Killer on the loose by valvenis844-24-05 Hey im looking for a killer have you seen him No What does he look like Well he is kinda heavyset grey and has a big butcher knife and a hokey mask Nope never seen anyone matching that description allright have a nice day and have fun shopping hahaha sucker
the zombie robber by valvenis844-24-05 Freeze suka gimme all your money loading proton cannon prepare to die oh no iv headrd about that im outta here ha ha ha no such thing i made it up stupid zombie
*Insert name here* by valvenis844-24-05 Hi little girl is your brother home? I need to spread the word. No, I’ve heard about you people you like to touch little boys. Umm, who told you that? The man from above, I’m calling the police. No, no don’t do that I will see my way out. AND NEVER COME BACK!