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by ventriloquist
9-11-03
Twins
So your my brother?
Yep,,, we were seperated at birth
That's funny I don't think we look anything alike.
Me either, not a bit alike at all.
Our 82 shirts are the same...Aren't they
Yep!

 

by ventriloquist
9-12-03
So where are we going on our date?
Where ever you want to take me.
Didn't you ask me... out ?
I was just braking the ice, I'm like, broke babe.
You do have a car right?
Technically.

 

by ventriloquist
9-16-03
So, was it good for you?
You mean me picking you up and paying for everything on our first date?
I had a great time.
I should think so... I paid for every
So where do we go from...here?
Go... being the key word .

 

by ventriloquist
9-17-03
Your next!!!!!!
If you've come for me, your gonna have to pick a number cause I'm busy.
My numbers up you say?
What are you my bookie?

 

by ventriloquist
9-20-03
Seeing all Head, what is my future?
I see a man in your life, brown hair good looking. You will fall in love with him.
Oh that's wonderfull... tell me more.
You will have a great life together. you will have him in the palm of your hand, so to speak.
Oh I can't wait till we meet, will I meet him today?
Yes, my dear... your place or mine.

 

by ventriloquist
9-20-03
Seeing all Head... will I get a job soon?
I see you will be a professional man.
Wow
Not only that, you will be carrying the brains of the operation
Wow
Yes you will be the head man in your company...you will get paid $5 per hr ..you are going to have a carrier service...you can start now carry me to lunch.

 

by ventriloquist
9-24-03
All seeing Head, tell me something about my past?
Lets see here...you were born a female, In the 20th century and you like purple
No da!
I'm not though yet ... you have many interests, you like tatoos and you had vision problems at one time.
These are sunglasses you Idiot.
No, when I said vision problems I ment your hair... you had no vision there at all!

 

by ventriloquist
9-28-03
Seeing all Head, tell me my future!
I see rust.
Boo hoo, Boo hoo.
Sooner then I thought.

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