All comics by tiger8191

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by tiger8191
8-28-01
Hey there sweet young thing!
Ugh another beatnick!
You wanna go out for some coffee and poetry tonight?
(squirrel sounds)
Okay, I will pick you up at your tree at 8pm. Be there or be square!
(squirrel sounds)

 

by tiger8191
8-28-01
I'm a dancing fool!
I like a good drink!
Drinking is bad...I'm a dancer!
heh...I was a dancer once!
Heh...I lied I am a killer squirell!
That's all right, I am a killer hooker!

 

by tiger8191
8-28-01
(squirrel thoughts)
(Alien thoughts)
(fire thoughts)
(savior thoughts)
(ghostly thoughts)
(sick and twisted thoughts)

 

by tiger8191
8-28-01
I'm lonley!
Huh? Who are you?
Duh! I'm freaking Puff! You know...the Magic Dragon! Feh!
Leave me alone...I am lonley and not fond of magic tricks!
Can't please everyone!

 

by tiger8191
8-28-01
Clowns and rockets don't mix
Rocket goes Boom! Clown catches fire!
Clowns and rockets don't mix!

 

by tiger8191
8-28-01
Whew
Thank god they are all gone.
Tomorrow I will delete my entire G Drive to piss her off!
Hehehe! I won't recognize his printer!
We are rebels!
damn skippy!

 

by tiger8191
8-28-01
Hey!
Yo!
So...what's going on?
Nothin', you?
*sigh* nothing...all right...see ya!
Ya! Take care.

 

by tiger8191
8-29-01
Battle of Falkirk
Attention Scotland!
To gain freedom you will have to get by me and my horse Getrude!
Gertude! Stop showing off! Get back on all fours!

 

by tiger8191
8-29-01
Battle of Falkirk: Scotlands Army
That dudes horse is standing on one leg!
Hmmmm...we can still kick his arse!
All right you wankers. Prepare to die today!
Let's kick their Scottish arse!
Longshanks has lost it!
You think!

 

by tiger8191
8-29-01
I got a saddle but nothin' to ride!
eh...no thanks!
Oh yeah!!!! That is more like it!

 

by tiger8191
8-29-01
What are you smiling about?
??????
Well?
I liek milk

 

by tiger8191
8-29-01
What will be the worst of the 2? PS2, or XBox?
....processing....
......
....connecting to MS Question and Answer Program... ......
A Fatal Exception has occurred

 

by tiger8191
8-29-01
I am the one on the left...it doesn't matter who the person is on the right, it's the same with everyone I speak too!
Hey, Lunchcat and I are engaged!
Wow!! You are a very lucky man!
What about me?
.....
But I'm nice!
Um...yeah..right...well as i said, Wow! You are such a lucky duck to get her to marry you!

 

by tiger8191
8-30-01
I have a secret.
Is it a nut?
No, it's a secret.
Is it two nuts? And an ice cream bar?
Yes.
I don't like nuts.

 

by tiger8191
8-30-01
Bush sucks!

 

by tiger8191
8-30-01
Attica 1975
Yeah, that's it, I'll take my pants off and the guard will come and laugh, yeah, yeah, and then I will slap him silly and run...heh heh..yeah, that will be great. FREEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOMMMM!
Attica 1955
mwrrrrrrrr....
Attica 1934
Heh...this will be a piece of cake!

 

by tiger8191
8-31-01
Dear Sexy Boy! I love the way you talk to me. You are so kind and sweet. I hope one day we will get to be together for the rest of our lives
My love will endure time as I have finally found my one true love in you! That ball of yours is magic!
Wow! Who could she be? I haven't seen any girl in months! Maybe it was that gimpy woman I met at the Rec Center?
Stop reading my mail!

 

by tiger8191
9-10-01
Tiger8191 looking on the net for nasty pr0n
Hmmm...stripcreator.com...Gotta love strippers!
WTF??? Just a bunch of weirdos who think they're funny! I'll show them!
Errrr! ph33R m3 n00b!
Calm down there Wirthling! We only attack newbies that come in Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. By the way...can I borrow some of that hair!

 

by tiger8191
9-13-01
I liek milk!

 

by tiger8191
9-13-01
PSA Announcement
Don't look behind you!
Don't look behind you!

 

by tiger8191
9-14-01
Yoo hoo!
Arghhhhhhhhhhh!

 

by tiger8191
9-17-01
Boy Spanling you look great! You're glowing!
DexX you are 100% correct! I feel great too!
How is it that you look so good?
Lately I have been on a new flabtabulous diet!
Really? What kind of diet!?!
Well DexX, my diet consists of eating Newbies! It's their exuberance and lack of sense of humor that gives me the glow that would make pregnant women feel jealous!

 

by tiger8191
9-17-01
What a bunch of bunk!
Yeah, yo're telling me!
So I ate a few people...I was protecting my home!
Yeah! Me too!
Humans need to respect us!
Yeah! I am about reay to eat Tiger8191 for making this lame strip!

 

by tiger8191
9-17-01
Hey there cute little fella! You lost?
Is there anything I can do for you?
Maybe take you home with me and dress you up in the Leia outfit from Return of the Jedi and then pretend I am saving you from the evil Empire? Huh? Sound good?

 

by tiger8191
9-20-01
You're ugly...butt-ugly!
So is your stupid furball!
jackass!
moron!

 

by tiger8191
9-20-01
What the hell are you supposed to be?
I am Dragon, little fella.
Dragon? So, what do you do?
I am mean and nasty but my main power is breathing fire! I could burn you to a crisp if I felt like it.
Heh...ohhhh, that's scary!
Arghhhhhhhh!

 

by tiger8191
9-20-01
So what has been going on?
Same old same old! Dumbass downloaded another virus!
Really? Which one this time?
An email about squirrel porn.
What a sick bastard!
Well it was better than the last virus he got from opening an email about donkey sex!

 

by tiger8191
9-20-01
*cherp cherp!*
*Cheep?*
*ch cher cheep!!!*
*cheep cheep cheep cheep, cherp!?!*
*squeak*
*sqeak*

 

by tiger8191
9-21-01
Hey there! Can you talk Mister Squirrel?
YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

 

by tiger8191
9-24-01
Hey kid! There is a talking squirrel over there!
What? You're crazy! Stupid liar!
No really kid! Go check it out! Honest!
Really? Okay but you better be telling the truth!
YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

 

by tiger8191
9-24-01
Oh! I am sorry to scare you! Don't worry, I am not the killer! I loved that Asian chick!

 

by tiger8191
9-25-01
My son. Join us in our quest for absolute power of the world!
Dude, your cat just talked. What the fuck is up with that?
I am the Lord Lucifers Administravive Assistant. Listen to Lucifer or you will spend eternity as a dwarf forever holding your package!
What the hell you freak! Yeah right! Your cat is the Devil, and I am DexX! Buzz off!
I told you not to fuck with the cat kid!

 

by tiger8191
9-25-01
Tyler McDimble has the nasty habit of trying to pick the butt of Super-hero's pets.
*cough*
What wasw that...could it be?
I wish that bitch would let me wear her sparkly panties, just once!
Come here little rabbit!
Damn!

 

by tiger8191
9-26-01
You are evil!
Uh uh, you're evil!
Bitch!
Short annoying,lazy, self-centered, arrogant, always has to be the left default character whore!
You're evil!
Told ya!

 

by tiger8191
9-26-01
I'm evil!
Uh uh, I'm evil!
Bitch!
Self-centered, arrogant, stupid, always has to be the default left character whore!
You're evil!
Told ya!

 

by tiger8191
9-28-01
fijosidao
eh?
osdoughpa LOL
WTF?
oijepoaigj btw!
Nice fucking idea evil_d!

 

by tiger8191
10-19-01
Wow! This was one tough battle eh?
Your telling me you sexy asian girl, you, but we must vote!
Wirthling!
Habnem!
After tiger had a long hard talk with the girls plus some intense spanking...
Hab!
Hab!

 

by tiger8191
10-19-01
I know I have that grenade somewhere in my pocket Garfield!
Shut up John and give me some freakin lasagna!
Er...it's in here somwhere!
Screw this shit! Odie take care of John for me!
Uh oh!
Arf

 

by tiger8191
11-19-01
Iamnothing visits www.HUtRuzziansRuS.org
Lets see what kind of girl I can find on this site!
Oh wow! You can chat with these fine birds!
I liek milk and toast in morning times! I will make you good wifey for you sir iarnmothing!
Oh yeah! I bet she is one hot tamale!
You so like to see me one day?

 

by tiger8191
11-19-01
What is your name hot thang?
Me name is for you Olga Viessen! You wanna take me home marry me honey boy?
You sound perfect! How do i get a hold of you to meet and get married in Vegas?
Oh gosh me excited to mee strong man like you one day! Let me think minute please!
Come on Olga! Where can we meet?
Damn the internet is fun!

 

by tiger8191
6-04-07
Are you the Poker Jesus??
Sup!?!
Why do you fuck with me the way you do in Sats?
Because...
Because why?
Because you got red hair.

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