All comics by toni

 

by toni
7-27-02
Silent realises hes been shit on......
Oh fuck, my cat just decided to have a shit on me!!
*irc* *ROFL* my cat shat on me
Silent likes it and enlightens his friends to the 'mystery...
Id better make all my noser friends feel it!!
*irc* Its all squechy!
6 hours later..
I think id better clean the shit off now
*from CD* erm mate did you ever clean everything off ? :P

 

by toni
7-27-02
Sometime in the not too distant future....
Mabye I should tell my fellow nossers im a sex slave?
*CD* you up for some cyber mate?
So...
oh well, they'll find out when they meet me
*CD* That cyber was sooo good dude! when can I meet you?
Oh shit says silent!
Gah! CD coming tomorrow, I wont have time to dress up as a woman and be his sex slave!!
*CD* Ok im coming tomorrow!

 

by toni
7-27-02
Wipeout gets asked a question by his daughter
Daddy! Daddy! whats that thing growing near your crotch!!
Its silent cyber-wanking me off hunny
curious ?!
Can i help him wank you off???
im afraid not, I have CD and silent doing that for me!
Wipeout's fucked..
Fine! I'll go and wank my brother off then!
Mabye you should go and learn to suck cock or rub yourself or something...

 

by toni
7-27-02
The #csc conversation continues
yay! i got promoted to *1!!!
eh, I got promoted to #cservice level 95!
Moving on....
I won my first CS game w00t!
I won my 1000th game!
several weeks after
I got a job :D
I got a hooker :D

 

by toni
7-27-02
And the fun begins
lets annoy bond tonight eh
/kick bond D~ · Any fool can make a rule And every fool will mind it.
And so...
hmmm this raistlin guy is trying to annoy me hmmmm lets kill his bouncer
kill -9 3243
and so,
Time to abuse!!!!!!
/kill bond dieeee bitch

 

by toni
7-27-02
Ph8 annoying people!
hoho, lets annoy csc tonight
/msg `Spider Can i register a channel using multiple users PLEASE? :D
`spider gets the wrong idea
hmm is it my imagination or is ph8 trying to drop a hint that he wants some hardcore sex0r? hmm
If you want mate, but you may be caught and suspended
and so..
I hope he asks for sex0r! so i can get my chan muahaha
Oh ok, those consquences i can deal wiv, btw mate, would u like to come over to help me shoot my pr0n video?

 

by toni
7-27-02
gemz and snazbaz
Hmm I wonder what would happen if i stuck a cucumber up mah fanny
(to SnAzBaZ) What happens when i stick a cumcumber up my fanny?
Addresses are swapped
Mabye i should send her one of my cucumbers?
(To GeMz) Would u like me to send a cucumber with an inbuilt vibrator upto to try?
GeMz doesnt understand sexuality
I WONDER
(To SnAzBaZ) What happens when you stick a cumcumber up your fanny?

 

by toni
7-28-02
Some idle chatter
Wanna try some a non-sex thing like in 40 days and 40 nights??
Sure, it'll be hard not wanking of you when i cyber you each night!!
And so, the idle chatter continues....
You too! I wank about you and dream of eating your cum up!!
You sexy bitch!
And so an agreement is made....
Okeh, you sexeh thing. for teh next 40 days and 40 nights... no sex0ring or faping!!
okeh you horny devil!

 

by toni
7-28-02
Mirddryn and Jez get together.....
lo mate, bit bored etc, u wanna go into town and find something todo?
sure, what u wanna do then?
University challenge
Goto town or something
pick up some minges?
Laughter
whats a minge
um dude :P

 

by toni
7-28-02
chat between ph8 and cooleo
Lo cooleo, hows your sex0r addiction going?
its going alright thanx mate, being a rabbit is annoying tho :/
The proposition
Can i sex0r you?
of course you can, but make sure you use a dildo as ure dick aint that good
here we go
neither is yours!!!! you use an anal oring so your ass doesnt stretch!!
Oh shit! csc found us... we'd better take this to #cservice eh!

 

by toni
7-28-02
Purger and FTOTA
CAN I DONKEY SEX0R YOU?!?!?!
Who do you think you are?
Boasting begin!
IM A 104 F FROM EGPRT
Im 16 M Austrailia and i have 10000 ips!!!!
Sex0r...
WANNA SEX0R ME?!?!
What do think you are!

 

by toni
7-28-02
Let the fapping belong
*fap* fap* fap*
-IRC- *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Fapping Liquid
hmmmm prehaps csc would like some of my fapping liquid
-IRC- *faps all over shuttle and Jez*
Un-fap!
oh shit, they're fapping aswell!
-IRC- stops fapp0ring as everything else is

 

by toni
7-28-02
Jeekay and Morpheus in idle conversation
WTF! what do you mean you dont want sex0r in the next update of P?!?!?!
*Morpheus* upto you mate, make sure you make it a *950+ command, we dont want CSC being sex0red by P!!
Decisions, decisions
Oh, can i include an "All blame ph8" command aswell?
*Morpheus* I'd rather blame FTOTA wiv her sexual thing to be honest
Oh dear.,,
Can i make a bot which copys already existing features?
*Morpheus* of course you can dude :P anything to make csc happy :P

 

by toni
7-28-02
Jade finds out twiglet was promoted
Oh? Twiglet was promoted?
*irc* To global 1 Jade
decisions, decisions
oh yer, shall i kill him?!
*irc* DOOOO IT
twiglet finds out
/kill twiglet congrats on the promotion!
*irc* twiglet Oh shit!

 

by toni
7-28-02
Idle chat, ofc.
Dont get your panties in a twist mate!
Oi! I only wear panties when i goto the PA meets so i can pretend to be a girl so i can suck cock!!!
The convo goes deeper
What do you wear then?
a Thong! a nice n tight one that goes up meh arse!
The convo goes sex0r mode
Ooooooooh? you like things up your arse? :D
Onleh from women!

 

by toni
7-29-02
Wjeh, Mirddryn and a Lady in a red catsuit..hmmm.....
uNF uNF uNF fap fap fap
*Puts on her red catsuit*
Oh shit, says the Wjeh!
mmmmmmmmm cat suit ladeh with no whippeh!
*gets her whip out*
And a secret gets found out...
My arse is sore as it is!
*Changes nick from Britneh to Mirffeh

 

by toni
7-29-02
Cooleo settles down to a nice evening watching TV
Hey lets watch some TV
TOP Stories of today!
News bulletin!
hmmm shall i masteurbate? this news girl is turning me on!
And on Other news we have proof that when you masteurbate, a blind chinese boy is born, we'll have more on this story as it develops!
and so...
oi i must have created half of their population!!
And the estimate is that 99.99999% of their population had fathers of wankers.

 

by toni
7-31-02
WarriorJedi starts
Im too sexehhh for mah clan, so sexy for my clan, so sexy it hurts!
Next up is raistlin!
Im too sexie for my client, too sexy for my client, so sexy it hurts!
Finito! (Jez)
Im too sexeh for mah sheep! too sexeh for mah sheep, so sexy I shag it!

 

by toni
8-01-02
WarriorJedi wiv mirddryn the monkeh
Your mah Monkeh then hmm? :)
Yus I am indeed your monkeh
spanking time..
CAN I SPANK YOU???
If u tie meh over a horse and call meh ure sexy whore yeah!!
Let the spanking begin!
*spank* *spank* *spank* *spank* *spank*
oooooh oooooooh oooooooooooooooooooh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh that spanking is turning meh on!!

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