Masturbation is a sin by supersonicx1-09-05 Jon walks into his room.. Who the hell are you?! I'm the reaper. What do you want?! It's your time to die. Why?! Masturbation is a sin, kid.
Random Instigating by supersonicx1-09-05 You're so ugly that your face disappeared! HAHA! I HOPE YOU GO BLIND! /\/\3 = 1337 OMG YUO SUXX0R!??! Kill me right now... Dad, I'm a WHORE and PROUD of it!
Emo collection got owned. by supersonicx1-09-05 So, my mom was all like "Gabe, you gotta clean your room, and I said 'fuck that'.."! You totally told her! Yeah man. But then, she totally tore up my emo CD collection! Bummer, dude. You got owned, beeyatch! Rub it in, asshole. JUST RUB IT IN!
No life whatsoever. by supersonicx1-09-05 YEAHHHH! SEE THAT JON?! I GOT TO LEVEL 24! Poor kid's life is playing video games and the internet... Jon turns off video game. Damn it kid. Too much games will ruin your mind! FINE! What the hell are you doing now?! I'm chatting with my girlfriend. Met her on Yahoo. She has a moustache and her chest is hairy, but she shaves 'em every now and then.
Found your stash, son! by supersonicx1-09-05 Er...uh.. Son, your mother found a bag of pot in your room today. I don't know anything about it. I swear! I had a hard day at work, kid. You know I'd normally discipline you... Can I have some?
Jealousy by supersonicx1-09-05 Brian, Look at me. I got a wand. ....? Jealous? I got a gun. Brian shoots the Wizard Jealous?
Bad TV shows by supersonicx1-09-05 Oh great. That song is on again! And next on TRL, the video we've played 25 times and still gets to #1! Sometimes, I wish they would play some decent music. Like that'd happen. *singing* I got mad at my dad for making me clean my room... Nick changes the channel. Oh god. When wil it end?! And next, we have a Lizzie McGuire marathon!