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by twreks1989
3-28-08
so
This is Wisconsin..
Yep
Scenic...

 

by twreks1989
3-28-08
I will reap firey justice upon the Klingons!!!
Mom you turned off my background projector!!
Breakfast is ready dear
Bacon!!!!!

 

by twreks1989
3-28-08
Are you here for me?
Um....yeah....sorry...
.....
.......
.......this is awkward

 

by twreks1989
3-28-08
Wait!...did we just die?
I told you that was enough acid to OD on.
You weren't complaining when the Panda was performing a scene from "Pippin"
....Bitch

 

by twreks1989
3-28-08
Come on...please touch my balls..they're round..and moist.
Ugh, Look i really don't want to touch your balls alright?
Can i touch your balls?
No, ok just because we are in prison and loneliness has gripped its cold Gary Coleman like hands upon us doesn't mean we cell mates must...mate. That would be a cliche' ,do you want that?
take off your pants
Darmmitt!!(An exasperated dammit)

 

by twreks1989
3-28-08
Now to get the jewlery ...what the the?
Ohh yeah, oh yesssssssssssss, oh my, yeahhhhhhh.
...
More of Guys gone Wild after this commercial break.
who the hell are you?
That was ......... that was on when i got here....I didn't look....not once....Oh f**k you you and those judgemental eyes!!

 

by twreks1989
3-29-08
....
if i shoved a pencil through my skull would i feel it before I was awarded the benefit of death?
it depends on how fast you shove it.
Holy shit sandwhich!!, Did that squirrel just hear my thoughts?
Holy f#ck nuts, Did that boy just hear my thoughts?

 

by twreks1989
3-29-08
this just in, the last comic Twreks1989 posted was about as funny as me in a dress sucking off a hobo.
That is actually kind've of funny you in a dress. Hehe.
Fuck you for thinking that's funny.
Wohh, you just cussed and didn't censor yourself.
A guy commented to twreks1989 that self censorship is lame.
Well f@@k him. Hehehehe. Just kidding Twreks1989 appreciates all comments even if they are from f@@khe@ds (I didn't even need to censor the a in heads that's fuc@ing hilarious)

 

by twreks1989
3-31-08
Mom! can you come tuck me in?
I'll be right there honey!!
Minutes later
Mom I don't want you to massage me to- Wait a minute is that you Mr. Jenkins. You silly little sneak, i can recognize those hands anywhere Hehe nice try though.
Oh you got me, I can't get any thing past you. Man you are smart I knew there was a reason i liked you, can't resist a kid with brains. Hehe Here let me turn on the lights.
Hehe that was a good one, why do you have the Santa outfit on?
Do you realize how much ass sits on my lap when i wear this it's..it's unreal man. Well i best head out and see if the Johnson's kid drank my roofie orange juice, Take care buddy.

 

by twreks1989
4-14-08
Here is a picture of her, remember Peter "Save the cheerleader Save the World"
Dude she's pretty hot can't i just put a roofie in her drink instead.
.....but you have to save the World
No, i think i am going to go with plan B.
*Bed Creaking* You're saving my World!, Oh You're saving my World!

 

by twreks1989
4-15-08
....
Hey babey, I know who you are, you're a girl looking for a good time am i right?
....
Is that an axe in you're hand or are you just happy that my cock's in the room.
....
this blows , even when i drop my standards this low i still can't get pussy..... I thought the cock line would seal it, fuck this I am going to Chuckie Cheese for some real action.

 

by twreks1989
4-15-08
My god... do you have any idea what this means?!
No, what?
David Spade is actually a woman...
Really? huh.....I'd still do him.
You also said you would ride Stephen Hawking til next July so it's not like you are reaching for the sky with your standards.
Oh Stephen Hawking, you and your wheel chair rolled into my heart, do you know if that voice box needs batteries because i could use that for a pick up line?

 

by twreks1989
4-15-08
Hello future self I have come to see what it well be like if the Nazi's win!
Keep it down people are trying to relax in the 85 Massage Palors we have on this block.
Massage parlor's?, woh is that a Starbucks next to a stripclub, this place is pretty nice.
You think this is cool, now that all the jews controlling the media are gone Cinemax is free.
Score!!!

 

by twreks1989
5-03-08
So how many aliens?
Illegals?, um i don't know about a hundred i guess
See you can write that off
really?
Yep patriotic actions are tax deductible, so you are only going to end up paying about $50.
This is amazing, alright screw being lenient i am coming for you Pablo!!

 

by twreks1989
5-19-08
Do you want to wish me anything Dad?
oh um happy birthday i guess
Oh that was heart felt, even my own father hates me. I could fall out of existence and you wouldn't give a shit would you?
Why do I even exist?
the condom broke

 

by twreks1989
5-19-08
So how was your birthday?
Great my Dad told me i have Aids
oh wow, how did he tell you?
after i opened an empty box he said "suprise you have aids!"
Well at least that is better than what he got you last year
True, eventual death is way better than a Hillary Clinton action figure

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