All comics by thecowisinthecabbage

 

Beast Dude and the Alien, Part One! by thecowisinthecabbage 5-21-03
Beast Dude found a a friend. Whut choo lookin at? Your forehead.	As you can see, beasts have a lot of trouble making friends. Why? I'm not sure.	The alien is strange. The chase is on! Why do you have your hand there? Bye.

 

Beast and Alien, part 2! by thecowisinthecabbage 5-21-03
Like a said earlier, beasts have trouble making friends. Aaaaugh! Relax. Just tell me where the alien with the shorts went.	umm... Aaaaugh! Quit aaaaughing! Tell me where the alien is!	Better not make him mad... I'll never tell you where he is! He appointed me chief executive of his company, Annoy the Beast Co.! I don't think I like you. Time to eat axe!

 

Beast and Alien, part 3! Except the Alien is not seen. by thecowisinthecabbage 5-21-03
So, the Beast and the Demon keep arguing. You're dumb! No, you're dumb!	And arguing. You're dumb! No, you're dumb!	Maybe I should ditch this. You're dumb! No, wait, cow!

 

Beast and Alien, part 4! by thecowisinthecabbage 5-21-03
So, the story continues. Guess what? What?	I'm the alien! And this isn't heck! Cool.	Doh! You will be visited by a flashback. Wait a second!

 

Beast and Alien, part 5, The Flashback! by thecowisinthecabbage 5-21-03
The flashback! Who are you? 'Tis none of your concern. Move along.	Why do you have your hand there? I have a secret in there that is none of your concern.	Are you a rapist? Umm...yes. Now just move it!

 

Beast and Alien: The Conclusion! by thecowisinthecabbage 5-23-03
Here it comes, the BIG CONCLUSION! *pant, pant* I finally caught up to you! I can't believe how many cities were in the way! Now, I know you've been wondering, so I'll tell you. I WAS setting up a plot for 13 years to make an ice cream stand, but nothing worked. I have given up now. There is something more important...	What is it?! Well, Butch, also known as Beast, I am...your father and mother!	Kinda anticlimactic, huh? *thud* MAY FOOL'S! Huh? Beast? C'mon! Oh, screw it.

 

Surprise Ending by thecowisinthecabbage 5-23-03
I got the stuff, what do you want to do with it? Just gimmie that bag!	Do you have "it"? Yes, yes..."it"...	Hee hee... AAAUGH! Flaming bag of crap!

 

Applying for the ACSB by thecowisinthecabbage 5-23-03
Hey, do you know any good places to go to? I gots no friends... My unusually thick eybrows tell me that you should try the ACSB at GameFAQS.	So Randy goes there! Excuse me, is this the ACSB? I gots no friends... Why yes! I'm a member!	Gotta love 'em! Goodbye. What? People just don't understand me...

 

Running is Bad Sometimes by thecowisinthecabbage 5-23-03
I....AM.....WIRED! I've got too much blood in my caffene system! Well, just run a whole lot, and it'll wear off!	Good ideeeeeaaaaa!! Heh.	So remember kids, running gives you gas! What took you so long? I, uh, also HAD the runs...

 

Scary Clown by thecowisinthecabbage 6-02-03
Hey, there, kiddo! I'm Happy the Clown! I don't trust you.	Well, why not? You wear lipstick, for one.	That's not a good enough reason! You also have lipstick all over your back and a knife with lipstick on it!

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