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Another fine day in the suburban cemetary
hey, guess what?
oi oi oi!
SHUT UP!
woah-oh-oh
Another unsolved mystery...
Why are you singing misfits songs, oh ghost of danzig?
i eat brains

 

Yet another fine day in our familiar suburban cemetary...
hey danzig...
Why can't I have guts?
Because you eat brains
For dinner, for lunch, for breakfast, for brunch..
And so, Danzig suffers another horrible blow to the ego...
Well, I'm leaving...
Damn... I was going to get him to buy Collection II...

 

Online shopping for misfits gear...
oi oi oi... hmmm wonder how much collection 2 costs..
your order has been confirmed thank you for using HMV.com...
Please pay 29.99 for your purchase
HOLY SHIT NO! WOAH OH OH!
This is actually based on a real life expirience... (except for the heart attack)
Unfortunately, you died of a heart attack...
WHAT! DANZIG WILL LIVE ON! JUST YOU WAIT!

 

A day in heaven, with Danzig
So, how's death?
Angelfuck!
I am offended!
Shut up, little angelfuck
Regeneration Explained!
Here, you're back to life! Now SHUT THE ANGELFUCK UP!
woah-oh-oh, some angel has PMS...

 

Danzig est ici, encore.
Bonsoir, petit garcon!
Bonsoir, grosse merde.
Quoi! Je tuerai vous!
DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Et, Danzig a couri, et il a dit "Merde merde merde merde"
Ah merde. Je cours maintenant!
Ok, qui a menace(with an accent) mon fils?

 

hey! super-cool anarchist girl here! LISTEN TO LARGE MARGE!
Yes, or the world of fairyland will be corrupted ireversibly
Well, you will die anyways foul fairy!
OH NOOOOO I HAVE BEEN ERASED!
hehe, i'm just doing this for my friend who manages large marge. they're on the Warped Tour in US only.. unfortunately for us canadians.

 

Another day at my school
Oh crap.. I can't get round this guy...
So, based on the standard preformance, the 40GB hard drive is all you need to game...
Cue Danzig
Damn... If I even say hi, I'll get the shit beaten out of me... oh hi
Come on anarchist, have a backbone...
hehe.. just a bit changed... lol
ah crap.
woah she's hot

 

Well here to comment on the drug scene...
Here's a fave quote of mine from Sid Vicious: "Once you stick a needle in your arm, you're destined for smack". Oh he knew where the good shit was...
Ok sir, you say you've done heroin for how long?
I can't remember. Hand me that needle.
Ok... moving right along... Who is this person?
DANZIG LIVES! disclaimer: I am not saying that Danzig ever did heroin. I just needed an idea.
Hi Danzig... Are you alive?
Who the fuck are you?

 

Danzig online... lol
hmmm... let's check my email.
free free free! free junk mail for all year!
Euhmmmm I didn't fuck up the PC...
danzig fucked up the C drive...
DANZIG! I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!
i will now self destruct in T minus 10... 9...

 

It's Christmas Time, A time of cheer,
Hopefully, I'll get me a couple beers...
Hmmm, now where's my joint? It would make this all more festive...
Well, those bastards, they took it, Now they are in deep shit
Song written by theviciousanarchist, aka Em, and don't use it without quoting me! Or I will use my ultra evil powers
Ah well, stick with smack, But hopefully, I'll get my weed back.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Hope you turn into a Martian.

 

Warning. Cap Caca doesn't look like this lol. I just couldn't find a likeness that was scary enough...lol
Candy Apples and Razor Blades
Little dead are soon in graves
I remember Halloween
These days anything goes, Burning Bodies Hanging from poles,
And so, Cap Caca passes out on the floor, puking violently...
I remember Halloween...Halloween...Halloween...
Interesting. It appears my friend is drunk... Hey, anarchist, get the camera!

 

this is a boring comic
woah-oh-oh it's rob, from metallica!
hey danzig, I love your early stuff
anyways, why you here. i am just leaving
well, wanna hear our new song? It's a cover!
Ok... It's pretty good...
woah-oh-oh I turned into a maritan

 

another day at danzig's white area in his brain... like the one with metallica...
hey, it is Davey from afi. I love you guys!
I'm not Davey! I'm one of your follwers, a fiend.
Shit! Oh here's Davey!
Nope. Idiot. I am the guy who said he hated the misfits...
Coincidentally, he dies, like in the Sliver and Cold video. And Davey survives.
THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVEY?
Hi, I'm Davey, tormented singer of afi. See me consider killing myself in the name of musik!

 

hey i am jerry only. i am gonna sing a psychotic Project 50's song
Now where the fuck did Danzig go...
Euhh.. Hi... who the hell are you?
hey it's jerry only. i am the anarchist. i just bought Project 50's. my face song off it was this magic moment. it was great
This magic moment... when your lips are close to mine, will last forever, until the end of time...
yeah that was great!

 

 

HEY! STOP FUCKING POSTING IN THE READ IT AND WEEP THREAD! I SAID IT ABOUT 3 FUCKING TIMES.
cue appearance of my dear friend, k-la
AHHHHH!
Hey, anarchist, stop swearing
This has been a public service announcement by theviciousanarchist, have a shitty day.
NO! DIE BITCH!
AHhhhhhh

 
meh?

 

Hey, I am Kayla, the anarchist's annoying friend.
And hi, I am the anarchist, aka Em. FUCK AUTHORITY!
So, Em, did you see where my cousin went?
Oh yeah, he's over there...
Unfortunately, I have something against accountants
Hi, I'm Kayla's cousin, Eric. I'm an accountant!
Ack!

 

(note: greg is kayla's boyfriend)
hey greg!
hey kayla! i loooooooove you!
'Scuse me while I puke in a corner
Oh, Emie, why do you not like Greg?
another note:this comic series is based upon my friend kayla, and the people around her. Everyone in these comics are real, unless otherwise noted
ahem. 1. He steals my food 2. He prevented me from seeing LOTR Return of The King NOT at the front, 3. he smokes, 4.he's likely cheating on you!
Is that all? Woah, i expected something big!

 

(now featuring jerry only instead of danzig. he'll be missed)
You shake my nerves, and you rattle my chains...
yark
GOODNESS GRACIOUS, DEZ IS A GREAT BALL OF FIRE!
BRING OUT YER DEAD!
bollocks. he's still alive.
i'm not dead yet.

 

L'anarchiste et son chat...
Ca va?
Je suis mal, parce que toutes les merdes ont dérangé moi.
Ah, c'est très mal pour vous...
OUI! Tu as raison.
Je déteste vous.
Vas te faire foutre.

 

Allez-vous vous faire foutre... an educational translation.
Allez- go (in vous conjugation)
Vous- You (in a group, referring to 2 or more people)
Vous- pronom réflechi. Its for a reflexive verb.
Faire- to do (used to make the sentance flow)
In summation, It means "Go fuck yourself"
Foutre- to fuck onself. (reflexive verb) se foutre, se is replaced with the second vous.
And so sums up learning with theviciousanarchist part one.

 

a few simple ways of dealing with annoying guys:
don't take no shit from no one
always have a witty response
don't talk to idiots, 'cause they will turn you into one of them...
if all else fails, kick them in the bollocks... tee hee.
and remember, your sarcastic wit, and your sense of irony can get you into trouble.

 

read.
it.
and
weep.

 

hey jerry only... have you seen cap caca?
euhhh... he's around.
so, theviciousanarchist, what is happening?
just a question... where do you get your euhhm "creative song titles"?
well, "comme deux testicules" we found on Dez's computer...
ah. well, euhhh, nice seeing you, bye!

 

sid is dead....
come mourn with me

 
I can't believe it, DragonXero got my person wrong in his comic. ack.
besides, my sentance would be : i love the misfits. i must kill all avril.

 

I was starting to miss Danzig...
Hey, anarchist, I'm back!
Great. Now what are you going to do?
So, anarchist, what's happened in your life?
nothing much, yourself?
(see comic: Misfits feat Metallica)
i've conquered the metal world.
so i've heard.

 

I
feel
like
a
total
fucking
loser.
have a
shitty day

 

one day, this is my school... an actual conversation I had with someone
hey anarchist, guess what?
What?
Me and Nevin were talking about you on Saturday...
WHAT?
what an interesting conversation...
about your anarchistic ways.
what a horrible liar...

 

So, Em, What's up?
Nothing, I was just leaving...
somehow, someway, someday, i shall win her affections!
Um. You know I can hear you?
YOU CAN'T READ MY THOUGHTS, WOMAN OF MY DREAMS!
Um, yes I can, actually, I'm a mind reader part-time

 

So, Em, going out with Ryan now?
What? What are you talking about?
So Harry, did you know I'm dating Em?
No I didn't Ryan, I'll be sure to rub it in her face tomorrow
Sigh, What a strange thing how people jump to conclusions... All Ryan says is, Did you get that new Final Fantasy game, and I said "yes"...
Hahahahahhah! I am soooo mean and evil! Hey everyone, Em's dating Ryan!!!!!!!!

 

You love me!!! I KNOW IT!
Euhm, just wondering, how many shrooms were in your salad?
YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME!!!!
Apparently, not. I'm leaving.
Where did I go wrong!!!!
Oh, please, what an idiot.

 

Hey Mike, do you think that Em likes me?
Yeah, right, in your dreams!
Good point...
Anyways, do you mind? I'm trying to play Final Fantasy XI!
Cue Dagmar
So Em, What's been happening?
Oh nothing much, just breaking someone's heart.

 

Making animations...
So Danzig, do you want to see my new animation? It's so good, it will make you spontaneusly combust!
Yeah, right!
And now thou shalt spontaneusly combust!
Bollocks, I'm still here!
In the third panel.
AHHHH! IT BURNS! IT FEELS LIKE PAIN!!!

 

..............
huh?
..........
Danzig is still on fire...
AHHHHH!!!

 
i like to call this one avant-garde. whatever that means.

 

 

Guess what Dagmar, I discovered the new high!!!
Euhhh, Em, I'm over here...
Oh, sorry! It must be the high! It hasn't worn off!!!
What is it, then?
If you extinguish (or someone else extinguishes) a burning cigarette on the vien in your arm, it makes you all high!!!
Wasn't that just the 45 Slushies you consumed at lunch?

 

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For those of you who didn't understand the comic, Learn H4X0R!!!

 

Brother, you disgust me!
Have you ever done drugs?
No, you apathetic loser, that would require leaving my house!
Whaaaaaaaat?
At least I get laid more.
What kind of argument is that?

 

Based off of a real conversation...
I had to use a Valkyrie...
Well, they rock... wenches of Valhalla...mistresses of battle in Midgard
Nevin, do you have a death wish? Also, Loki pwns.
Loki does pwn. And Hel pwns
Obscure reference to my lovely comic "Part-Time What now?"
Unlike you!
I heard that!

 

Stupid McAfee! It censors out every swear word!
Maybe I could say something mean. *types*Stuart is a cunt*types*
*types*What the hell did you just say? All I see is stars!*types*
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Your computer has exploded courtesy of Mc Afee products. NOW GO TO **** IF YOU DON'T BUY OUR PRODUCTS!!!
What the hell?

 

hi! its theviciousanarchist and i'm back after a really long holiday!
I had a holiday at the Berlin wall. I was waiting for the communist call.
Of course, the wall was gone when I got there and then I realised it had been for quite some time.
So I came home.
damn wall being torn down...

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