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by tytekid
3-02-03
I'm off to go kill niggers.
a confederate? that bastard.
wtf dude, it's 2003 and i just saw a fucking confederate in the woods.
Haha! It's that faggot from PennyArcade!
why do i have no friends.

 

by tytekid
3-02-03
I have a penis.
I knew it.
No seriously, it's pretty fucked up.
I know. Shut the fuck up.
Wanna see it?
What the fuck is wrong with you.

 

by tytekid
3-03-03
I am a Native American!
Hi! I'm a Native American! I live off the land, just like my ancient ancestors! They used to...
Oh dear. You see little girl...no one gives a fuck.
Hey! You can't say that to me, I'm special! I am a Native American! My race has been treated terribly by your people! I don't even believe in you! I demand tha...
You see, this is why you're all going to hell.

 

by tytekid
3-05-03
Hey whatcha thinkin' about?
duuuude...these are such pink daisies man. that's trippin me out man with all the colors whoaaa
duuuude...what the hell is that thing man...that looks like vertical tires swinging mannn...swinging from a house in the woods...hey! THE HELL! YOU STUPID DUCK GET OUTA THE FUCKING ROAD!
Alright I guess you're busy. Was just gonna ask you ta not eat the fucking shrooms over my keyboard.
Oh, excuse me sir. Did you clean your boots become you came in?

 

by tytekid
3-05-03
I want to be the mother of your children.
...
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...you know they'd be alcoholics, extremly whiney, stupid, and completely unsuccessful in all tasks and work they pursue. ...Right?
...are you trying to imply we're Native American? ...You asshole.
We are Native American you idiot. You're poving my fucking point.

 

by tytekid
3-08-03
Jesus, should I abort my child, or let it live?
That depends my dear. If your child is born, what kind of life, do you expect, will it lead?
Well...I'll have to drop out of school, to work for the money to feed it. It'll probably starve to death anyways, and if it doesn't, it'll probably end up just like me!
Honestly, I'm surprised you can't make this decision on your own.
You mean it's that obvious that the unborn child is one of god's creature's...and killing it would be murder? A terrible sin?
WHAT!!! Fuck That! Kill the little shit now before it knows what the fuck is going on!

 

by tytekid
4-17-03
Am I cool because I dress in all black, write poetry, act, and cry all day?
Is this man homosexual? Is he making a sexual advance?
Is hitting a homosexual like hitting a female? Is it just as dispicable and moraly wrong?
I am really cool. Mellow out man don't think so hard.
good advice.

 

by tytekid
6-01-03
Have you ever felt that at any momment in time the worst event that could happen to you is occuring?
You mean the feeling where you're "just having a bad day"?
Greater than that. I mean when everything has perfectly horrible timing. When every great event or change in your life could not have come at a more ironicaly depressing time.
I understand. When you're life could not seem any more unlucky? When your happiness has plumeted and no matter how hard you try, the nature of the events you cannot control are always against you.
Now you understand my pain. What should I do?
This is your computer, kill yourself plz.

 

by tytekid
6-01-03
do you believe in ghosts.
no.
why not?
they scare me.
You're very ignorant to hide from what you're afriad of, to deny it's possible existance compeltly.
well yeah.

 

by tytekid
6-02-03
do you want to have sex?
yes a lot i love it with you
when i can drive it will be everynight, i'm not even kidding i'll drive there every night i can for some before-sleep-time lovin
wowowowowo realllly?
yeap
thanks you're the best

 

by tytekid
6-02-03
was that last comic funny?
not at ALL
why was it written?
the author is love stricken.
that fucking bitch ass
agreed

 

by tytekid
7-08-03
So like you're some sort of demon huh?
No, not demon. Disease. I'm disease and from now on you are doomed to have headaches.
What the fuck, you're fucking gay.
No I'm TMG. And you're jaw is messed up now bitch.
What do I do with my life now?
Hello Demetri! I am marijuana. Welcome to my world.

 

by tytekid
7-08-03
mat do you find kayla attractive?
Yes, yes I do Cyrus. I would have sex with her any day of the week.
i c. thats fucked up man you can't have sex with my girlfriend haha
Oh, oh I know. I just would you know what I mean? I mean, I mean, fuck.
i'm glad i finally got that cleared up.
Damnit, back to jerking it to thoughts of jenna in a lepard thong.

 

by tytekid
7-08-03
Cooper
yo.
CHINK!
Keenan
hey.
BEANER!
Cyrus
what up.
TOWELHEAD!

 

by tytekid
7-08-03
Jake, jake, what are you doing!? I see you looking at that homosexual!
god he's so hot.
JAKE! GOD man I thought maybe you WERE okay with gay people, but I dind't know you were INTO THEM too!!
...what...what no...no I hate faggots you faggot.
Jake it's okay, you're out in the open now. Cyrus and Demetri have known for a while too.
damnnnit. man i'm going to cry.....i'm sorry mat. i'm so, SO sorry.

 

by tytekid
7-09-03
So Jake, does anyone really know what "D3" actually means? I mean what the hell!?
No one cares Cyrus, it's just tyte.
Oh I get it! There are 3 syllables in the word "Demetri" and the first letter is D! so he's "D3" !!!
Dogg, I'm pretty sure that's not it.
No man, trust me on this one. From now on I'm calling you "J1", and you call me "C2". Mat can be "M1". This is SO tyte.
You are SO gay.

 

by tytekid
7-09-03
What is my purpose master?
The same purpose you have every night binky.
To try and take over the world?
No haha you silly. You're going to raid old people homes.
Uh, error cannot comply.
Don't be gay and do as I say.

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