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by wenisinfurs
10-03-01
Spending the night with your legs in the air,
make-up melting like a plastic Cher,
Something sticky is in your hair...
What's a girl to do?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-03-01
Can't remember where your spiked heels lead?
waking up in a stranger's bed,
covered in urine from your toes to your head...
Don't be late for school!
f**k school!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-03-01
High as a kite, and you missed last call,
reading your name on the bathroom wall,
three sets of feet in the neighboring stall...
who's seducing who?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-03-01
Where's Chubby Checker?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-03-01
MANRAPE
CORNHOLE
By using the words I EMPOWER THEM thus they can not hurt me anymore....

 

by wenisinfurs
10-04-01
N*SYNC
I wonder what O TOWN are doing today?
I heard they were opening a new HOT TOPICS in The MALL OF AMERICA.
The Backstreet Boys
I need a drink.
Blink 182
What song should we play at the gig tonight?
Which ever sounds the most like THE CLASH on a SLIP AND SLIDE.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-04-01
Must say, I'm a bit perplexed by wrestling.
To me it is the ultimate WHITE TRASH sport and my snobbiness really kicks in with regards to all things WHITE TRASH.
Yes, it is very WHITE TRASH, as you say, but you know... society like language should continually evolve and encompass the best parts each group has to offer.
This is the direction hill society has moved toward. Plus, it's just sexy guys rolling around on top of each other.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-04-01
I actually wrote the fourth strip ever created on STRIPCREATOR.
There were only six guys on board back then.
It's been downhill ever since.
Now THAT was pretentious!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-04-01
I remember what it was like the first time someone SLAMMED one of my strips.
wait a minute, no I don't....

 

by wenisinfurs
10-04-01
In the aftermath of our nation's greatest tragedy it is important to come together and not alienate people different than ourselves.
The US has always been a melting pot of religions, nationalities, and beliefs, so it is with great compassion I introduce to you....
Ladies and Gentlemen! Bill Maher!
Chickens!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-04-01
Britney, I can't find that secret video we took on vacation...
The one were I fuck the baby's head while you shaved those chickens to insert in that kitten...
You didn't tape BUFFY over it again did you?
Oops! I... well, you know.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-05-01
I do have emotions. I feel...

 

by wenisinfurs
10-05-01
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Yes! I'm Britney Spears.
She looks taller in the videos.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-05-01
It was decided today that each robot should explain their merits to the STRIPCREATOR public in an effort to vie for favorite.
I have this neat Kung Fu grip.
CORNHOLE
My eyes suggest a thoughtful and understanding spirit.
CORNHOLE
predictable...
CORNHOLE

 

by wenisinfurs
10-05-01
CORNHOLE
CORNHOLE
Some times I wonder if you have ever really been cornholed.
if only...

 

by wenisinfurs
10-05-01
I think you keep saying CORNHOLE because of a deep rooted desire to actually engage in that activity, though you never really have.
Doesn't everyone?
Awkward silence.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-09-01
I WANT TO SUCK YOUR HEAD!!!!!!
Who said that?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-09-01
This is the only way YOU'LL ever get nailed.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-10-01
Whatever happened to that rapper guy SNOW?
He drifted.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-10-01
How do you know when you've won?
You never do.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-10-01
What are a AQUAFETISHIST'S favorite four letters in the alphabet?
I - C - U - P !
Did he just make up a word?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-10-01
Think about the theme song....

 

by wenisinfurs
10-10-01
Honey, I'd never have an affair. That just seems like more trouble than it would be worth.
I'

 

by wenisinfurs
10-10-01
Honey, I would never have an affair. It just seems like more trouble than it's worth.
I'm relieved to hear you say that.
sucker.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-10-01
Want to hear a funny joke? A pig fell in the mud!
Is he calling me a pig?
Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath.
Is he calling me a joke?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-10-01
Goodwill
Your the most asinine person I have ever read!
Peace
Why don't you just burst into flames!
It worked! Back to screaming in the void!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-10-01
What do you get if you mix Anne Heche...
with Dr. Frankenfurter from ROCKY HORROR?
HEDWIG!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-11-01
general general general general general general general
Did he just call me a dick?
I better go figure out some synonyms for penis.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-12-01
CORNHOLE
MANRAPE
I can't believe Tobor gave up the donut hole for the tootsie roll

 

by wenisinfurs
10-12-01
What's the deal with Alec Baldwin's penis?
It's not like it taste like candy.
YOU SUCK!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-12-01
That guy sure is HUNG.
these bitches and ballers...
I hate myself.
Who's that cutie in the mirror?
Fridays are a dddrrraaaggg!
This isn't drag honey, it is female impersonation!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-15-01
Who do you think is smaller, Mrs. Smaller or Baby Smaller?
I don't know. Who?
Baby Smaller.
Why?
Because it's a little smaller.
lame.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-15-01
How many muslim terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to denouce it, three to crash into it...
A panel of elders to name it a holy bulb...
and the US ARMED FORCES to clean up the mess.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-15-01
POSH SPICE and SCARY SPICE
SPORTY SPICE and BABY SPICE!
Er! I'm not a lesbian! I just like trainers!
Unfortunately, does look alot like GINGER SPICE!
Doh!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-16-01
...and THE ONE BILLY GUNN use to be Mr. ASS and he was part of D.X. and tag teamed with ROAD DOGG....
uh huh....
which Shaun Michaels and Triple H were also a part of.. CHYNA too, but she started as their bodyguard.
Wait a minute! You know all this WRESTLING crap yet you say I have No Life?!
Well, what else is there to do?
See ya LOSER! I'm going on line....

 

by wenisinfurs
10-16-01
..and this guy looks like KEVIN from BACKSTREET
pathetic!
and he looks sort of like J.C. from N*Sync
stupid!
It may seem weird but we all get these silly little facts stuck in our head.
I can't wait to tell everyone how dumb you are once my computer finishes rebooting....

 

by wenisinfurs
10-16-01

 

by wenisinfurs
10-17-01
What is TOBOR's favorite wrestling hold?
thinking... thinking..thinking...
MMRRAARR! THE CORN-HOLD!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-17-01
That Britney Spears is a WHORE!
No she's not. She told me she was still a virgin.
Dude! How could that tramp still be a virgin?
Well...
From what she says, she only uses her mouth.

 

by wenisinfurs
10-17-01
Bar! Tobor will need more lube....

 

by wenisinfurs
10-18-01

 

by wenisinfurs
10-18-01
MAR! TOBOR read a good book the other day....
Aren't you going to corn hole me?
TOBOR finds the ballet quite beautiful... BLAR!
I thought you just liked corn holing people?
MirROAR MirROAR!
When wil they love TOBOR for TOBOR?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-22-01
Let's take a ride on the nostalgia train....
IS that anything like the SOUL TRAIN
Well, it's not really as funky....
then what is it, man?
It's paved on the rails of tears and broken dreams
I can dig it!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-22-01
What's 1 plus 1 plus 1?
Three!
What's 1 plus 1 plus 1?
Three!
What's 1 plus 1 plus 1?
redundant...

 

by wenisinfurs
10-23-01
track 3
"Motherfuckers want to get with me, lay with me, love with me, ah ha!"
track 7
"You love it when we get hardcore, the panty war, then you get pussy galore...."
track 9
"Suck and let go!"

 

by wenisinfurs
10-23-01
I remember when Tobor could cornhole with the best of them!
He use to bang like a screen door in a tornado!
Now all he wants to do is cuddle and read Proust.
He's gone as queer as a Merv Griffin birthday party!
Tobor everyone says you are losing your edge, getting too soft...
MOTHER FUCKER!

 

by wenisinfurs
10-23-01
..er...
SPOON!
...er...

 

by wenisinfurs
10-23-01
I called you inmy ofice to find out if we would get 10,000 units to go out before 3:00 today?
um.... I don't know about that....
but did you know Dog spelled backward is GOD?
think about it....

 

by wenisinfurs
10-24-01
Hey! Don't I know you from somewhere?
I'm Jesus Christ, the son of God. You pray to me every night.
Oh yeah! That's right....
So.... how's it hanging?

 

by wenisinfurs
10-24-01
NEXT DAY:
Hey! Don't I know you from some where?
uh, yeah, remember, son of God?
???
... you pray to me every night, usually for salvation or a bigger dick?
Santa?
Christ! Oh wait, that's me... tither!

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