All comics by stardragonman

 

The Introduction by stardragonman 9-11-03
Click here please... Hector, click on this link I'm sending you, it's for a game called Kings of Chaos! Whatever... I'll just click on it to make him happy...	Let me play Hey, let me check my stats real fast Um, hold up Eddie, I'm still checking mine...	Several days later... Heh heh, he's hooked... NOO!!!! I just lost 34,000 GOLD!

 

Marcos gets hooked by stardragonman 9-11-03
The Warning Marcos... What? I'm busy here downloading por–err, I mean music.	Hey, what is this web-site Eddie sent me... You will be tempted tonight by a new RPG called Kings of Chaos, do not join or your life will be forfeit!	The 3rd Victim Ah shit, I'm too late Die you scumbags, the dwarves shall crush you!

 

The Coalition is formed by stardragonman 9-11-03
Alliance? We don't attack or spy on each other correct? Trust me...	Gotcha. We don't attack or spy on each other correct?	Growing Trend Dude, some asshole just took some money from me and tried to spy on me! It wasn't me, heh heh.

 

Recruiting Members by stardragonman 9-11-03
Join up Come on Danny, click on that link I sent you and become my officer in this game, Kings of Chaos. I don't know man, this game looks kinda dumb since there are no graphics and it's text based...	You don't seem to understand... And you know, I have school work and I still play Tibia.	No escape You WILL join kings of Chaos and help me build my army of men! Yes... MASTER...

 

Recruiting...Part 2 by stardragonman 9-11-03
Wow, you've really been addicted to that... Good, I'm found tons of people on the internet to recruit. Ha ha, I just KNOW I have more than Eddie.	New Recruits Hi, I'm Allison... Yo, I'm MajicTouch	25 recruits and counting... Dude, I have 27 recruits now! What!? NOOOOOO....damn you.

 

Recruiting...Part 3 by stardragonman 9-11-03
Desperate Measures ...So as you see Mr. Bin Laden, I think it will be wise for you to become my officer. Sure, I've been looking for a place to hide my men.	...And that's my final offer. I'll take it!	Addicted Dude, Hector's really into this game. It seems that he is desperate to beat you. I know, I'm worried that he might go to far. Oh, and would you mind clicking on my link while you're at it?

 

Karl to the rescue...or not by stardragonman 9-11-03
New Room Hey Hector, Eddie and Marcos sent me here to help talk sense into you...what happened to your room?? Just some minor adjustments, anyway, I'm busy playing Kings of Chaos.	Anyway man, I think it's cool that you're playing this game and all, but you should just play for fun and not get addicted to this, there are more things that just Kings of Chaos. Blah, some stupid Elves just beat me...	Tainted This game has elves!? Hmmm, let me try it out... Be my guest, heh heh.

 

Untitled by stardragonman 9-12-03
In the past 5 minutes, all of my friends have asked me to click on their 'link' which makes their army bigger...	Eddie and Hector are in a cold war with each other... I wonder why Hector keeps looking at me weird... Soon... soon... I will beat him...	...and Marcos and Karl are fighting over which race is better. Dwarves! Elves suck! Elves rock! Everyone knows dwarves are suck...

 

War preparations...Part 1 by stardragonman 9-13-03
Danny here, reporting on your status of your army sir! Alright, tell me what's new.	The Internet batallion is about ready... Boy, I look sexy! I can't wait to kill someone!	But, we still need more people from school. Well then, what are you waiting for, go out there and recruit! I need to keep playing this...

 

War Preparations...Part 2 by stardragonman 9-13-03
Oscar, have you ever heard of this game called Kings of Chaos? No, what is it about?	It's basically a game where you raise an army and fight other people. We are in the midst of a huge war and we need your help. Sure, I'll sign up.	... It's not like I'm going to win anyway, it's all because I'm hispanic!

 

Not Cool by stardragonman 9-14-03
Dwarves suck... Elves suck...	Dwarves... suck... Elves... suck...	You wanna go play Axis and Allies? Yeah, Kings of Chaos is starting to get lame.

 

The Big Battle...Part 1 by stardragonman 9-14-03
Today is the day, the day of redemption, the day or prosperity, the day of damnation...	My fellow army men, today is the day where all of our pain, all of our suffering and all of our hard work will pay off. Today is that day where we shall truely see if we can defeat Eddie. There will be many casulties, many of you will not survive to see the next day and even though you may dye, your spirit will live on. Because no matter what they do to you, they can never kill pride.	And for that, there is no shame is knowing you died for a righteous cause, because you would have died for me. And I thank you for that... Sir, this is the internet brigade reporting, we are under attack, I repeat, we are under attack!

 

The Return Part 1 by stardragonman 3-06-06
So it's been a few years since the Kings of Chaos fisaco...	Eddie obviously ended up beating me... YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!	Our whole friendship was utterly destoryed, thanks to that stupid game. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

"You are not to go back there!" by stardragonman 3-07-06
"An elf greets you outside of the town..." YOU ARE NOT TO GO BACK TO TOWN!!! LEAVE AT ONCE BECAUSE YOUR LIVES ARE IN DANGER!!! What? Well can we go into town and get all our weapons and money that we rightfully won on the last mission?	"The elf resolutely says, 'No," and tells you to immediately leave the area..." Well that's bullshit then, what was the point of the last mission if we have to start all over again here? And why does this elf speak with a British accent?	So what are you guys going to do? Jeez, do we really have a choice? It feels like we're playing "follow the Dungeon Master."

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