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by torrenter
11-30-04
Doug meets his clone for the first time
...!
Hi, Doug
So you must be my clone
I'm the original

 

by torrenter
11-30-04
Feminine intuition debunked
Why? - Oh Why?
...?
What the hell are you talking about?
Can't you acknowledge a person's FEELINGS once in a while?

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
Meanwhile, at the McBastards burger bar...
How did it get to this?
A promising acting career cut cruelly short by lack of funding, and reduced to burger-flipping just to pay the rent
What would you like, sir?
Customers are not allowed behind the red line - please return to your table

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
Jo is good at telling jokes ...
Anyway, this punch-line walked into a bar..
... and the barman said; "Hey what would you like?"
... but she can never remember the punch line
Is that it?

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
Meanwhile, in Chomskystan...
So I hear you've opened a new sweet shop?
Well.. yes
Great - I'm gonna tell my brother!
Thanks, kid. You can have some free sweets if you spread the word to your friends
Die, Capitalist!

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
Meanwhile, in Dopistan...
Hey! Over here!
Welcome to my hallucigenenic cave
Cool!
Damn! Were'd he go?

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
And in the Land of Metal Poets..
...my love is like a red, red rose... No, that's not right
I'm fryin' the iron, putting it in - a bed of tin
More metallic?
That's better, dude

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
Beeman1 visits Maderaska
Is this the way to the fancy-dress party?
Yes - follow me
Arn't you getting changed then?
Damn I forgot my costume!

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
Is this one of the 72 virgins I was promised?
Hi mister!
Wait.. I recognise this place...
It's the hallucinogenic cave!

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
The fourth series of 'Robots on the Toilet'
Artificial Intelligence? What the hell are they talking about?
Nothing artificial about us, sweetie.
This is the worst reality show I've ever been on
shhh! the adverts are about to finish

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
Meanwhile, on the planet Aargon...
So what did you get for Christmas?
A rectal probe
Your parents have such a good grasp of fashion
They forgot the batteries though

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
I often wonder..
..if Roy Shneider's career would have taken off so quickly..
...if he'd missed with that last bullet

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
Important-sounding intro music...
Am I on?

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
The female mind can think of many things at once
mustn't forget to put on the roast when I get home..
say something! We're live!
..and the gravy..
Good evening. This is the news. Today, I started my period

 

by torrenter
12-01-04
Why can't I ever get a girlfriend?
er H..Hi!
Hi! I'm desperate for a boyfriend - what do you do for a living?
I prosecute filesharers
erm - must dash... hair to wash...

 

by torrenter
12-02-04
Got a new computer?
I'm looking for interesting new music by unknown bands
Welcome to File Soup
I'm looking for a good political discussion
Welcome to File Soup
I'm looking for twisted images and information about illegal downloading of copyrighted work
Welcome to the RIAA Website

 

by torrenter
12-03-04
It's been a long day
hi! my names mandy and im 13 years old
hi mandy!!! im 13 as well would you like to meet?
Interdenominational sex is such fun
You're younger than I thought

 

by torrenter
12-03-04
At the wedding..
I'm going to propose a toast..
(..hic)
will you marry me?

 

by torrenter
12-03-04
I've got erectile dysfunction - can you help?
Sure that'll be $20
ooh ahh - yes! yes!
I can raise the dead, baby - now come over here
Here's your $20 - you're the best!
It's $40 - you forgot to allow for inflation

 

by torrenter
12-07-04
Hey mister! What are you doing?
I'm drawing God.
But no-one knows what God looks like
They will, soon.

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