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Oompa Loompas scrub up pretty well...
I'm 87 years young!
Let me tell you something about "Big Willy" Wonka...
Ted didn't jate D.I.Y. ...he just loathed hammers and nails...
And he died the very same day...
I'm going to make a cheese sandwich.

 

Damn those seasonal workers...
How will you make this company better?
I will personally make your day 10% more magical!
Well, plumbings not for everyone...
How will YOU make this company better?
I offer exceptional standards of hygiene.
When marsupials run away to join the circus, they don't mess around.
...how will you make this company better?
Pipe down and give me all your custard pies. Now.

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