All comics by sschris

 

by sschris
5-13-03
Jenkins, I'm bored, entertain me.
Sir, why don't you pay Earth a visit, I hear the weather is getting warmer now.
As, yes Jenkins, very good. Now run along and get the Satanmobile ready.
Sir, you don't have a satanmobile.
Damn it Jenkins, I want one. When I get back, I expect one to be ready.
Idiot

 

by sschris
5-13-03
Ah, I seem to have gone too far. Excuse me, yeah you, how do I get to Earth?
You see the big green and blue sphere there? Thats earth
Yes, I see it now, that big sphere there, got it. Have I meet you before somewhere?
No, I think I would remember someone with your dress sense. You had better go now.
Yes, well, thanks.
Hey, hey, jill, your going to love this, that prat satan missed Earth again. Remember last time he did that.

 

by sschris
5-13-03
This smells like home, I haven't gone too far again?
Two happy meals and two quater pounders with cheese mate
Yep, this is it. Bug off you prat
Hey, your like that Satan dude. Cool, can you do loads of really cool tricks?
My main one is temptation, I just stand here persuading you to do something evil.
Hey, guys, look, its satan

 

by sschris
5-13-03
A crowd has gathered around Satan
All of you, just bog off.
I'm sure we can tempt you into doing something
A fight breaks out in the crowd
This should shut that prat up. I'm off before I get blamed.
Where is satan going next?
What the fuck?

 

by sschris
5-13-03
Do ever wander why the sky is blue?
Dude, we are a cartoon, it was drawn that way
Oh, where are we now then?
We are in the same place, the twat of an artist just decided to change the background
This is all your fault you know, I didn't want to do this.
We're the same person you dunce.

 

by sschris
5-13-03
Ah, the sweet smell of molten lava and rotting bodies. Hang on, I'm in Burger King again. Oh no, wait Jenkins is here.
Oh great, that idiot is back
What happened Sir, are those Earthlings not afraid of the Prince of Darkness anymore?
It seems not Jenkins but I have decided to live among them in disguise
Behold, I am going to become Santa, the must loved mythical figure of them all. Jenkins, where are you going?
What an idiot.

 

by sschris
5-13-03
So we are part of a cartoon?
Yeah dude, I told you that already
Does that mean we can get this 'artist' person to do anything we like.
Don't know, lets try. Get rid of the twat next to me will ya?
Yo, dude, no wait!
Ha ha, sweet

 

by sschris
5-13-03
That wasn't funny dude
Yeah it was, anyway, you're just a cartoon, I could get you changed into anyone else
Dude, what you do now, I'm a bloody squirrel. Oi, oi, artist dude, change me back would ya.
Whilst your at it, you mind taking us to the moon, never been there.
I have an urge to burry some nuts.
So, artist dude, who are ya and what does this mean?

 

by sschris
5-13-03
This, this is nothing, you are characters I can change and put into any scenario even if you don't like it. You have no free will or free thought
Dude, of course we have free will and free thought, you gave it to us.
I wouldn't say that, we have no idea what he is going to do.
See, told you.
Dude, thats heavy. Why did you do that?
Man, I feel so bummed out. Do you have free will or is someone controlling what you do?
Don't know
Dude
So, someone could be controlling you while your controlling us?

 

by sschris
5-13-03
In theory, yes.
Dude, if you could control what happened then why did you turn me into a bloody squirrely when he asked?
Could you do it again?
He asked
Oi, stop that already, turn him into something for a change would ya?
Dude, you know you don't want to, that would just be cruel.
Dude, I'M STILL A SQUIRREL but so is he, ha ha.
Don't laugh. I asked not to be turned into anything, you're mean

 

by sschris
5-14-03
Any advice?
Don't be you, be like me
That may work.
Don't be me, don't be me

 

by sschris
5-14-03
I collect crystals and candles
Don't be me, don't be me
I don't know of any evidence that they help to heal you
Don't be me, don't be me
My friends don't know either but its my point of view that they do

 

by sschris
5-14-03
Since when did ignorance become a point of view?
Twat
I was me
I was me
I did warn you

 

by sschris
5-14-03
Sir, good news, we believe we have found a weapon of mass destruction
Well jeeves, just don't stand their gibbering, where are they?
Old Trafford
God help us all

 

by sschris
5-14-03
You know, sometimes I think you are in love with that computer
I am not in love with THAT computer.
Don't ask about the laptop
What do you mean THAT computer?

 

by sschris
5-14-03
It has come to our attention that the artists previous comic is the same as one created by Scott Adams
The artist would like to apologise for this. He only remembered the joke, not where it came from
I'm sorry, I'll be more careful next time

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