All comics by zeek614

 

by zeek614
5-17-11
One stupid person's afternoon.
Another thoughtless guy looking at my unbearable weightless body.
How did he get like this? No one ever told me but i see this all the time in those big houses. Who can afford those?
I told you he was stupid.
Smart one... but I fogive you.
Where'd the nail go?
By now im suprised you haven't stopped reading.
Times like these I wish i could still fly.
I could really go for a slice of cupcake right now.

 

by zeek614
5-17-11
Someone's Petrified
*uhh* *uhh* *uhh*
Are you ok man?
*uhh* *uhh*
Hello???
(0.o)
I'll just put you down for a Coke and a BigMac then.

 

by zeek614
5-18-11
One School Day
Why do you look like a cat?
Why do you have a bow and ripped up shirt?
.00154 Seconds Later
Two-Shay
more like Doucheay
Another .00154 Seconds Later
Don't make me shoot your ears off
don't make me scratch your eyes out

 

by zeek614
5-18-11
One sad morning in happy land.
*boohoo*
Why are you crying?
Look at my teeth, they shouldn't look like this for a piece of bacon!
Hmm... I see. Try eating meat, it cuts down on teeth sharpness
*Nom Nom* Hmm not bad.
If you start to hallucinate stop eating and get rest. If you hallucinate clowns you will die in 3 hours.

 

by zeek614
5-18-11
It says mom's on her way home.
Sucks for you
Don't talk about my mom that way!
Okay? I thought you didn't like your mom.
I LOVE HER!
*Hop* Ok sorry man calm it.

 

by zeek614
5-18-11
It says mom's on her way home.
Sucks for you
Don't talk about my mom that way!
Okay? I thought you didn't like your mom.
I LOVE HER!
*Hop* Ok sorry man calm it.

 

by zeek614
5-20-11
2011.....has done things to old people.
*mumbles words*
When was the last time your dad called you?
Hmm...
has he ever called you?
I don't think so....
Does he even know what a phone is?

 

by zeek614
5-21-11
So you say this guy took your... cat?
Uh huh
Do you know where you cat is?
Yes
She's right there
NO! SHE FOUND ME! CAN SHE GET IT THROUGH HER HEAD THAT I DON'T LIKE HER!

 

by zeek614
5-22-11
Extra Credit
My story is about the day I had pleasure from exitement.
Hmm... go on
And then i started to dtick my area in her... I'm not sure why but it felt good.
Wait ... what?
And to conclude my story ... I made a sandwich after... I found fluff on my area and used it...it tasted better than fluff.
AWW DUDE GROSE MAN, F, F, F!!!! STOP OH MAN NO! Im taking points away.

 

by zeek614
5-22-11
Not many people showe up to your protest
Yeah, I know, disappointing...
What are you even protesting?
I don't even know, something about protesting.
Wait, what?

 

by zeek614
5-22-11
Not many people showe up to your protest
Yeah, I know, disappointing...
What are you even protesting?
I don't even know, something about protesting.
Wait, what?

 

by zeek614
5-22-11
Not many people showed up to your protest
Yeah, I know, disappointing...
What are you even protesting?
I don't even know, something about protesting.
Wait, what?

 

by zeek614
5-29-11
Oh Man I Gotta Put Out This fire!!!
Not my problem
Hmm the fire got to me.

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