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by trousers
3-12-03
Please come into my church and worship the Sweet Lord Jesu
Mih
See inside for things that will make you weep with joy and fill you with love
Nana
And you can bumsexx0r the altar boys.
I know Marky Mark

 

by trousers
3-12-03
I have a parcel for you Missus
Is it worth owt?
It is priceless
Well give it here then
It is Gyywnwyneth Paltrow's Head
#RARE#- #L@@K# - Head of policeman's wife - no reserve #WOW#

 

by trousers
3-12-03
I KILL YOU
Please don't hurt me
SHUTS UP AND DIE
But why do you harbour such anger? - Here is my bottom - take it if it gives you pleasure
YOU THREW FRISBIE THING WHICH LAND ON MY HEAD
BADOOOOOOM-TISH

 

by trousers
3-12-03
And Moses did see a Burning Bush
Ooooh a burning Bush
Put me out pls thx
Okay, between the last frame and this I have thrown water upon thee
Thank you - I was inspecting my pubics for lice in the dark with a lighter when they caught fire
Oh, 'bush' as in lady parts - yes very good.
BADOOOOOOM-TISH

 

by trousers
3-12-03
My horns are bigger than yours Goat Boy.
Ummm no they aren't winged satan thing
It's perspective - I am 40 foot tall but 3 miles away
How come I can hear you then?
Black Magic
No thanks I prefer Milk Tray. (It's the clown's day off but he asked me to say BADOOOOOM-TISH)

 

by trousers
3-12-03
Student. Would you like to earn CAHS MONIES?
Money is bad. I have principles which are unbendable and forged in the fires of my own naivety. But ok - what do I have to do?
A few harmless injections which may slightly alter your appearance.
Oh ok - How bad is the alteration? What did you look like before?
BADOOOOOOOM-TISH
Ok bye.

 

by trousers
3-12-03
How can she do this to me?
"Dear John, I am leaving you - I have taken everything that is mine and in fact everything that is yours. You know why I am leaving you..."
"...I will not live with a man that wets the bed"
BEDROOOOM-PISS

 

by trousers
7-28-04
So then - broken the law again sonny?
Hmmmm - how to respond without antagonising the officer yet stating my case thoughtfully?
You would think you would have learnt from previous experience.
Perhaps I can mollify him with some suitable candor and an appeal to his better nature
So have you got anything to say?
Is me Mondy n u r a fat fckn cop.

 

by trousers
7-28-04
Trousers makes with the Gary Bushell impression
Like what is this plague of monotonous drivel that streams forth from the tube man?
It, like, neither challenges me nor entertains me - what purpose can it serve man?
Thanks for watching "Babylon 5" - Next a 25 second short on the merits of the Audi TT by Carlos from "The Salon"

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