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by supertrace72
1-14-03
Just one of their many demented conversations. . .
im making my plans jenn, i need you to believe that im psycho
you cant be any crazier than me. i truly believe that im an upper class suburban stay at home house-witch
but there has to be something i can do to convince you
i was thinking the same thing. . .on three, we'll both make our most convincing argument. One, two. . . .

 

by supertrace72
1-14-03
and we now join jenn in her study in greatwood. . .aka suburban hell
'scuse meh, do you mind if i play a stupid game on you all day?
i mean, i feel like i need to ask you. . .can we play a game?
how about sit-on-my-keyboard-and-fart? Your husband loves it.

 

by supertrace72
1-14-03
hey have you ever wondered what trace does with her time all day?
aargh! i have wondered matey. and now i know. she does shit like make up these stupid cartoons on her computer.
It looks like you're writing a letter. May I help you?
im not writing a letter you jackass. it's interruptions like this that caused you to be left out of Windows XP. I'm writing a stupid cartoon with random characters.
please, trace, get a job. this is ridiculous.
here's your coffee

 

by supertrace72
1-14-03
im writing you a ticket for plagiarism.
i know. in my other cartoon i stole my friend's idea to use that stupid paper clip guy. sorry.
you should know better. you are a jackass.
i said sorry and jumped in this trash can. what more can i do?
you couild hammer a nail into your forehead
'kay

 

by supertrace72
1-14-03
my name is jenn. i am a big mean bear.
im trace your friendly neighborhood whipping post.
yeah well bend over cause im about show ya who your momma is
please mommy no! no wire hangers!
well ok, but only because ive got a round of literati coming up
whew! that was close one!

 

by supertrace72
1-14-03
Henry's run away . . . and is nowhere to be found
where could he be
where could that damn dog be
i cant imagine why he hasnt come back
it's no use. . .he's gone forever
wait. . .what the hell?. . .he's sent us a letter? He's gone to the circus???
so long A-HOLES!

 

by supertrace72
1-14-03
does anything about me offend you?
of course not, my child. why would you ask such a crazy question?
well, some people at our church say you dont really dig halloween. . .they say. . .it's eeeeevil
but if my virgin mother was trick or treating at their doors, I bet they'd give her some candy
tell ya what. . .do whatever you want. . .just make sure you have a "WWJD" chrome fish on your car & you'll be just fine.

 

by supertrace72
1-14-03
i watched Joe Millionaire last night. . .my God...they've found the missing link. . .
could there be a reality show for me? yessss...we'll call it "dave's dirty-legged whore house"
I hope the Fox execs were right, I really do...but I just dont think my new show, Freddy the Human, is gonna work...I mean, wont the girls be able to tell that I'm really just a lizard???

 

by supertrace72
1-15-03
hey there marcy...I was wondering if I could teach you some boring math shit
well, considering I am a figment of your schizophrenic imagination, you probably shouldnt...but let me just say I think you have a beautiful mind, Dr. Nash. Maybe they'll make a movie about you.
hi mr parcher. i got a new red pencil. let's go to the store and buy a people magazine and i'll circle some random letters for you...whaddaya say?
im not william parcher you schizophrenic asshole, im a squirrel...but goddamn you may be the most beautifully minded genius ive ever come across. i wish you fame and fortune.
as you can see ive changed...gots me a kid...shit my own pants daily and still see that wierd british roommate i never had. but im still good ole dr. nash...sayer of anti semantics and polynomials.
well my name's ron howard. i think your mind may the the most beautiful mind on the planet. may i do a movie based on your most amazing life? i can only promise you exploitation and a good soundtrack.

 

by supertrace72
1-15-03
let's join christina aguilera, mya, and pink down at the moulin rouge. . .
moochie-norris-morris-cat-ta
creamy-foamy-mocha-latte
boolay-boo-keychain-i'll-bet-mwaah-seesaw
damn you girls can sing! and i love those little skinny asses you've got.
one day can i grow up and write a song like that?
i dont know dear...christina aguilera's "eating toast with marmalade" is going to be a hard song to top...

 

by supertrace72
1-15-03
Salesman Bruce at Sears
this here is a beauty...flat screen, HDTV...you cant go wrong with this mo-fo
well, i mean, you have to wait 7 seconds when you switch over to view an HDTV channel, but that's no biggie, right?
suckers. . .they just spent $1600 for this p.o.s. and dont realize it's gonna cost 'em $600 more to get HDTV satellite service! HA HA HA! IDIOTS!!!

 

by supertrace72
1-17-03
I went into an AOL chatroom to find out if ABC's The Bachelorette is really pregnant and someone kept typing the word "penis" over and over. . .what does that mean?
it's nothing mom, just ignore that ugly talk
but...i found it so hypnotic ...and then out of the blue they'd type the word "vagina"...it confused me so
ignore it mother, it's just those crazy perverts you always hear about on the TV news
well I'm sorry, but this warrants deeper investigation. I'm especially interested in the ones that type "penis" in rainbow letters...they're so pretty
good idea grandma...and while you're at it, why dont you change your screen name to Lixxx. That might help you expedite your quest for knowledge...

 

by supertrace72
1-17-03
the caller id says it's mr larry. . .the nice man that fixed our rubik's cube....but mommy says I should never answer the phone!
he went with us to the rennaissance festival...he was quiet and introspective...i wonder if he would love it or hate it if a kid answered the phone?"
trust me kid...dont do it...dont do it...do NOT do it!! he will mess with your head and it will FUCK YOU UP!!!
well...if there's one thing mr. larry taught me, it's always listen to my inner voice(s)!

 

by supertrace72
1-18-03
hey trace...your rack is looking superfly, as usual
thanks, but I prefer the term "cans"
I was actually thinkin about breast reduction surgery...should i do it?
naw girl - you're from Texas...everything is bigger there - keep your cans
white-trash-cans more like it...

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