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by turetts
6-13-02
As Captain El Crotcho stormed StinkyButts ass..
Ahhhh shit! Im on a horse! look out!
his horse is gonna go right in my ass!
What the hell? Ass claiming a go-go!
now listen here! I claim your ass in the name of the Confederacy!
but this is my ass....claimed in the name of....me!
HOLY SHIT! THAT DOGS ON A BALL!
well this strip went straight to hell...Im out.
Im on a ball and shit.

 

by turetts
6-13-02
Here at the secret Asian Head quarters
Hello! Im asian!
Me to! Lets start a club!
What the hell are they gonna call the freaking club!
what should we call it?
secret asian club!
SUCKS TO BE YOU, COWBOY!
HEY COWBOY! WANNA JOIN THE SECRET ASIAN CLUB!
I caint, I aint asian.

 

by turetts
6-13-02
Holy shit...that fire was all him!
shit.....check me out... I made that....that fire was all me.
Oh shit!
ahhhh!!! YOURE FLAME HAS SUMMONED ME BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Mmmmm....
WHY!?!??
Quiet child....I need a baby bottle pop.

 

by turetts
6-14-02
At a Beatnik poetry reading.....
Life....is like this nail in my head....sadness.....and...sad..things...depression....
yeah man.....I dig it.
and....this....knife....I could kill you...but instead take my own life....sorrow.
yeah man....sorrow.....I dig.
um......sorrow....is like....um....you know.....um...
naw man....I dont dig it...I dont know what the f#ck you're talking about.

 

by turetts
6-14-02
Its Skully McGee!
HEY kids! im Skully McGee! Todays guest...Ass Head the Snowman!
hello childrens! Drinking is wrong....especially when youre already high....cuz...
WTF is Ass Head talking about?
So Ass Head the Snowman! Tell me about your new film.
You might accidently not know whats goin on and dip your ho-ho into some crazy girls yum-yums...and you dont know where.....
Its Skully McGee!
Ahhhh yes....and its directed by Spielberg yet again?
its been! She coulda been a hooker! and then leave you with a bill for $400!!! You never know what the fu....

 

by turetts
6-14-02
I AM A ROCKET SHIP!! PLEASE HOPE I AM NOT DESTROYING YOU!
haha! I cannot be defeated! For I am Ultra Cowboy Hero! now join my quest for the world needs saving at this dire time.
I catch fire at your insulent request.
haha! Then I have one. The demons of souls cannot dare fight.
nay. For I am the reaper. You soul is mine Ultras Cowboy Hero.
Why have must you attempt to destroy me! I pity you with my radical powers of strength and justice.

 

by turetts
6-14-02
DO IT GABE!
uh.....uh.....
oh...I hope Gabe asks me out...
YOU CAN DO IT GABE!
um....uh.....e.....uh...
it looks like hes gonna ask me.....
DOH!
um...can you pass the pudding, bitch.
*sniff* *sniff* wahhh!!!

 

by turetts
6-16-02
hEY cRAzY mOo! wHAt THE hEll ArE yOU doiNG?
wHY dO you wANNa kNOW? aRE yoU a cOMmIE?
nO! iM A cEReAl kILLEr fROM hELL!
fCK tHaT sHIt!
To be continued?
mmmMMM!!! fCKiN die!! ......hEY! wHERE dId crAZY mOo GO?
I dunno....somethin about an asian club.

 

by turetts
6-16-02
Dancin to the Asian Club...
hEY cAN i JoIN tHE aSiAN cLUB?
Youre not really asian...but I guess its ok.
Hi! Are you the new guy?
dOnT fCkin lOOK at Me!! WHEre AM i?

 

by turetts
6-16-02
......Ive just been known to go down on a guy every once in awhile.
How many were there?
36
36!?!?? Counting me?
fin
....37.
IM 37!!!??!

 

by turetts
6-18-02
A quiet day in the suburbs....
I have a few questions to ask you. You are Asian right?
yes, officer. Whats wrong?
Are you good at math?
not really. In fact, Im horrible.
The Stereotype Police Crackdown
Ma'am, You're under arrest. Im from the Stereotype Police. Maybe next time youll get a B average in math.
BUT I DONT KNOW FRACTIONS!!!

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