All comics by weeduggy

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Welcome to hell...
You will be tortured until your eyes POP out of your skull...
And then....
Oh shut up Dave...I've worked here longer than you...

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
The first rule of fight club is...
You do not talk about fight club.
The second rule is...Pull my finger.

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Hey, that looks sore...
Ha ha ha, yeah it is.
...But seriously, you should take me down before I die of asphyxiation due to hyper expansion of my lungs.

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Hey you with the big tits! Want to come and see our mutha fucking kick-ass band on Friday?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm busy on Friday.
aww Mum, please.
Clean your room first then.

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
What is that smell?
What do you mean "whats that smell", you dont have a nose!
You know how to cut to the core of me.

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Look man.
Yeah! Rock on!
No, look at what happens when you play with scissors!

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Hey little squirrel...
Mama Said life was like a bag of extacy...
You never know where the fuck you are...
Man is you whacked!

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Are you watching!
Yeah, ha ha ha, Its classic.
Yeah! We are going to be rich!
You will have to lose the speedo's though.
Never!!!

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Well this is awkward..

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
And you say that you have a bomb strapped to you...........I dont believe you.
Yeah yeah, save it for the station!

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Dear John...
In my will, I have left you my buttler owl...
So who the fuck are you?

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Is this it? No background? Look at me, I look pathetic...
Other comic characters will laugh at me! Are you a retard? FIX ME!
Real fucking mature...

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
What is this thing?
psst, Im a microphone.
A what? Sorry, I dont understand, you see, I am Amish.
*Audience Laughs*
What are you laughing at?

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
mmmmm?
mmmmm?
Apart from a few "subtle" differences, we kind of look the same.
Yeah, apart from the fact you dress like a fag.

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
This is the life huh? Getting drunk on lager and chatting with friends.
Yeah...
But I'm actually drinking cat urine...
*cough* ................Refreshing

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Why did the murderer put "redrum" on the wall.
Why is the victim's arm pit bleeding?
Why am I talking to myself.

 

by weeduggy
8-20-06
Hey doc, I need viagra.
Your just in luck.
This, in my hand, is injectable viagra.
As you can see I accidentally injected it into my thumb and poked my eye out.

 

by weeduggy
8-21-06
So I said,"Mow your own lawn Hamlet!"
Ha ha, that reminds me of a funny story...
.....................Flashback....................
So....your a goat huh?
Okay, maybe it wasn't THAT funny.

 

by weeduggy
8-21-06
What the fuck happend to you!
Long story...
I died and my skin and organs decomposed.
Well, its not that long.

 

by weeduggy
8-21-06
Give me your fucking bag!
No!
Please?

 

Don't you think that Mel Gibson's remake of "The Life Of Brian" wasn't as funny?
Uh-Hu!
by weeduggy, 8-21-06

 

by weeduggy
8-22-06
Space Cadet Smith found a shocking Discovery...
A Discovery so shocking that it would change the shape of his Nation forever...
Oh my god! Look what I found!

 

by weeduggy
8-22-06
Do you all notice how black people love fried chicken?
*Crowd Boo's*
What?
Dexx has now been missing for two weeks.
He was last seen preforming at The Def Jam Comedy Club.

 

by weeduggy
8-22-06
David Blaine claims to be able to go 3 days on fire.
I believe him, I even bet my house on him.
News just in, I am now homeless.

 

Don't you think that advertising has cheapend over the years?
Yes I do think Pepsi is the one stop shop for refreshment.
by weeduggy, 8-22-06

 

by weeduggy
8-22-06
Do you use google as a spell checker?
itS teh Ezy way out. Soo Nops!
Well you fucking should!

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