All comics by zeaver

 

by zeaver
3-02-05
lmao?
Yes.
so, if I put the...
Yes.
lmao.
Seriously!

 

by zeaver
3-02-05
OK, so one time, not too long ago, I was strolling along the promenade minding my own business... when this yellow box falls out of the sky, it lands right in front of me, right?
Right.
I wasn't quite sure, what to do with this box, right?
Right.
So then I opened the box, and, wouldn't you know it... syphilis.
Well, hey:
Yellow boxes from the sky, give you syphilis, make you cry.

 

by zeaver
3-02-05
Heyyy, remember that one band, Refused?
Oh, you mean the one that revolutionised punk music in the mid to late '90s after the original attempts at originality had died out and been replaced by poppy pap for the suburban preteen?
Yep.
Yeah, I think so.

 

by zeaver
3-02-05
Hi, I'm Geddy Lee, the bass playing soprano from the well-known Canadian progressive rock band, Rush.
No you're not. You're just a priest.
No I'm not.

 

by zeaver
3-04-05
Hello, I'm Geddy Lee, bass playing soprano from well-known--
Hey, shut up!
No!
He said he wasn't shutting up, but he did! A priest, telling a lie!!? I think not!

Maybe he IS Geddy Lee of the famous Canadian progressive rock band Rush.

He said he wasn't shutting up, but he did! A priest, telling a lie!!? I think not!

Maybe he IS Geddy Lee of the famous Canadian progressive rock band Rush.

 

by zeaver
3-04-05
Let us think about this identity crisis we are having here.
Let us think about this identity crisis we are having here.
HEY!@# WHY IS THE NARRATOR READING MY THOUGHTS AND REPEATING THEM!?
HEY!@# WHY IS THE NARRATOR READING MY THOUGHTS AND REPEATING THEM!?
Hey, the priest is looking kind of sexy in his collar thing there.
:o
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!

 

by zeaver
3-04-05
Did I remember to turn the burner off at home?
OK, if you are Geddy Lee, can you use your amazing powers of high-pitched yelling to incapacitate the narrator?
Thinking about stuff, thinking, thinking, thinking...
Yes.
NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

by zeaver
3-04-05
Wow. You did it! I believe you're the real Geddy Lee from the progressive rock band Rush!! I do! This time. Will you ever forgive me, Geddy Lee of Rush?
mrph.
No.

 

by zeaver
3-04-05
So, hey, man.

How's it going?
Oh you know, the usual--FWAAAAAAAAAA
Hmm.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
When in Rome, LOL
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

by zeaver
3-06-05
Hey, I have a new invention!
Mmoh, yes? And what is it called?
Well, it's called the Cyalator.
Mmoh yes? And what does it do?
IT DOES THIS.
Oh.

 

by zeaver
5-25-05
hey, so... what about that new Star Wars Movie?
I haven't seen it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, THAT IS TRUELY PREPOSTEROUS, AND YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A FAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THAT YOU WOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF A FAN
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it.

 

by zeaver
5-25-05
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it.
Sweet Sarlakk, he's...
I haven't seen it.

 

by zeaver
5-25-05
FROZEN! AS THOUGH ENCASED IN CARBONITE!
I haven't seen it.
How many more Star Wars references can I slip in?
I haven't seen it.
The Force is.. strong? In, this one?
I haven't seen it.

 

by zeaver
8-15-05
hey Jesus... can you hook a brother up with some WINE from this water?
How about I do you one better...
I'll turn the water into CRISTAL!!!!!
OH JESUS, THAT WAS TIGHT, JESUS! NOW PIMP MY MULE! PIMP MY F**KING MULE, JESUS!
Oh, christ.

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