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by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
Zombie Kid VS his arch nemisis, Hostile
if it werent for you, I'd be a human right now.Time Ti join the Zombie Legacy! DIE!!!
Do i have to kill you again?
Hostile Nukes Zombie Kid up.
AHRRRRRGGHHHHH....
Maybe i Should Throw in an A-Bomb or two....

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
Hostile starts a world war when bombing everywhere he thought might have had land near it.
Im surprised bombing the whole world started World War III.
Hi, you wouldnt happen to have a quarter would you? I lost a bet on who started the war.We heared that it was France.
Where did Hostile put the Mountain Dew?
No, i spent my money on a Mountain Dew.
No problem, the guy i lost the bet to just died.
Jesus goes mad.
YES, they're blaming France for the bombs!
Really, cool, I hate the bloody Frenchmen. The apocalypse will start there! MUHUHAHAHAHA!!!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
Hostile plans suicide.
If I kill myself, I will become a zombie.Cool.
I am a really annoying Asian girl who likes reading Hostile's mind for absolutly no reason.I will now sing until i fill up this box.
Hostile goes mad.Again.
DIE,ME!!!!
NO, you die!!!!
Oh,come on, I deserve more than being dumped in the trash. At least burn my body.
Jesus, you make my trash can look so bad!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
Hostile pops up in a worse place then Hell after killing himself
Aren't I supposed to be in Hell after killing myself?
This is like Hell.This is an apartment where my boyfriends live.
The terrror begins in Hostiles epic journey to escape the apartment
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hey man, Im Brad "Frozen" Balls.
Hostile tries to kill himself, but he is already dead.
MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,MUST KILL,
ITS ME AGAIN

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
My kitty coughed up a letter for you, handsome Hostile.
Dear Harry Potter, you have been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...this aint my mail,yo.Who the #$%# is Harry Potter?
I don't get it.Why hasn't Harry responded to my letter yet?(thats Dumbledoor)
I hafta stay with the Dursleys.Ill just kill myself.(im Harry Potter)Or maybe i should kill the Dursleys
Harry's Legacy will be a new strip.
Im the Uncle type Dursley guy.
Dry up Dursley, you great prune.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
Ron comes to get Harry
Im Ron, and I've come to tell you that...YOU MUST COME TO HOGWARTS OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!
Im Harry's Cousin,yo.Harry took a few whacks on me.
Im Harry,redhead.
Hey Harry, Im Ron,now follow me or else.
So,this is Hogwarts,eh?
Yah,we assasinated the president and took the White House for our school.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
Im Professor McGonigal,im a shapeshifter.
Nick Jr says gr8 for u.
Now im Harry Potter.
THATS IT...Im going Jason Potter (Harry's new horror spell)
Im scared.Jesus, I need to shave off that facial hair.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
Hogwarts sucks, Ron.
You shold meet Hermoine Granger and Cho Chang.
Which Harry is better?The first Harry has more actions,but his one is better looks.
Im Hermoine
Im Harry Potter.
I am Cho Chang,the girl who dumps you.
Im Harry Potter.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
Scary.
Hi kids, Im Harry
And Im Ron...oops,wrong puppet.
Scarier.
Like,yipee-kiyay,folks
Okay-dokey that good?
RUN AWAY!!!
NOT shadow puppets.
Well Ill be dang iddly darned.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
In a poll of 1 vote, this Harry Potter wins! Email me to make a vote to change it back.
I escaped the apartment to come to Hogwarts.
Can I test my "Two-fisted Monkey Dragonite Curse" on you?
Sure,kid.
HAYDOKEN!!!!
My Haydoken Attack backfired.
What Happened,Harry?

 

by snowboarderamq
12-07-03
The arab guy is Osama Bin Laden
Ive come to kill you!
Phhhhht!!!Osama Farts
Jesus, that smells.No wonder nobody has ever succeded in murdering you.Good-bye
Awwwww...Nobody wants to play with me.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-08-03
Christmas In Hogwarts (Harry is still injured)
I woke up this morning and i thought it was my birthday...but its Christmas.
Hohoho...You still got me a present,right?
...no...arent you supposed to give us presents,after all, you are Santa.
YOU DIDNT GET ME A PRESENT?!?!?! I AM SO KILLING YOU!!!Im sending in Tony the Mafia Elf.
RUN AWAY!!!!
Come back here!!!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-08-03
Hello and welcome to "Bongo the Space Monkey!"
Hi, Im Bongo.
Hey...Im a Bloody English Police Dude(BEPD)and im putting Bongo under arrest.
Too much British English.
Come back here,yer bloody spacemate!
Maybe I should run into the gent's outfitter.
(Yes,Bongo is running away from the BEPD.)
Hi, Im Harry Potta
NO!!! The Bloody English Police Dude is really Daniel Radcliffe!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-08-03
Which series should I mainly make?(look in my profile to see these series)
Bongo, that's me!
Im Harry Potter.
I can also do a new series if that vote wins.
(I have to lay off the slo-mo pills) Oh,hi,Im Hostile.
Im snowboarderamq's friend.I think Hostile rules!
Vote for Skull Kid,Hostile,Bongo,Hostile and Skull Kid,Harry Potter,themeless comics, or a new series!
Im the Skull Kid.Im the first unsaved series of comics by snowboarderamq.
Hey,what about me, Im a new series or themeless series.

 

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12-08-03

 

by snowboarderamq
12-08-03
Last time we saw Hostile was in a Harry Potter Legacy comic,where he escaped the apartment to get to Hogwarts
Now being Part-zombie, I may be able to defeat Zombie Kid WITHOUT atomic bombs.Just a few nuclear warheads.
Im right here, you ass.
Well then, answer to my hammer...ooops,I missed.
Well,now you'll hafta answer to my chainsaw.
Holy crap, somebody took my chainsaw,this will hafta do!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-09-03
After killing my killer,Hostile,I am no longer a zombie.
There we go! Im Adam,AKA the Zombie Kid.
WTF is going on?
While wearing my mask, Im Jason.
Scary.She thinks he is cute.
Dont hurt me Jason.Why am I looking downwards?Do I like Jason or something?
What,most people dont like me or something?I will thank you for sharing this information by killing you.(while wearing the mask,im EVIL!!!)

 

by snowboarderamq
12-10-03
Hostile is scarred of Jason
Hey,Hostile.
AHHHH!!!LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
WTF?
Hey,kids!!!
Hello,Frost-o.
Is my PC broke or something,yo.
I am from Hong Kong, dawg,sup in the hizzouse.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-11-03
(Im writing a leter to Hostile,the next slide is one week later)
Hmmm...a letter from Jason..."Dear Hostile,You stink. Murderously yours, Jason"
Hostile gets dumber and dumber...
Well, thats not a very friendly letter.
Before attacking Jason for revenge for the letter, I should make a simulation.
How come there is 2 Hostiles???I am confused..like you.
DIE JASON!!!
NO,YOU DIE, JASON

 

by snowboarderamq
12-11-03
(Im writing a leter to Hostile,the next slide is one week later)
Hmmm...a letter from Jason..."Dear Hostile,You stink. Murderously yours, Jason"
Hostile gets dumber and dumber...
Well, thats not a very friendly letter.
Before attacking Jason for revenge for the letter, I should make a simulation.
How come there is 2 Hostiles???I am confused..like you.
DIE JASON!!!
NO,YOU DIE, JASON

 

by snowboarderamq
12-11-03
Maybe this simulation thing aint working out.
I agree, lets skip the simulation and fight.
Nah, I need to train more before i face...AHHHH, JASON!!!
Whats wrong?Do i have a zit?
I think Jason is meant to be 12 years old...wanna have a reader's vote on that?
I give up,I give up!!!
Oh,come on, my zit cant be THAT big.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-11-03
(the pencil is me, the comic creator type dude)
Hehehe,Im gonna draw acne on Jason.
JESUS CHRIST,THAT IS A BIIIG ZIT!!!
Ok,there,I popped it.I just hope that gushing blood is normal.
Is Jason dead? That'll teach yall that acne is not good...ITS EVIL,I TELL YA,EVIL!!!
AHRGH! Im dying from loss of blood here!Help...me....ugh....

 

by snowboarderamq
12-11-03
VOTE NOW...vote for which of these comics u want me to make by private messaging me or emailing me.
I will smite you all,people who i hate due to something in this action comic(also funny)
During the day, he is Poopy, the diaper baby,during the night, he is...NOT A COMIC
Thompson Brook School stinks, a day in the life of dumb 11-year olds(how'd you guess? I AM 11?)
I emphasize the ninja comic and da 11-year old thing.
Im a cool Amish dude, vote for me for miscalaneus comics,yo(or other comics).

 

by snowboarderamq
12-11-03
This isnt funny cuz it an intro
Im Matt.
Im Adam.
Im Mark (sry I just had to totally dis you, Mark.)
Im Principal Smith,yall.
Im Darren.
Yo, Im Mr.Netkovick.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-11-03
Hey,did you notice that i have no black dots on my eyes, they are all white.
Haha,your visually impaired.
Uhhhh...Your the one who wears glasses in real life.
Ya,shutup, I dont in these comics.Im making this, I can like totally erase you.
10 minutes later...
Hey,Blind-o!
ill pay Adam $10 to erase you, Mark.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-11-03
Hi, Im Mark, and Im going to beat up Mr.Netkovick.
Hi, Bongo,Im Darren.Your such a sexy boy.
Why does he go in and outta his soacesuit?Nobody knows.
Change of plan, Im now gonna beat up Darren.
No,bad boy.
That was easy.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-12-03
Hi,Im Charlie, the mental case of evil that annoys teh hell outta people all around the world, like the time when I nuked Japan...
Yeah...you can shutup now.
Im holding onto my dick....Adam? Where'd you go?
Why do teachers always call you by your last name when ur in trouble???
RUN AWAY!!!
Mr.Quinn,no running in the halls.In my office, Mr.Quinn.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-12-03
Oh....hi....Darren...
Sup,cutie?
You know Darren?You REALLY have some issues.
Yeah,I have issues with you!
Words of advice:LAUGH AT MATT!!!STAY AWAY FROM DARREN!!!
Note to sekf:Stay AWAY from Darren.
Mr.Messina,no taking notes to yourself, its a sign of disorganization.In my office Mr.Messina

 

by snowboarderamq
12-12-03
Hi, Im Principal Smith!
Yeah, I knew that...well....hi,i guess...
Wanna go to my office
MUST...RESIST....URGE....TO...KILL
Cmon Adam,only for the night.
NOT...RESISTING...WELL....THATS IT, OFF WITH HER OR HIS HEAD!!!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-12-03
Well....yeah....Im here to pick up my little brat,yeah thats it.
Okay,Ill let you in, Hostile.
10 minutes later
Ahhhhhh...I already killed everybody.
No, you still have to take down Adam "Jason" Quinn!
The Fight Starts(To be continued)
You are SO dead,kid.
Yeah,yeah,yeah,all talk, no skill.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-12-03
Great...I missed...just peachy.
Well,that was easy...please say you've already killed Darren,Principal Smith,Charlie and Mr.Netkovick.
10 minutes later
Ill kill them next time, I promise!
Yeah right,like your be alive next time...thats a reacycling bin, you will be crushed and remade into glass...MUHUHAHAHA!!!
I didnt need another space.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Hey,you must be the damned new girl...I will be your teacher
Yes, I am damned.So,Whats your name?
(So-damn Insane makes fun of Saddam Hussein)
Oh,yes,My name is So-damn Insane
I thought you were captured and brutally slaughtered with a pickaxe.
Nope,I fucked up all of the US Army dudes and ran away to become this eil teacher.
You like my little girl costume?

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Aw,crap.
So,anyways, Im gonna kill you in name of everybody who hates you...in other words in name of everybody,probably including yourself.
How'd you know i hated myself?
Okay,just shutup.Like my army costume?By the way, After I kill you, you'll be transported to hell,man,ya!
"Rasch, farw wa bloody splatness ra kill ghuhik DIE!" That spell actually worked this time!He's just a pile of blood.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
AHHH...IM IN HELL!!!
Hey, Im the Damner...I will lead you to his Royal Nastiness.
Why am I in Hell?I only killed like 10,000 people!
HEY!Dont use bad language like "Hell" in Hell!Thats 300 years of Hell labor, mo' fo'.
Aww man, do i have to eat the fire?
What, I dont look good? Am i burnt?

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Legend Of Zelda, Hottie of Time
C'mon, Link, save Hyrule!
I would since your so hot and you have big jugs, but I can't friggin see with this helmet on!
Link, Ill marry you if you brutally slaughter Ganondorf.
Okay, can I have like this magical fairy dude to follow me around and be annoying?
Matters if there is a picture of a fairy in the list of choices.
You made the comic corny, congratualations.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Oh,please Link, stick with the costume you had before!
Is this better
LINK!! I like your beard!But still, change your outfit.
1 Year Later.(Vayklie is the chick's name.It not supposed to sound like Valkyrie, its something i made up.)
Hurry up, Navi, Vayklie just decided on this outfit for me to wear, Ganondorf awaits us!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Dondon,dodododoo,dodooo,dododo,dondondon,dondondon,DODO,dondondondon.DUDU,DUYDUDUDUYDUDU!(Zelda music, how do you write it)
Oh, will you PLEASE shutup?
DOODOOO!(new song) Dododoodooodooo,dodododooo,dondondon,up,left right,up left,right, im saying the "C" keys, for this is ocarana of time, and it for N64!!!Dodododododo
(bye)
Dooodooodooo,doodoodooo,dooodooododooo!DOODOOODOOODOOODODO!Jesus Christ, this gets stuck in your head. Im listening to rock next comic...hey, wheres Navi?

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
(Link listens to rock music instead of Zelda music,Jesus Christ, the apocalypse is over!HOORAY!)
You call this rock music?
"You aint a nuthin but a hound dog..."
Just hope this ninja shuts him up.
Link, I have been sent to assassinate you, and will reappear after you leave the area even if you kill me!
TWO-FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!!!
10 minutes later...
Two-fisted monkey style?
Uh-huh.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
3 days later, Link makes it to the Hyrule castle, and will spend a few comics trying to get in.
Well,yeah,erm,I have been sent by the king to meet...the king...what the hell am I saying?
Sorry,I can only let you in for a....ummm....a sandwich...with baloney and ham! mmm...baloney and ham...
Where the fuck do i get a baloney and ham sandwich, there are only 25 deli markets within 100 feet of here.
Say, I dont have eyes,how weird..
Navi, do you know a way into the castle so I dont have to get a sandwich?
OF COURSE I DO, GOD DAMMIT,MAYBE IF YOU COULD WATCH ME!!!IVE FLOWN OVER TO THE ENTRANCE A HUNDRED TIMES TO SHOW YOU< YOU DOPE!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Okay,Im going to bounce myself off of this pink ass, then fly into the castle.
Heehaw,heehaw!
ALMOST THERE!I FLYING HIGH!
I almost made it past the fence!!! Is this puddle my blood?

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
The king says that if Link slays the fly, he can gain entrance to his castle, which is public to all to see, but Link just cant figure that out.(he's what we call "special")
**pukes on Link, since flies do that to their food**
Okay fly, you are going down!
Im over here, you idiot!
Oh, yes, I was doing... that fighting technique..the...uhh...."Monkey Stare in other direction attack"
Link removes his mask
ARGGHH...HES...SO...UGLY...ugh**falls down dead**
Oh,come on, I just took off my helmet for a second

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Your royal kingliness..er...ummm....hi?
Uhhh...Hi....go meet my daughter.
Hi, Im Zelda.
Er...hi....
He's lying, Im Zelda.
HOLY MILKJUGS,YOUR HOTTER THAN VAYKLIE!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Ugh, I am Vayklie, you dope.Im a princess.And you just said who you thought was another woman looked better than me.I killed Navi, I will be your partner now!
Darnit, I was just about to change my costume again.
10 minutes later
Okay, lets go brutally slaughter Ganondorf!
Okay!
With the world in Link's hands,jipsies and psychics predicted the future.
Another game of "Dont know Much about history:Legend of Zelda"?
Yes, a very bloody game indeed.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
So, Vayklie, what should I call you? I really dont think your name is that....er....buetiful....and....too long
You are really bad with girls, arent you, Link?Just call me....i dont know.Maybe...nah...OH,I know...nah...just call me "V"
Ok,V, its almost beddy time, you wanna go to bed.
After what you said about my name?No way!
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT...Im just tired after my....how many was it...oh yeah, my 364 attempts to get into the castle.
Okay, lets make camp, but I got us seperate sleeping bags, so dont get any ideas.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Later that night...
"Silent Night,dooodooodooo,doodoodoo!"
Hes still singing
"Silent Night,dooodooodooo,doodoodoo!...JINGLE BELLS,JINGLE BELLS,JINGLE BELLS!"
"JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"
I wouldn't mind you singing, but PLEASE learn more than 2 words to te songs you sing!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Later that night, in Link's dreams
Lalalalala!
Right Down,yo.
Lalalalala!
Right Down,yo.
Lalalalala!(what am I doing?IM SCARED!)
Right Down,yo.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Everybody is in line,waiting for da #50 partay!
So when does this "partay" start?
I dunno.
Yeah, I hear Snowboarderamq is making more Zelda comics then new comics after #50.
Yeah, you think he'll make more Hostile And Zombie Kid comics?
Aye, 'tis me, Harry Potta'
Yeah, Snowboarderamq made 2 of me cuz im Adam in "Jason, Adam on "Jason, and adam in "Thompson Brook SChool Sux"

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
Hi,Im Snowboarderamq.
(crowd gasps and makes talking gestures)
We're almost on #50,and were having a party!For all you comics I created...unless you kill me,your not invited.
KILL HIM!!!
OKAY,YOUR INVITED,NOT THE LEG!!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-14-03
'Twas The Moment of the Partay, and all through the house, not a creature was quiet, not even a blouse, i mean not even a mouse."
So...you're the guard that smites and/or slaughters those who try to escape my "Partay!"
"Arabian Roosters had breeded in the party house, making it impossible, to keep your blouse...uhhh i mean your quarters."
Im telling you, Arabian Rooster, I dont have change for the vending machine, I spent it on a Mountain Dew!
"Link and Harry Potter were on a date with eachother, making it impossible to keep on their bluses, i mean boxers,yeah."
So, what do you do for a living?
I kill Dursleys, temperarily stop Voldewort, and suck Dumbledoor's dick.

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