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by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
Kitty Goes To Town!
I COMMAND THEE TO KILL ALL NIGGERS!
And it truly is a mysterious island.
What Will Meow Meow and Mittens discover today!?
I sho is hungry fo some chittlins n conebread.
DIE SMELLY SAMBO DIE! IN THE NAME OF DAN!
Meow Meow Loves Cheese.
Great job! Now will you take these nails out?
DOI !

 

by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
Think we're landing too fast?
No man, hell no.
Its getting a little hot in here I think.
Chill my nigger, I just put a burrio in the microwave. Space food kicks ass.
You stupid fuck, look at you now!
DOI !

 

by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
Timmy Teethbells Loves His Toothbrush!
Give peace a chance!
Die you fucking hippy bitch!
He just brush brush brushes all day long!
Jealous of my love, I read you like a meaty glove.
Is is possible I just think this concrete is faulty due to more sand in the mix that concrete! Cheap! Nigger Spics are cheap!
LOOK OUT FOR MEAN OL MR CAVITY!
Hey man its only me, how about taking these nails out now?
DOI ! (russion for DOI for you all idiots out there)

 

by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
Flocky The Bird Just Flies All Day
Massah, does jesus let nigras into heav'n, i sho hopes massah.
Just look into my eyes gentle son.
Does this be the gateway to vahallah, i sho can't wait to eats me some fried chickens n collard greens.
CAT FISH FEVER, DA NA NA
Swooping here and there not a care to think or say
DOI !
CAT FISH FEVER DA na na nuuuuh!

 

by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
Ladybug in the grass
These cheeseburgers are hot.
I command thee to stop sucking boy balls.
Ladybug is pretty so
Rub my muffins, tight buns.
I'm just a dinosaur, and I won't work for nobody but joe.
Ladybug, makes my days brighter.
DOI !
I can't belive its not butter..... spray.

 

by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
What will joe the bumble bee discover today?
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE, JIMMY TIMES TWO
MEANS DOUBLE THE FUN!
Fun buzzing in and out of the hay!
SWING OUR CROSSES TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT
WE CAN'T FUCK EACH OTHER'S ASSES TRY AS WE MIGHT
EAT MORE BEEF, YOUR CHILDREN'S LIVES DEPEND ON IT
DOI !
Stupid nigger, tricks are for kids!

 

by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
LAUGHS! SEX! PENIS! THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER, BETTER THAN YOUR LIFE!
I don't like the corn. So tell em why the DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW is the best damn thing since Perfect Strangers!
Ok! Hi, the DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW is the best fucking comic I've ever read, all the other comics on here suck, but this one makes me hungry for lovin!
MORE DIE DIE DIE PENIS ACTION THAT YOU CAN POSSIBLY HANDLE!
EXOTIC LOCATIONS! Lots of thought provoking drama! Plenty of big jiggly tittied women, SEX SEX SEX makes me hard! SEX SEX SEX in the backyard!
This IS true! What a captain! Plus the DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW hates russian salt mine workers! TO THE BONE!
PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW.... SEE.. READ... FEEL THE DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW (posted whenever i feel like it)
Fuck you honkey!
DOI !

 

by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
Christmas time is hear
One way or another I will get to the heart of the throbbing cock.
Jimmy crack corn... AND I DO CARE!
Open up the presents joy and cheer
Is you gonna fries me up some conebread n chittlins?
I don't want to play chess tonight with danny oberock, that fucking nigger queer, faggoty black bastard!
Santa claus love you forever, an enternal christmas INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION!
hahaha i fooled you again, come on how about taking these nails out now?
DOI !

 

by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW IS SWEEPING THE NATION!
Hi again, if you don't know yet, DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW is the HOTTEST market item tool hip lingo cult rebel metal in thing for rich kids everywhere!
You HAVE chosen wisely, santa packs are coming! If you want to be cool and hip and in with the RIGHT STUFF kids, then ICE ICE baby your way over to some DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW COMICS!
SEE WHAT THE UNCONTROLLABLE ATTACKS OF PEOPLE MASTURBATING IS ALL ABOUT!
Exotic locations! Heartbreaking drama! The Die Die Die Penis show has it all, check out all the old strips and become aware, become hip, become GROOVY!
Tell your friends about them, and lets face it, rico sauve you will be after you JUMP JUMP on forcing other people to watch this FREAKIN MAGGOT FARMING genius! PLUS WE HATE RUSSIAN SALT MINE WORKERS!
the DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW has been know to KILL OLD AND PREGNANT WOMEN. BEWARE... FEEL... TASTE THE DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW
My father was a poor tomato faced Nigger African, and he smelt of fried chicken....
DOI !

 

by slimsanjuro
2-04-03
Foofy the happy puppy wakes up for a long day
I own YOUR LIFE, PREPARE TO DIE YOU FRENCH slammer!
NO my canadian sister, us purebreed WHITE MASTERS OF THE WORLD cannot put ourselves to such waste, donkey kong!
of playing in the sun, barking at the farmer, eating yummy bones
Give my gun of DOOM one reason why I should listen to you and let you kill and torture niggers to death!
EMINEM!
then curling up by mother, puppy will never have to sleep alone
DOI !
YAY WE ARE BROTHERS FOREVER!

 

by slimsanjuro
2-06-03
Wakey Wakey morning time
The stars are looking glamerous tonight! I command thee to stop the insanity!
As long as I can hang me some niggers! In your name of love! I DO ACCEPT! INDEED!
a new of ahead of learning and ryhme
Drain of imputiry/stench of necropsy/drain of impurity/cranitripsy
STOP THE INSANITY!
after the days over and you've said your prayers with mine, lay down your head for sleepy time.
Opps it was just me, how about getting a hammer and pulling these nails out now?
DOI !

 

by slimsanjuro
2-06-03
NILBOG IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS! Hey how does this new wig look on me, do you think the women will want to rub their genitals against mine in intense passion?
Yes they will, in fact I'm getting aroused right now!
Hey butterbeans do fries come with that frosted vanilla ice cream beverage?
Fuck you nigger!
DOI !
HA HA! I said it looked good when in fact I was thinking it didn't, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

 

by slimsanjuro
2-06-03
Foo Foo wants to come out and play
Did you hear the news, people think the DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW sucks!
Only because they find The Family Circus funny.
Confucius say: Eat rots of wonton rice and eat lots of good rorripops before rorring around in the roving sun
I sho does love conebread n chittlins, before I smokes me a cracks rock and gets me a white honkey bitch to suck my mo'fuckin dick yo dawg, where be da damn chittlins.
Night Foo Foo we love you!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
DOI !

 

by slimsanjuro
2-06-03
A terrible fear came over me, the blackest of black horror. So dark and black I cannot even describe, the horror of all horrors, the blackest darkest depths of terror!
In the deepest of terrors, its impossible to explain, the true terror I felt, LORDS HAVE MERCY, I was in pure horror, I felt dizzy, I can't recall what strange visions of other worlds and crabby goats
DOI !
So would yo like fries with that?

 

by slimsanjuro
2-06-03
Gheez Todd, I'm so sick of these immature, unfunny, no talent or wit comic strips showing up.
I know what you mean Cameron, these guys just throw anything up for attention, it makes me sick, what ever happened to real talent.
The racism and fart jokes are so like, 12 year old, I swear... hey you know, you're kind of cute.
Oooooh you want to slip your hands down my pants
DOI ! (girly like a homosexual)
HAHAHA I HAVE FOOLED THEE! FACE THE WRAITH OF MY JOOGY BOO BOO! You homosexual dog!

 

by slimsanjuro
2-06-03
Oh GAWD, oh GWAD heeeelp ooh it hurts, aaaahh!
HAHAH BURN FAG, YOU FUCKING QUEER BURN!
Oh lord, ooh the fire up my ass feels kind of good, oh oh... ooh baby... oooh oooh
BURN! BU.... um.... hey wait a sec.....um...
OOOOH! OOOOH! YES YES MORE MORE MORE YES OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOH!
.........

 

by slimsanjuro
2-06-03
Howdy, whats up
Nothing, I think I'm going to play some basketball with my kids today.
shit man what the fuck is going on! No my house, my children are all dead!
Dammit, its that dern bush again!
DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW SUPPORTS THE WAR, BECAUSE OIL IS GREAT AND KILLING PEOPLE IS FUN!
DOI !
Taste my steel sandnigger!

 

by slimsanjuro
2-06-03
Hey want to go pick up Tom Waits for tonight's DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW?
Fuck yeah man!
This is going to kick ass!
I hope he sings Gin Soaked Boy!
.... this is the worst strip ever, i apologize...
Dammit we fell into the outer realm, now we'll miss the show!
DOI !

 

by slimsanjuro
2-07-03
Behold the naughtiness of the new DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW, can you behold with all of your eyes, its fucking fucking incredible!
Whats new you ask? Why the new and improved DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW is filled with......
You know... I think this strip is always going to suck....
... well, either way, make sure to "Idi I Smorti" the DIE DIE DIE PENIS SHOW!
... Fuckin Russian salt mine worker....
DOI !

 

by slimsanjuro
2-08-03
Ohhh blaine you're making me hot and sexy, I hope we can go see The Dave Matthews Band sometime more in the future.
Ohhh, and our trip to Starbucks was so good too, oh you make me hard, I'm going to fuck you in the ass!
STABBING SOUNDS
OOHHH DO ME, DO ME NOW!
OHH GET READY BIG BO.... UGGUGHGHGHUUGHG
Yes sir I'M READY!
OK HERE IT COMES!

 

by slimsanjuro
2-08-03
Ok, so here it is, gang of white thugs chase down this black lady rape her, slash her throat, beat her head in and take her purse, leaving out here with her bearded clam showing
Yeah apparently an old man found her when he let his dog out for a walk, and he didnt come back, so he checked around the area until he found his dog, licking her fuzzy oyster
Hey why'd the black lady wear no panties to the picnic?
Dunno?
To keep the flies off the food.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that one's a classic....

 

by slimsanjuro
2-08-03
Mtv
Yeah Dawg, I be chillin in da hood wit my niggas, and the man be playin me around, ooh yeaaaah ooh i'm so angst ridden and sad, i made a million dollars, that only makes me more mad
Mtv
Now its the chorus and i have to scream like i'm retarded before rapping some more because it makes money, watered down wimpy rap metal, and the hood be hard, shiet dawg, yeah dawg, ohh yeah dawg, ooh
Man this shit sucks. Well time to get ready for the 15th anniversary show of my death metal band MAGGOT CORPSE at Phil's Steak n Beer house...

 

by slimsanjuro
2-16-03
So yeah man, welcome to METAL HELL TV, this is Sunday Morning, 4 in the morning on UHF Channel 2, this is the only TRUE real metal show, here we have GORE SUCKER from the band Maggot Corpse with us!
Hi
So from hearing your last album, Hatefilled Butchery on Maggoty Cunt Records in Sweden, which was limited to 666 copies, I can tell this is the most brutal yet, its all death, real gore...
Yeah man, nothing but gore for me, I love death, splattered bodies, it makes me laugh, I am fascinated by death, sometimes I feel I am death, its all I think about, I hate life, its shit, DEATH! GORE!
RAAAAAAAAR!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

by slimsanjuro
2-16-03
I... am afraid.....
CORN CHIPS! CORN CHIPS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO!
THE END - Directed by David Lynch
Wow that spoke volumes about the inner mind and seeing things a 12th sense type way to focus your powers onto saving the rain forest and the inner workings of the deep mine through deep meditation.
Yeah I know, lets talk it over at Star Bucks..

 

by slimsanjuro
2-16-03
Wiggles the clown will never frown, he is happy all day
People say the DIE DIE DIE PENIS show has gone mainstream, the image is softened up for mass consumption!
Because, PEPPER SHAKER, INDEED, BRAIN FOR YOU ENJOY!
I sho is hungry fo sum chittlins n conebread, after i gets my welfare check i be buyin me a 40 and crack rock, and then i be hangin wit my niggaz after we rapes us a white bitch.
Confucius say: when you eat a rorrlipop with rice, you must spread the rove and raugh in a funny manner, raughing makes the days fun and rove makes others rike you, with a fortune cookie.
Happy puppies share the love!
Hahah the experimental days are behind us! The formula never fails!
Doi !

 

by slimsanjuro
6-02-03
Victim
The Die Die Die Penis Show is back on the air!
Yay!
of the
GRIND!
Stupid fucking niggers.
DOI!

 

by slimsanjuro
6-03-03

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