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by whazat
8-10-05
Hey! You! You haven't an idea who killed Ms. Gullivan, do you?
Who, me?
Of course not!
I mean, it couldn't help me if I saw your name you wrote in blood all over the wall...
See ya'.

 

by whazat
8-10-05
Hey, you! Hit 'X' three times to do a random grapple.
And also hit 'O X O' to do a master combo, doing 800 points to the Big Goon Leader coming up.
SHUT UP ALREADY! I DON'T CARE!... And plus I already know...
Well if you hit...

 

by whazat
8-10-05
Need I say more?

 

by whazat
8-10-05
Hmmm...
Hello sir. What are you doing?
Why are you-...
Oh. I see. Well good day to you.

 

by whazat
8-10-05
Hello, welcome to McD-.
I require some tasty morsles. I wish of a burger.
Ya' want cheese?
Er... well...
Of corse cheese! Ninjas require cheese!

 

by whazat
8-10-05
Yo' man! You got da' money?
Yeah...
Yo' 'k! Man, you goin' a get shnizokin' high!
Um... I thought you were just gonna give it.
Yo' man, where you gettin' that shniznokebrizzaa. I ain't goin' give ya' it fo' freeeee! Now give me the shizzeling money, my briizzizle!
Yeah...

 

by whazat
8-10-05
Look, man. Just buy somethin', or get out!
No! I need more chilli fries!
Okay, man. You are starting to freak me out!
More chilli fries!
Fine, man! I'm getting your fries!
Get me a coke too.

 

by whazat
8-10-05
As a ninja, I have had many bad things happen to me.
Most of them deep cuts, or big gashes from teeth.
And some from losing a ranking, or a belt.
And some of losing friends.
BUY SOMETHING!
...But never from chilli fries.

 

by whazat
8-10-05
Hey man.
Hello.
Any good jokes?
Yeah. This guy's dog get's addicted to coke and then people call him a "Chi-wah-wah"!
Oh man! I'm writing that one down.
Yeah. It's a good one.

 

by whazat
8-10-05
Oh, man! I hate this guy!
Oh, man! I hate this guy!
Oh, man! I hate this guy!

 

by whazat
8-10-05
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, thats all people.
Yeah I'll see ya'!

 

by whazat
8-11-05
Hmmm....
What?
Well I was thinking of how much you suck! Hehehehehe...
Did not think that one through.
Hmmph!...

 

by whazat
8-11-05
... And in other news...
... A bike and a skateboard hit each other and caused a massive explosion.
Thats right, Dan. Let's see how they're doing now.
AAARRGH!!!!!!!!!!

 

by whazat
8-11-05
Okay, man! You leave me no choice!
What?
I've heard your not leaving, even after you have had food?
No sir.
Go to the door!
Hehe...

 

by whazat
8-11-05
Hey, man. Where's all your money?
Hmmm... Good question.
Lemme look...
I forgot I put it in the bin above the trash. Good thing that I got there in time.

 

by whazat
8-12-05
Man! Freakin' zombies!
Hey, dude! I just got stuck in some ice! I had to chew my way out! I also had to chew through dead guys. Man, I feel weird. Do you feel weird? I do. I feel like I'm rotting!

 

by whazat
8-12-05
Oops... sorry. I thought you were going to take a shower.

 

by whazat
8-12-05
Hey. Watcha doin'?
Oh, not much. I'm just trying to hack into the CIA main-frame. It's kinda hard, but not really. It's harder than when I tried in '95.
Huh.

 

by whazat
8-12-05
11:59 and 30 seconds
Well, food's good.
Yeah.
11:59 and 50 seconds
*CHOMP CHOMP* Good.
12:00
Well, it's now again, officialy, rabbit season!
Quiet good...

 

by whazat
8-12-05
I can't even think about McDonalds food right now. It sucks that they kicked me out. Now what do I do? How can I pay off being a slob for chilli fries?
Hmm.... I got a crazy idea that might work, saying that I do nothing else that would disturb me. Hmm....
Later, back at McDonalds.
You want fries with that? Super-sized?
Yes and yes.

 

by whazat
8-12-05
Goats room
Hey, Jon! I think those Asian girls are next to us.
That would explain the scratching noise.
3 reasons room
I need out! *SCRAPE SCRATCH!*
Chill.
Kaddar room
Oh crap! I wanted to go to the freakin' beach.
Yeah, me too. But now we're stuck in a cage, sitting next to a couple of Asain girls.

 

by whazat
8-12-05
Oh, why God, why?
Oh, hi, I guess.
Yeah, hi.
Sorry for putting you in here. I just thought you were going to, ya' know, help me out and not take my money while my house was burning. Tsk tsk tsk. Well, see ya'! I'm off to the beach!

 

by whazat
8-13-05
Oh, man! What's Mario doing at a shopping center!
His games went down, after 'Mario pets his cat' came out. I have never seen anyone be able to get a blister after hitting the 'A' button so many times.

 

by whazat
8-13-05
Mmm... quite good, quite good.
Mmm... yesh.
Whasht do yu sink it tashets like?
I shink it tathts like a vershy changy shikan.
A shikan? Do zu meen a schikon?
Zesh. Zesh, I shink I zoo.

 

by whazat
8-13-05
MAN! Those asian girls are getting on my nerves!
Yeah, I know what you mean, man.
C'mon!! My incredibly sharp nails haven't cut through this paper thin wall yet! *RIIIPPPP*
Yo, girlfriend, you gotta chill!
Oh, this is horrid!!!!
Well, folks, I hear that. Now let's take a look at your neck of the woods!

 

by whazat
8-13-05
Oh, wow. It's dark in here.
Yeah, you said it.
Uh-huh. He did. Is it cold in here?
Yeah, it's a little cold to me...
Man, I wish I could see you guys.
Hey, are you guys getting wet? Does it feel like it's coming up your leg?

 

by whazat
8-14-05
Hey, you guys! (I have a question! How do you make more/less panels?) There ya' go!
Hey, you guys! (I have a question! How do you make more/less panels?) There ya' go!
Hey, you guys! (I have a question! How do you make more/less panels?) There ya' go!

 

by whazat
8-16-05
Sir? Sir, could you please move to a table? There are other customers.
*CHOMP CHOMP*
That's it!...
*Glug!*
I said 'MOVE TO A TABLE!!!!!'

 

by whazat
8-16-05
Hey, man!
Yo! Was' happenin'?
Oh, not much! I just figured out how to eat a Triple-Cheese burger, in 2 bites. It's reaaaally hard.
I bet.
I was also adding in the fries and my coke. Yeah. <===== =(anwser to question.)
Oh, wow. How'd you pull it off in 2 bites? Did'ja' not eat any food for the past week?

 

by whazat
9-14-05
Oh, god...
I'd like 50,000 Chicken McNuggets and 4,800 gallons of Mountain Dew.

 

by whazat
9-14-05
Oh, wow. Two panels...
Yeah...
Yes! I don't have to frikin' talk so much any more!

 

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by whazat
9-14-05
I can't figure this out.
Me neither.
Why?
'Cause this sucks.

 

by whazat
9-14-05
Oh, god, no!
Hey!
What?
Oh, I just had a question.
What was it?
Where's the Counter-Strike: Source icon?

 

by whazat
9-14-05

 

by whazat
11-27-05
C'mon... Hurry up YOU STUPID MACHINE!!!!
...Now, what to build... Oh dear lord...
LOLZ TEH NOCLIP!
OH GOD!!! STOP SPAMMING ME!
LOL!!! ROFLCAKES!!!! OMFG n00|3!!!11~@ OMFG AOHUSDV LOLolZ! LAFFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG LOL!!! STFUCAMPRFAGOT!!! ROFL!!!U R TEH STUPID!

 

by whazat
11-27-05
How can I serve yo-... are you a penguin?
Yeah. I'd like a large fri with a triple cheeseburger.
Could I get a large fri and a- whowhaHA!
...
I SHALL COOK YOU, EVIL PENGUIN!!!

 

DO NOT GIVE ME EXTRA CHEESE!!!
Okay... let's be calm and put down the axe. Okay? We cool man? And take off that bunny suit while you're at it.
by whazat, 11-27-05

 

by whazat
11-27-05
Uhh... sir?
Yes?
I'd like to say something...
And what is it?
I QUIT YOU STUPID SON OF A B****!!

 

by whazat
2-23-06
Hello sir. I was told of a job I could get here.
Uh... sir? Why is your hand still in your pocket? Are we going to talk?
Hello sir?
*Twitch*

 

by whazat
2-23-06
... And in other news, a man was killed in an alley. Apparentally the murderer is still there. Boy, I'm glad we're across town. This guy is insane.
Boy, Kristie, I'm sure that Richard might not make this one out alive.
And now to Richard, on location.
Richard: Oh boy Kristie. We have a big show here.
Haha! May your blood spray! I want the ninja back!
Oh my god!!!!

 

by whazat
2-23-06
GOTTA GO!! Hmm... this is too easy of a challenge.
Do- do- do...
*SPRAYY!!!* Oops...
*SPLAT*

 

They have feelings too.
Aw, hell naw...
by whazat, 4-03-06

 

by whazat
4-03-06
Why, hallo thar. Welcome to my rebirth.
On the good side, Fast-food ninja will be staying, but redone. Still in strip-creator.
If I could get all these ideas out of my head, it would be great.
But that's not going to happen. Let's just laugh at my pain for a few minutes, and carry on.
You see now, I'm going to stop making humor from Bad-b horror movies. Yes, now...
... I will be acting like one of those guys who does nothing but hang out in Taco-bell, ordering over a dozen Caeser *cough*gay*cough* Salads.

 

by whazat
4-03-06
I was once a crazeh kewl ninja. I would hunt down artifacts, taking them for myself... and stuff.
But those days are over.
Yes, over and done.
Over... done...zz over... done...zZz
Ninja: ZzzZzzZzz...
GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! THOSE BURGERS ARE OVERDONE!!

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