
4-17-09
Noah, I want you to build me a luxury cruise liner out of wood, there's a flood coming and I don't want to get my clothes wet!
Okay... anything else!
Oh yes - Since the flood will kill all the animals in the world, I need you to bring aboard 2 of every animal.
Why 2?
I'll leave you to work that out!

 

Hmm...
What happens if you put a DVD in a CD Player?
by slapbac56, 4-18-09

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Cup-Of-Coffee Guy - What's really in that cup?
I'll show you!
A few seconds later...
Nothing?!
Yep! It just makes me look hard-working and full of coffee.
No, it doesn't!
Gotya! Ha ha ha ha! I just have it because it's red!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Hi - I am superchik59, do you want to meet up sometime!
Hi - I am technogeek1! Sure.
When they met up!
Gotya! Ha ha ha ha! I figured you'd be on some virtual dating website instead of doing work, so now... you're fired!
Oh shit!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
God... I've worked out why we need 2 of every animal!
Hit me!
So we can equal weight on both ends of the boat!
Yeah... How d'ya guess! (SARCASTIC)

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Hey Rob, what happened to you?
Someone set a trap outside my house!
Gotya! Ha ha ha ha! I did it, I felt that I was mean for firing you so I decided to play a little prank on you!
I didn't laugh!
Nobody does!
I wonder why?

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Wassup Rob, wanna play Monopoly?
Er... Okay.
A few minutes into the game...
I think I'll by Times Square!
Times Square isn't even on there!
Gotya! Ha ha ha ha! Take that, n00b!
You really like pissing me off don't you!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Good day, I would like 2 cheeseburgers please!
Coming right fucking up bitch, do you want peices of fried shit with that!
That's not very nice, is it?
I'm shit sorry you slut, I just have motherfucking tourettes!
In that case... Hey Motherfucker, I want fucking cheeseburger with some shitass fries you bastard-faced asshole!
Alright, alright, calm down! it was only a joke...

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
So... did you finish that essay I said, Rob?
Yes, I did, but now I'm aware that this is all a joke!
Actually, it wasn't a joke!
Well, actually, I didn't do it!
You peice of shit!
Gotya! Ha ha ha ha! That was my comeback, feel happy now, Mr. Cup-Of-Crap Guy!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Are you Rob? I'm your substitute boss for the day.
No Cup-Of-Coffee Guy - Good, I can't stand the nut!
Which reminds me - He said if Rob Ling makes any bad comment about him, you're fired! So... goodbye!
What the fuck!?
Gotya! Ha ha ha ha! Did you like that?
No... I'm leaving - Goodbye!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Hi, my names Clayton Vaughn, my friends call me Cup-Of-Coffee Guy - You're my new assistant then?
Yes! Is it true that your previous assistant left because you were so annoying!
No.
Gotya! Ha ha ha ha! Of course he did, I'm incredibly annoying!
I can see this relationship is going to be... exciting.

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Hey, you must be the new 'British' assistant of Clayton Shitface!
Erm... correct! I wonder, are you the old assistant and why are you so... hurt!
I am his old assistant, and my house has been demolished and now I have nowhere to live apart from this alleyway with shards of glass everywhere!
He really is annoying! He's a played a prank on me 15 times.
Your lucky, he's done it with me 142 times.
We're not all as lucky as you, my dear friend!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Normal Ones!
Homosexual is when someone is attracted to the same gender!
Heterosexual is when someone is attracted to the opposite gender!
Weird Ones!
Retrosexual is when someone is attracted to themselves!
Bisexual is when someone is attracted to both genders!
Very Weird Ones!
Felesexual is when someone is attracted to cats!
Mortusexual is when someone is attracted to dead things!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
The procedure went well... but now your wifes got a Pacemaker!
This pacemaker... Is it good?
It's got the latest in pacemaker technology, she can now play Pacman and give people electric shocks!
Can it do anything else?
Produce Herpes!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Congratulations... You're breast implants went in successfully!
I didn't come in for implants, I came for my hip replacement!
2 hours earlier...
Congratulations...You're new hip is in place!
But I asked for implants!
Do you mind if its been inside an Asian Girls body?
fuck!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Hey Dave, I've got a new joke!
It better be good!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
fuck this... I'm off!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
I'm leaving you Dave for a 40-year-old hooker who lives in southern New Jersey!
Why? Don't leave me Sweaty Roger!
I won't! She's gonna live here!
Wha-!?
OMFG!
Alright! A talking chicken - smoooooooooth!

 

What happened to that New Jersey hooker?
She left - It seems she's going out with Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance!
by slapbac56, 4-18-09

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Hey, your Will Wright!
Oh, not again...
What brings you here on this fine morning!
Relationship problems, my wife left for me Steve Jobs, owner of Apple.
Not Bill Gates...
THAT NAME WILL HAUNT MY MEMORIES FOREVER - AND SHALL BE BANNED ON THE SIMS 4!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Hey, I'm slapbac56 - I think on the 18th April 2009 I made too many comics and now my eyes hurt and I now have to wear glasses.
I've probably now filled up the 'RECENT COMICS' bit with all my comics, and I feel kind of geeky!
Just to point out, I've probably got no experience doing these comics... well, maybe some!
I've probably just wasted about 26 seconds of your life!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
After 10 days of the British Assistant replacing Rob...
Hey, my British Assistant - Wanna go out for lunch?
Sure, but before that, there's something I need to tell you, Sir!
Hit me!
I'm quiting!
Gotya! Ha ha ha ha! Who's gonna make your Cup-Of-Coffee now?
You!

 

by slapbac56
4-18-09
Okay, so... where are we?
Sahara desert!
What are we doing here?
That New Jersey hooker's boyfriend, Gerard, bought us ear after getting angry about you sleeping with her!
Well that explains Mikey over there...

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
Alternative Ending #1
Do you now see why I told you build the ship?
Yes!
Alternative Ending #2
You thought that you could secretely 'not' put the animals on board - shame on you - burn in hell, Noah!
Oh dear!
Real Ending
Thank you for building the boat and saving the animals, now go home and have sex with your wife!
... But... We're not married!

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
I'm sorry to dissapoint you Noah, but ever since the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was written, it claims that I don't exist!
That book hasn't even been written yet...
We all die - except Gods - we just don't physically exist!
So what you're saying is that when the book is finally written, your physical form will vanish but you will still mentally exist!
Yeah - I suppose!
Wow! Douglas Adams sure knew how to write a book!

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
Hi Noah!
Hi God! What are you doing here?
Well - Ever since the rise of the Roman Empire, people are starting to forget me. So I'm hear to get pissed!
I thought you never drank alcohol!
Who told you that?
Moses!

 

I want to suck your blood - human!
I want you to suck my cock, dracula!
by slapbac56, 4-19-09

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
Hey, is this future?
Yeah man, it's like 2305! Now everyone lives on marijuana.
Why do they live on marijuana?
It's cheap!
Do you live on marijuana!
That and blowjobs.

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
Now where are we?
Prison...
How did we get here?
I kind of ran over the New Jersey hooker!
YIPPEE!
Don't look so happy, now Gerard Way's out to kill us!

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
For the last time Joanne, that pacemaker is top notch!
Listen Jerry, I don't think it is, I've given both our children, Crystal and Meth, electric shocks!
There just side effects!
Okay... so how come I start to suddenly have the urge to play Pacman during the night!
You're a compulsive gamer?
Possible! So how come whenever I touch a man, he gets Herpes.

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
Mr. Colgate!
What was your previous job, Mr. Colgate!
I masturbated into toothpaste tubes!
Dr. Harvey!
Have you ever physically assaulted someone?
I'd rather not say!
British Assistant
What environment do you prefer to work in?
Well, old bean, somewhere that sells nice Tea and Shortbread!

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
Oh my god, we just ran over another person!
Please be Gerard, please be Gerard...
It's just the British Assistant!
Who?
You know, the short-lived character in the slapbac56 strips!
Not Gerard then...?

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
POKE!
Hey!
Gotya! Ha ha ha ha!

 

Houston! Is it normal for a female astronaut to be having a period in space?
by slapbac56, 4-19-09

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
Hey Rob, do you like pizza?
Is this going to become something entirely uncalled-for?
No... do you like pizza?
Yes!
Cool.
What the fuck?

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
Listen... Why don't we make friends!
Does this result in a wormhole ripping the fabrics of the space/time continuum apart thus creating a nuclear explosion capable of destruction?
Actually, I hoped it would result in us becoming buddies!
Oh... okay!
When they became friends...
Shit!

 

by slapbac56
4-19-09
Bonjour Dave. Comment allez-vous? Vous aimez mon français? Une prostituée française m'a enseigné!
Wha-?
It's French - Hello Dave. How are you? You like my French? A French hooker taught me!
What is it with you and hookers?
3 hours earlier...
Allo Roger, I will giz you zee greatest blowjob ever in exchange for zee information!
DEAL!

 

I like blowjobs and I use the stuff as toothpaste!
I'm way ahead of you!
by slapbac56, 4-19-09

 

by slapbac56
4-21-09
3.141592653589793238462!
Huh!?
It's pi!
Wha-!?
A big number!
Erm...

 

by slapbac56
4-21-09
Foundya! Ha ha ha ha!
Fuck off!

 

by slapbac56
4-21-09
Will Wright + Bill Gates
THE SIMS!
MICROSOFT!
EQUALS
Will Gates - or Bill Wright!
MICROSIMS - Sounds like micropenis!

 

by slapbac56
4-21-09
HA! YO MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! GET OFF MY LAWN!
Parden?
I SAID GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!
No!
WHY?
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!

 

by slapbac56
4-23-09
Gerard Way is in the house!
What the fuck?
Erm.. hi!
...Easy Peasy Pumpkineasy - Pumpkinpie motherfucker!
What are you on about?
My girlfriend, the one you ran over, was smoother than my ass - I called her HELENA! Bowowowow!

 

by slapbac56
4-30-09
A few hours earlier...
So Doctor... what's wrong with me?
Congratulations! You have swine flu!
...and so the Doctor said I had swine flu!
Oh my! That's killed over 100 people already!
I knew I shouldn't have stayed on that pig farm in Mexico.
You've been to Mexico?

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