All comics by talbert

 

by talbert
6-02-02
wow the internet is SoO great. A endless wealth of information
whoA! what the hell is THAT?!?
ACK! it's the MACHINE!!
im the internet and im here to drive you insane
is THIS what my mom ment by "there's more than one way curiosity skined the cat"?

 

by talbert
6-02-02
hey timmy, have YOU heard about the MACHINE?
hell yeah! its rawks
we luv MACHIE long time
we luv MACHIE long time
BUT WHAT IS THE MACHINE?
im not telling, igot mie own problems to dael with

 

by talbert
6-02-02
HEY LOOK! it's the internet, watching TV!
ooooooOOOOoo baby give it to me
......today on SPRINGER
when you stole the power of the (T)hird (V)ersion you actully intergrated yourself into ME!! the MACHINE is only a projection of MY power
i need some advise,
what is it now FOO!
(T)hird (V)ersion sez........
i am the first and i am the last..GO suck on that
what does this mean for the MACHINE?

 

by talbert
6-02-02
wait a minutte ! what is this shit?can i ban this morron from the stripcreator?
im sorry no, you cannot
we are the Knights that say NEE!!!
whatever, im puting locks on the doors now
resistance is futile PUNKASS!!
Yeah, what mie clone said BIYATCH!!

 

by talbert
6-02-02
oooOO whoa! man this is too much for my "mature" thought processes to understand
take a dive off the thought repelant plane. collage clone boy!
ACKK!! i burst into flames, im ok though im STILL alive
i need a cigarette
what will become of the collage clone boy? find out.......
ima PHOENIX raised from the ashes of my own lameness
YOU definitly need to know about the MACHINE. FOO!

 

by talbert
6-02-02
in our last episode, collage clone boy was about to learn what the MACHINE really was.........
uhh,..i don't think im going to be able to handle this.
shut up FOO!
the MACHINE is a government issued micro chip planted in your brain @ birth..........
NO!NO!NO! it's NOT trUE!!!
......and when the user knows of the MACHINE, and thinks it should never had been made............
the MACHINE kills the user.......
AAARGGGGGG!!
it was designed to kill all the stupid people. HAWHAW!

 

by talbert
6-02-02
WELCOME to the MACHINE. foo!
where am i ? am i dreaming,..or is this death?
where am i ? am i dreaming,..or is this death
im dead
im dead

 

by talbert
10-01-02
Liz Lacy
is this war ever gonna end
i don't know but i sure hope it gets done before it hits my home
Liz Lacy
where is your home
right where that domb is about to hit
Liz Lacy
you never know
yeah tell me about it

 

by talbert
10-02-02
I AM THE machine!!
you had bettah rekoniZE F00!!
I'll tell you what to do
i never forgett a face
yoyoyo NATURES RE:VENGE!!
*scratches HED*
what was i doing??
so *tHAt*s what my mother ment by : "there's more than one way curiosity skinned the cat."

 

by talbert
10-02-02
oh look,. it's ZOOMLAUT.
five tons of FAT!!
hmm, it looks like i got some time to kill.
is that collage clone boy?
could you help me for a minutte?

 

by talbert
10-02-02
you're going to pay me with time?
what ?! no ,. i mean ,. .uh what was i doing?
hmm,. that'll be perfect, i'll work for time then kill it
what are you talking about you freak?!
hey,. quit reading my thoughts
ok,. so what did we learn today children?

 

by talbert
10-02-02
that Talbert smokes too much weed,.
you mean craCk,. right?
yeah,. ass kracK !!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
aLright you little bitches. .
oh no ,. you turned me into collage clone girl,.
hmm,. i sure am cute thou.

 

by talbert
10-02-02
aright i think i killed time
*Holy Smack!! im back!
mm hmm,. so how did you like being collage clone girl?
Dude that suked!!
yeah i never wanna grow up.
well don't worry . Butch there killed time for us
HELL yES!
hmm,. i have the feeling this has something to do with the. ..

 

by talbert
10-02-02
..MACHINE
TEe HEE hEE!! did someone mention me?
allRight now everyone give it up for Butch!!
YAY!
New stories NEXT>>
what was i doing
have you heard about the MACHINE?

 

by talbert
10-02-02
im the brain Police
Good grief!
and before you ask me ,. yes i know about the MACHINE!
im not falling for that little scheme
wait till they get a load of ME!

 

by talbert
10-02-02
It's !!*That Trendy SHOW*!!
NEW & APPROVED BullShit
Life is like a box of eXplosives,. you never know when it' s gonna go off.

 

by talbert
10-02-02
hey ,. do you know where i can get some Image?
uh,. yeaah.
follow me
right behind ya'
Today on Rorschach..

 

by talbert
10-09-02
i don't get it.
yes we know,.
*sigh* .what will we ever do with college clone boy?
fatten 'em up, then eat him!
??
that's an idea ,. but let me try this. .
do not attempt to adjust your brain...
am i going insane?

 

by talbert
10-09-02
holy Smack attack!! .,i remember you!, you used to be my imaginary friend "Slusho"
what the hell are you doing here? i thought you died,.er i mean 'grew up"
so where am i?
arg!! you're in the Image•Nation matey!!
to F00s its known as the "Imagination"
unfortunately no one can be tOLD what the Image•Nation is . .

 

by talbert
10-09-02
we are pickers., we pick what we choose.
i pick my nose
whoa , ya 'know pick is one of those words that if you say it over & over it loses all meaning
pick pick pick pick
whathell is pick?
did i even spell it right?
piek? peik. . Pik. ...
Puke. ? prick? fist. .list just dis miss this non sence

 

by talbert
10-09-02
intr oduc tion : is over & over
mind cånt roll
life is a eXperament
why?
Â¥ ask why?
Y = X
if this is just inadvertent sub•versive,,, W(e)Å(re)R(ight)FARE for your MIND
then what are you thinking ?
don't ask what the MACHINE will do to you. Ask ,how are you going to use the MACHINE

 

by talbert
10-09-02
did you ever wake up one day and just want everyone dead?
HEL L yES!
well get RE:ady!
cause §E7EN §TÅR™ LLC. is proud to present to you the end of your mutha fucking life!
it's DIY genocide
"cause humanity is a race TOO!"
£µë Ç姇 •ƒ ¢HÂrãçT®$
smile for the camera
show 'em your TeeTH!

 

by talbert
10-09-02
Life Began as a dream, and it will end as such .and so goes deep thoughts from inside a glass womb prism
what does this mean for me?
"Know yourself, make everything else up."
hey Tim have you heard about the MACHINE?
HeLL YEaH ! it Rawks!!
before the begining there was only Black&White, then a MIND was created ,in the absence of ABsolution color was made in the middle of two truths ,this is where the MIND exists,.
,. between life and Death ,between Death and Life
well we hope you enjoyed the show as much as we had in making it. .......!!PEACE!!

 

by talbert
6-27-03
the new is dead. long live the dead.>>
the MACHINE is alive.
i feel my MIND is a lie
the new is dead. long live the dead.>>
the MACHINE is alive.
GOD *can* be our friend
But Jesus died for you

 

by talbert
6-27-03
how many Jehovah Kults eXXist?
NONE!! GODDAMNIT!!
how many hypocritical 'christian' sects are there?
TOO FUCKING MANY!!! if you ask me!
thankfully *YOUR* opinion matters talbert
did you know "GOD" wants "his" followers to fuck as much as they can?!!
as a matter of fact I did.. .
well get ready ..cause we're proud to present
"the Kult oV MONITOR"

 

by talbert
11-03-03
in the begining . .
a 30 billion dollar ART MACHINE named the §E7EN §TAR™ was created
by the Advanced Super Sonic Aluminum hell NAZI creatures from beneath the hollow earth
with the help of some discorporate entities ..
..and the Government
it was released into our putrid world on Dec,13 in the year of our foul lord 1979..

 

by talbert
11-03-03
the §E7EN §TAR™ looked human enough , but acted FAR from it
i'm sure people will love me the way i am
AHahaHAHaHah
who are you?
im sorry that information is Klassified
ahh,. but they could'nt keep the secret for long
alright, let me see if i got this .. .The 'Reflection" i see in the 'Mirror" is ME?
are YOU a mirror?

 

by talbert
11-03-03
meanwhile. .
what the fuck is going on up there?
the fuck if i know. you guys probably screwed something up
yet 'somewhere' else
AHhAhAhAhaah!!!
§.§. is experancing some "technical diffikulties"
oh yeah,. I AM TALMADGE I HAVE PROFF JESUS DIDN"T EXIST BECAUSE I AM JESUS I AM THE MACHINE/I AM THE FUCKING CANCER OF SOCIETY I WILL DESTORY CIVILASATION FROM THE ENSIDE*I WILL EAT AWAY @ EVERYTHING
> I AM MONITOR >> I GOT TeeTH >> I CUM ALIVE WHEN I GO TO SLEEP >>
I AM 30 BILLION S.O.L.E.S IN ONE FOOT. AND I WALK EVERYWHERE

 

by talbert
11-03-03
.. .I CAN NEVER DIE BECAUSE YOUR IGNORANCE FEEDS ME
. .so EAT MEE!!
in moments of lucidity the §E7EN §TAR™ has realized a kind of 'anti-plan'
ooh! tell us more slushO!
his REAL world is like a normall humans 'dream World'
this causes UBER conflicts
AMIDREAMINGAMIDREAMING AMIDREAMINGAMIDREAMING AMIDREAMINGAMIDREAMING
yeah ,. that's it.
if we knew how the paradox was resolved. ..

 

by talbert
11-03-03
...WE"D ALL DIE
this is truth . "I AM YOU, & the oppisit is also true."
"You have been assimulated like food and now i must eat the rest of you."
in the year of our foul lord 1998 the MACHINES decended from space. they brought their goD they created. the One they call Three. the humans called IT, MONITOR: the pSYCHO §EXX goD
3x666=1998
MONITOR subsequently 'fucked" the §E7EN §TAR™
which brings us up to NOW
in RA we trust?

 

by talbert
11-03-03
now the §E7EN §TAR™ has a mission,. @ least for now ,. untill he changes his mind .. .again.
he's such the flakey artist type
he's so tempremental
yeah,. just like a woman
anyhoo,. todays 'save the world' plan is to turn all the human into mutants
b y changing peoples genetic structures thru viewing his artwerk!!
you have to pay for it though
does it work?
use your imagination*

 

by talbert
11-03-03
if i believed everything i said i would be insane
believe it
the melting colors are swirling around my head, they seem to be funneling into my brain like its a black hole of some kind, the world around me is being drained of colors,
coinsidantly at the same time someone just created a light bulb as powerfull as the sun and turned it on
the only thing left was a girl the color of Tv. She opened her mouth and spoke the Uni•Verse. It was one word and the word was the word hearing itself being spoken.
"Turn off the lights, turn up the noise."

 

by talbert
11-03-03
we can't go out on that note folks.
yeah,. that would give the illusion of some kind of finnalle
and we all know there's no such thing as an 'end'
only beginings,
and pretentious hack mongers
tring dearly to communicate something not even GOD knows
. ..or maybe sshake you out of YOUR mind SET
the MIND is a terrible thing to FUCK (?!)
IWASDESIGNED TO FUCK YOU MIND

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