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by sunnyrain
9-11-05
A Flea speaks
I'm hungry.
who said that?
Over here smarty pants.
Did you just say you were hungry?
The flea said it.
Talking Dogs & Fleas? No more drinking nights with Cindy.

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
A Flea speaks
I'm hungry.
Who said that?
Over here.
Did you just say you were hungry?
Nah. The flea said it.
Talking dogs and fleas. That's it. No more getting drunk with 2dollar whores.

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
To say we're randomly chosen by stripcreator, I think we're pretty cool.
Makes sense. You ARE gay.

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
Yes, It's true what they say about talking dogs.
She knows.
Oh yeah.

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
So you say you'll give us 10 nickles for only 3 dollars??
She must think we're idiots.
So not an idiot...
Yeah right. Whats the catch?
No catch. An even trade.
So you're gonna make change for that $20, right?
Sure.

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
Teacher. My daddy says you're a whore.
He says you take it up the ass & spit when you should swallow. He says you aren't worth the dime he paid, cause you have crabs. What's a bunghole? He says you like to lick bungholes. R U a $2 whore?
Hmm... Depends. Is your father Kevin, Mark, Eric, Suzanne, Mike or Lou?... Or Steve? If not, then yes.
Gee, What a skank...

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
So you say you'll give us 10 nickles for only 3 dollars??
She must think we're idiots.
After deliberation
All I have on me is a twenty.
Fine.
So...... we'll just wait here until you're back with the change.
Yes.. You do that.

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
Teacher. My daddy says you're a whore.
He says you take it up the ass and spit when you should swallow. He says you aren't worth the dime he paid, because you have crabs. What's a bunghole? He says you like to lick bungholes.
Please tell Kevin that was a one time thing.
Does this mean I get an 'A'?

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
So we're shooting a new adult vid called 'Clowns Gone Wild'. Are you in?
hmm??
We pay 4 figures upfront.
I'd NEVER sell my body for cash.
I like giving it away for free... I'm a freak like that.

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
Remember when you said you wouldn't even kiss me at gunpoint?
You said I was ugly and skinny. And I was insane & reeked of dead flesh.
Well..Feeling lucky, bitch?
She did have a point.

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
But Cindy wanted the purple sequined tube top.
It had to be a settled.
But it went too far.
Finally, I'm no longer the number one cause of death in teens! Yay!

 

by sunnyrain
9-11-05
Remember when you said you'd date me when hell froze over?
Please, don't be Frank...
There was an explosion.
It was Frank.
That offer still stands.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Remember when you said you'd date me when hell froze over?
huuhh
I know where you live.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
So uhhh.. What did the axe murderer say to the zombie?
If you're done with those bones, can I borrow them?
Yep, you're sooo dead.
So not funny.
grrrr....

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
So uhh... What did the zombie say to the axe murderer?...
I'd 'axe' you a question, but you seem bad to the bones.
Well THIS was a waste of money.
I'm just here for the free beer.
Local Comedian Found Dead this evening in a nearby cemetary. Officials say his body was found in pieces.
Up next, How one mans' inappropriate behavior in an unusual place got him sent to prison.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Am I drunk?
probably
Now there's something you don't see everyday.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
I'm thinking something totally perverted about the blonde in the blue skirt and no one will ever know.
That dudes thinking something totally perverted about the blonde in the blue skirt and no one will ever know.
The dude behind me is totally checking me out. I still got it.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Is that your arm or are you just happy to see me?
Happy to see you. Wife's in the kitchen.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Is that your arm or are you just happy to see me?
Happy to see you. Wife's in the bedroom.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Mom says some salesman tried to scam you.
Mmm, yes. But he didn't get very far. Your old granny can take care of herself, darling.
Granny what ever happened to that last guy that tried to stiff you?
Ohh.. he ... didn't get very far either.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Jesus.. I must be drunk!
Now there's something you don't see everyday.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
My tiny robot how do i love thee? Let me count the ways...One for the--
huh??
Wait. You wrote this script didn't you?
meh...

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
So a blonde and a blind guy walk in into a bar..
Does it really matter what she said? The blind guy got laid!

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Man, And I thought us black guys has big johnson's.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
This is gonna hurt you alot more than it'll hurt me.
Just please don't rip my new Dockers.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
why do I get the feeling this is somebodys cruel idea of a joke?

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
I know what you're thinking.
How'd a criminal get a computer in his jail cell?
Yesterday.
Show me the sound card first.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Astronaut Boy and Astronaut Monkey have finished exploring the moon. They are returning to Earth.
Astronaut Monkey, I find myself attracted to Geek Boy. I've been having erotic dreams about him during this mission.
Astronaut Boy, as long as you're not having erotic dreams about ME, I don't care.
What a blow that will be to all my girlfriends
What they ever saw in you, I'll never know.
And there you have it. Live transmission from the space shuttle. Your tax money in action folks.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Yep, looks like I've found my dad.

 

by sunnyrain
9-12-05
Yep, looks like I've found my dad.

 

by sunnyrain
9-13-05
One year after plastic surgery...
I love you.
You love me.
We're a happy--
Can it Barney.

 

by sunnyrain
9-13-05
Meanwhile in hell...
You must have been purely evil. I know why I'm here. Come closer.

 

by sunnyrain
9-15-05
Year 1992
Lewinski, you're supposed to throw the DRESS away.

 

by sunnyrain
9-16-05
Please don't let it be green. Please don't let it be green.
Shit -- it's black.

 

by sunnyrain
9-16-05
I really need to pee!

 

by sunnyrain
9-16-05
No, I will NOT go out with you. Your breath isn't helping.

 

by sunnyrain
9-16-05
Halloween
One more time and I'll slit your fucking throat! I dont have no fuckin candy!
try it, bitch

 

Hey you..hot bitch, have you seen my pants?
No dad.
by sunnyrain, 9-17-05

 

by sunnyrain
9-17-05
Stand perfectly still and don't blink. They won't see us.
And stop touching yourself.

 

by sunnyrain
9-17-05
And I call this piece.... Doll.
And I call this peice... Man
Applause
Thank you.. You are too kind...
Thank You.. Thank you..

 

by sunnyrain
9-17-05
I know you're wondering why a bad ass kid like myself is floating.
It occured to me, yes..
You're high on drugs and so am I.

 

by sunnyrain
9-17-05
Why is he singing?

 

by sunnyrain
9-17-05
Sorry that's all the shit I have.

 

by sunnyrain
9-21-05
So mom comes over...
Beep.. Beep...
Hmmm.. I wonder what---
Upon further inspection...
Wait, whats this? StripCreator.com? What the hell is she---
2 hours and 7 beers later...
That broke bitch still hasn't donated? She'll fucking rot.

 

by sunnyrain
9-21-05
Booooooo
Right

 

by sunnyrain
9-21-05
people should really start picking their heads up...

 

by sunnyrain
9-22-05
So, Alice I heard you lost the bet to Tyler.
Yeah, he was right. Eric is gay.
Don't even ASK what he won.
Thanks for letting me stick my cock in your cunt.
You could have been a little gentler. Your massive cock left my cunt all raw.
Hey, don't be such a sore loser.

 

by sunnyrain
9-22-05
Congrats on winning the bet. You were right, I am gay.
Thanks for letting me stuff my cock in your bunghole, Eric.
You could have been a little gentler. Your massive cock made my ass bleed.
Hey, don't be such a sore loser.
So uh, want a rematch?
I'm not gay.

 

by sunnyrain
9-23-05
are you SURE youre not the hooker from bourbon st?
positive. So anyway, I'm all E=mc2 and she corrects me and says it's squared times four.
cause you look JUST like her.
I'm not. So we go back to the root problem and she has to laugh because I'm right, there is no x4.
Suck my cock.
$10 bucks, cash only-----SHIT!

 

by sunnyrain
9-23-05
I really expected to see Hitler here... or the bltsander at least...

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