All comics by yo_mama

 

by yo_mama
3-16-07
reading yo mama jokes on the sunday paper
Yo mama is chicken....
Ha Ha thats funny!
these yo mama joke suck!
Why don't you send any then??
the moral of the story is...robots are idiots!
I don't got no damn mama!
you should be a comedy writer, man!

 

by yo_mama
3-16-07
sayin' yo mama jokes
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl!
yo mama so fat when she goes swimming they had a tsunami in Thailand!
oh, dude that hurt man!
yo mama so ugly-
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
yo mama trained you into a mama's boy!

 

by yo_mama
3-16-07
being a dog sucks
AND YOU THINK BEING A PIECE OF FAT BACON DOESN"T!!!
whats happenin'?
we're in some type of portal thing
your right being bacon does suck!
why do dogs eat bones???

 

by yo_mama
3-16-07
whats wrong with you?
me? I'm just thinking how much I pity you, you're so ugly
YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!
Hee hee! he looks kinda cute when he's mad!

 

by yo_mama
3-16-07
Hmmm....
Watcha thinkin' 'bout?
If you had a fish a cat n' a dog n' ya had to take 'em across the river in a boat n' was only able to take 1 at a time but you couldn't leave cat n' fish or dog n' cat how' d ya take 'em across?
could ya fry the fish and eat it?
nope
then i'm outta ideas

 

by yo_mama
3-17-07
reading letter
hm.."Dear Loser, you suck"
haha!
Who would write that!
Michael Jackson??
Hey your right! Lets go get my lawyer and go to Hollywood!
I'm always right!

 

by yo_mama
3-17-07
What should I write my letter to Jan about? Hmm...
oh..uh.. hi Jan
I'm breaking up with you. you're really ugly! Bye.
I know:" I hate you you are a loser screw you you suck!

 

by yo_mama
3-18-07
I'm gonna fix tht dent in the roof!
Oww...I really shouldn't have done that....

 

by yo_mama
3-18-07
'sob'
whats wrong with you, honey
no one loves an idiot like me
I do
Do you wanna go out with me?
YOU IDIOT I HATE YOU!

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
Hee, hee!
'chip' what's so funny
I dunno! I'm hust laughing cause I'm stupid!!
HAHA! THAT IS FUNNY! HAHA

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
Whatcha going to order?
A carrot
A CARROT! THIS IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT IN THE CITY AND YOU WANT A CARROT!
yep! What are YOU going to order
I guess we're all idiots!
'munch munch'

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
After the movie
'sob' What a sad movie!
It's all right!
WAAAAAAAH!
I din't think "Winnie the Pooh gets lost" would be so harsh on him!
'sniffle'

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
Arf!
Hi wittle puppy! You so cute! Yes you are
BOOM!
Thankyou for releasing me frome that dogs body! Now let's make out through the night!
Fine with me! Let's strip!

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
whose there
knock, knock!
A cowboy who?
a cowboy
That's not funny! go away!
No! I mean a real cowboy!

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
lalala!
Hey who are you!
You creator
You mean my mama's a pencil!?!?!?!
'sigh'

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
Hi there young man!
Yo there mama! Ya got the cat on the road now ya see!
Will you walk me across this street, it's awefully busy
Ya see there! This cat don't do no funkin' with grandma here, see!
Why thank you young man! You don't see a very mature man like you very often...
Shhh! Mom my friends are waching us! Shh

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
Hiya! You're my mom's boy friend right??
Yo! Shh! Shut up!
MOM! YOUR BOYFRIENDS HERE!!
No ! Shh!
Wow! That is the coolest tranquilizer, lazer gun mix I've ever seen!!
I told you to shut up, but nooo! You just had to have your dad come out!

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
Do you need any help translating the Greek on your menu?
Nope! I'm prepared, I have this earphone. It's this Greek 101 on the phone thing
What will you take?
Let's see, ok thanks! I'll take a Hypothermia Equador hemisphere, please!
Uh I hink you got it wrong. I think you got GEEK 101 not GREEK 101
Damn! Uh do you think I can get a taco instead?

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
Rover! Get off the bed!
I said off!
GRRRR!
Okay! I've got eight brands of dog food! Take your pick
We dogs have it good!

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
HEY CAN I HAVE A BURGER??
Uh.. this is a library
Oops! I mean.. Can I have a hamburger
Just because you're talking quieter doesn't mean you get one! Stupid kid

 

Your next!
Wait! Why is there red paint on the walls?
by yo_mama, 6-16-07

 

by yo_mama
6-16-07
Counting down 5...4.....
Just shoot me! I've got seven kids and a wife who is eternally grumpy!
Oh! Then I won't shoot you
WHAT KINDA MAN ARE YOU! SEVEN, I SAID SEVEN KIDS!

 

by yo_mama
6-28-07
Great, a dog for xmas
woof
What can you do?
ROAR!!!!!!!
Other then that.....?
Yaaaaaa... I'm outa here! Peace out girly!

 

by yo_mama
6-28-07
This just in.. a man's house is on fire! How? We'll tell you after these messages
Is this what your house looks like? If yes watch the show after this!
Now then.....

 

ching knows one sentence of english, too bad he learned it from Paris Hilton!
You finished that work yet Ching?
Charge those on daddy's account!
by yo_mama, 6-28-07

 

by yo_mama
6-28-07
Dude! Help me, I just stole a stash of cellphones frome the toy store!
Cellpones from the toystore...?
Damn! They're toys?!
Ha, punk!
You want one?
YAA! I want one with flowers and roses..it has to be pink and pretty......

 

by yo_mama
6-28-07
Hi and welcome to "Swim Exile" the reality show whre you either swim to the finish line or you die!
uh...
So what are you going to do
I dunno!
Great job " Swim Exile" you have won first for the stupidist show on Fox! Be proud!

 

by yo_mama
8-20-07
Whats with the toga, bro?
Today is annual toga day!
Where'd you buy the toga
I didn't buy it, I made it out of your bed sheet
I used that to change baby Anns diaper yesterday
.......

 

by yo_mama
8-20-07
After school
I'm home!
Hi Ann Where's mommy?
Why do you talk to me like I'm a baby? Babies are under 4 monthes and I'm 4.2 monthes therefore I'm not a baby I'm a under-aged todler
Well then......
Waaaah! Me want food food! Me want to be baby!!

 

by yo_mama
8-20-07
Now back to our show "Hidden Camera of Selfish People"
This is boring....I'm going to sing a song. I love me, me love I, I love me and me love pie, witha piece of pie one for me and one for you, won't you give me your piece too!Yeah
Tune in next time for a selfish hippie!

 

by yo_mama
8-20-07
Discussing what they should give Blue on his birthday
What should we get Blue for his thirtennth birthday
Well he's always wanted that remote controled spaceship
ARE YOU CRAZY! THAT TOY COSTS 200$!!!!
Well there's always that ......
Happy b-day
Uh.....

 

by yo_mama
8-20-07
Hi I'm dead!
Hi I'm bent
Really? I want to get bent!
I want to be dead
I'm bent
I'm not dead, I'm burnt

 

by yo_mama
8-20-07
Huh, huh,huh
What are you doing?
I practicing american language, they don't say eh they say huh
....

 

by yo_mama
8-21-07
Damn! Did you see what mom got me for my birthday?
You mean that screwed bunnyman that was mooning me
Yeah
That is one sweet bunny!
Gramps, you've been really weird today, did ya take your old man pills?
Who needs old man pills when you've got a bunny? Go bunnyman, go!

 

by yo_mama
8-21-07
Welcome to Jeopardy! I'm Alex Trebek!
Uh...I'm Blue
Hi, Blue! Todays catagories are, Colors, Food, I'm a_____, and The 20's
I'll take, "I'm a_____" for 400
You enjoy talking and asking lame questions, who are you?
What is, Alex Trebek??

 

by yo_mama
8-21-07
I just got this new liscense plate!
Nice!
It says Hermione dies on page 82!

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