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by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
oh my fucking god!!
wow shit, something REALLY bad must be wrong
i gotta pee!!
BAHAHAHAH AWW NUTS!!!
damn.. too late
LOLLZ!!!!!!!!!

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
just one good reason not to take your kids to work...
daddy
daddy!?
hmmm, whats wrong with daddy?
i don't know
*makes fart noises*
hahahahahha! funny

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
i'm a stoner, forgive me
ZXFDFSDF GDFGDSDFG
i iz down wif dat buddy
FSDTYFGHJDSA TGDFAAER
well dam, iz it coz i iz humang?
%$$^%^@!
fuk u 2!

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
ned & ted exchange valentines day cards...
i'm going to kill you...
i love you...
ned & ted thinking about life...
so.. how's life?
yeah, im in here for life, so you don't need to fucking rub it in
ned didnt know kangaroos don't always box..
i didnt know she was YOUR wife!!
get in the incinerator...now

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
noones perfect...
hey, are you that jesus dude who has come back to save the earth from destruction and die for our sins again like in the book of revelations like from the bible and shit?
maybe.. why?
well, i was just thinking...
about.. what?
not even jesus.
well jesus fucking christ pal, you're just a little late, dontchyathink?
*guilty* hmm i see.. wait here a second i have to do something real quick .. *dies*

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
jeff meets a pirate that arrr's alot
arrrr!
arrrrrrrr!
hey man, you have a steering wheel in your pants
arrrr! i know, it's driving me nuts

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
how's the weather?
hot as hell...
mr gates says hi
Would you like to A) Send a greeting. B) Take over the world. C) Rip Mr Gates nutsac off.
hmmm, decisions decisions

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
johnny cash does a cover of Nine Inch Nail's Hurt
i... hurt myself today.. to see if i still feel
ahhhhhhhh johnny cash rules OMFGMFGOFMG!!1!
i .. wear this crown of thorns.. upon my liars head
*creams panties*
*downloading 65% johnny cash - hurt*
download faster damn you damn you!!

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
i'm so easily amused
boy!
girl!
this isn't even funny
wanna fuck?
that does hurt
guess... not

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
morons that play counter strike
hey, are you winning?
nah, this dude is really kicking my ass
dude, let's go eat now
*types* you played really good, i have to go now
...should be locked up
*hahaha pussay you suck cos i r uber leet i ownjed joo like i ownjed joor momma*

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
what happens when two deaf people meet...

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
i decided to make some recurring characters
i'm mike, i'll be your evil punk bastard hooligan
i iz humang bean, i not smrt. my name jake.
i'm jeff man! dude, you seen my bong?
i'm graeme, and we're all going to die
i'm ned, i have life in prison
im ted, i have life in prison aswell

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
license and registration please
shit, i left them at home
sir, are you deaf?
yes i am deaf!
oh, im sorry..

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
ned & ted contemplate escape
you think it's possible?
maybe..
how we gonna do it?
let me think.. let me think
... unsuccessfully
i don't know about this.. are you sure we'll escape alive?
i didn't... think.. of.. that *gag* *choke*

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
58th Annual Lifetime Achievement Awards
well done mark samuels! i'll see you after the show... for your "award"
American Idol...
Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper, We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper, Baby I'm your man...
Do you believe in 'The Easy Bunny'?
give me your soul and a blowjob!
Okay!

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
MC Hammer
Break it down! Stop, Hammer time!
Madonna
Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
Michael Jackson
Billie Jean is not my lover

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
hey, got any nuts?
hello, do you have any nuts?
i got BIG FUCKING nuts bitch

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
ned gets mail from home
*your mother is very ill*
what's the letter say?
it says "we don't think you can fit in the trash can"
oh yeah?! you just watch!
oh boy
haha, so now who looks stupid!?

 

by stairway2heaven
2-17-03
it's already been a comic mister
what has?
you want me to pull your finger right?
um no...
*sniffs finger*

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
maybe oscar had a good Real Estate agent...

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
late one night...
so bored..
god damn, im bored...
i saw it first!!

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
wow, my head hurts from all this thinking...

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
*bing* MSN User 'I worship the ground you walk on for just one more chance to live' has signed on
i don't even remember who this person is anymore
*bing* MSN User 'Hi, hows it going Jimmy?'has signed on
*types* i forgot who you are you, because you change your name so much
*bing* MSN User 'LOL, my name is Stacy' has signed on
*delete*

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
hey, what you doing?
watching pr0n..
hey, what you doing?
watching pr0n..
hey, what you doing?
writing an essay...

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Prison sure is hell this time of year. Frozen pipes, being snowed in, bad TV reception, blah blah blah...
'Dear Ted, you get one wish'
I really wish I could move to somewhere alot warmer, maybe somewhere tropical.
Hmmm what to wish for...
Hi, welcome to hell, now bend over...
TEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Jeff lost his bong, now he's on a great quest to find it before he straightens up...
My name is Jeff, I lost my bong.
Have you seen my bong?

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
The squirrel wasn't very helpful, so Jeff continued on his quest...
I wonder if my bong is around here somewhere.
He met a kid named 'Jason'
Hi my name is Jeff, have you seen a bong around here?
Shit... an undercover cop.

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Jeff remembered kids named 'Jason' aren't very talkative, and carried on with his quest...
I wonder if this guy has seen my bong.
Hello, have you seen a bong around here?
No, Police Officer Jones, has not seen a bong around here.

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Jeff's quest continues...
Dad, why can't you just do the Ten Commandments thing again.
Hi, my names Jeff, have you seen my bong?
Sorry Jeff, I haven't, but Jeff, do know that drugs are bad for you.
Yeah, but so is being nailed to a cross till you die.

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Jeff ends up in Afghanistan...
Hey dude, you seen my bong?
RIGHT DUDE, I GUESS THAT'S A NO THEN!?

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Jeff's quest .. oh wait, this is Ned & Ted...
So I said to him.. "You give me the keys to the cell, and I'll walk right out of here today"
NO WAY?!
YES WA... hey, who are you?
My name's Jeff, have you seen my bong?
Who cares about your bong, tell me how you got in here and where the hell is Ted?!

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Jeff's bong quest is going on forever.. here's a graveyard scene...
Maybe my bong is in this graveyard somewhere.
My name is Jeff, have you seen my bong dude?
Give me your soul, and I'll tell you where it is.

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Jeff's bong quest etc etc..
Hi my name is Je...
Hehehe!
Dude, why are you laughing?
Hehehe!
Anyway man, have you seen a bong around here?
No, hehehe, but you can use mine... hehehe

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Jeff enters a strange labratory during his quest...
Shit man, what a weird place.. my bong MUST be in here.
Hey dude, my names Jeff and I los...
Helloooo and welcoooome toooo my labratoooory
Shit dude, what has this guy been smokin'?

 

by stairway2heaven
2-19-03
Jeff returned to his bedroom, thinking his quest to find his lost bong was all but over..
Man, my quest is so over, I should just buy a new bong from Ebay.
Then a knock at the door...
Hmmm..
*knock* *knock*
Hey Mike, what's happenin'?
Hey Jeff, thought I'd just return your bong incase you thought it was lost.

 

by stairway2heaven
2-20-03
Sesame
NEAR!
Street
Flashback
FAR!

 

by stairway2heaven
2-20-03
Ned's lawyer visits him regarding new evidence in his case...
Well Ned, it seems we have a new witness wanting to testify.
Oh, who would that be?
Miss Ferguson, the deaf and blind woman you slept with the night of the crime.

 

by stairway2heaven
2-20-03
Alien Translation for Dummies: My mouth is open.
nepo si htuom ym
hullo, my name iz jake
Alien Translation for Dummies: I'm going to burp.
prub ot gniog m'i
wat are yuo saying?
Alien Translation for Dummies: *Burp*
*prub*
jee, juzt wat i alwayz wantid

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