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by zeth202
6-25-05
Darn we are running low on humans
...we dont eat human
Sure we do why else would the city be like this
...because you think we eat human
...
Thats right

 

by zeth202
6-25-05
Are you in a trash can
...Yes
Okay
thats right.

 

by zeth202
6-25-05
i Command the power of fire defeat my enemy.
You missed..
Not if i was aming just in front of you

 

by zeth202
6-25-05
I knew i should have paid the mafia
Hey why isent that eel killing that fish
How come im still alive

 

by zeth202
6-25-05
With this new time travel device i will be the envy of the world
They called me crazy they called me mad But i will prove them all wrong
........ why am i talking to a pumpkin

 

by zeth202
6-25-05
For a long time its been silver vs red now who will win.
AFTER A LONG GRULING BATTLE THE WINNER IS
Some dog on a ball
I was in a battle

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
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This was a wast of a comic
I WAS IN A COMIC....YAY

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
where are u JESUS!
wat im right here
ok let me turn around....
NO
MEANWHILE
yay im jason...holding something
and im a hand

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
FAT EDDIE IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
Hey im not fat ...or eddie
He was refering to me
...then why was i in the first shot with a narrition above me
Because god likes your mom in bed
...that was bad

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
little did the robot know he was being stalked by a fish names eddie
im stalking u
beep boob beep
meanwhile back were jesus is
i wasent here before....who are u
im ur evil step clown

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
I have a boney butt
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What a bad pun

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
Yaawn i should go to med now
I AM A TALKING COMPUTER TYPE ON ME
Sorry computer im not intrested
::::FREE PORN::::
Fine 10 more minuts

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
I will fight anything because i am invincable.
Then fight me HOOKERBUNNY
AHHHHH STDS

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
Hello what is ur name
...Bingo
IN A FLASH BACK
Hello Bingo
You suck
I HATE YOU
what was that about

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
Thats a mighty large snake you got there can i pet it?
Yes but watch out he has a problem with throwing up if exited
Aww your so cute i name you mr. snake.
10 minuts later
*barf*
Dammit my snake gets all the fun

 

by zeth202
6-30-05
Today i feel like doing somthing nobody else has ever done GOING OUT SIDE WEARING MINAMAL CLOTHES
...
LALala i love wearing my normal clothes
Now he just ruined my day.

 

by zeth202
7-01-05
lalalalala
Whoa
What are you looking at?
Whoa
Havent you ever seen a faire with boobs bigger then her wings before

 

by zeth202
7-01-05
Lets have some hardcore intercorse
Okay
Lets go to the room and have intimate relation ships naked right now.
Okay!
But of course its all a dream
Ewww what a nightmare.

 

by zeth202
7-01-05
Your a bitch
thats it fire Melt him
Ahhh im burning
...
What the how come he burnt and dident melt

 

by zeth202
7-01-05
Hello everybody this is my best friend reddy the robot
My name is reddy
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TOUCHING YOURSELF AROUND ME!!
I love you
5 minuts later
This is silvery my best friend
i never agreed to this.

 

by zeth202
7-01-05
I am fine and very happy that you could take time out of your day to come to my comic.
This is me bill the interveiwer from zodo comics and today we are interviewing Silly the maker of zeth202 comics how are you silly.
No
Is it true that you see a story line coming into your comics anytime soon?
And there you have it folks Zeth comics is going to contenui to be random for at least a few more comics

 

by zeth202
7-01-05
alexandra and brittany find thereselves on a random deserted island
help we are on a random deserted island
hey i dont look like this
your in a comic
im in a what? oh well lets just eat a coconut then
you cant its just a background
then why are we worried about bieng on a desert island if where not asctully on one?

 

by zeth202
7-01-05
Would you like a coffee
no i would rather rip off your head and then play basketball with it before biting it.
ummm
I was serious
Get back here

 

by zeth202
7-01-05
At a nearby art show
Hahaha this art crap
What do you mean i made that "crap"
Well then you make crap
Dad i hardly think having sex counts as making me... and can i get out of this pose now

 

by zeth202
7-02-05
Back under the Sea
Why the hell am i still alive...........oh wait
I AM GOD AND SINCE THAT IS YOUR FINAL CHOICE I NOW GIVE YOU INVINCABILITY UNDERWATER.
Well its not like im ever going to want to die underwater.
<<
I really wish i sprung for the ability to break cemet that is attached to my foot

 

by zeth202
7-02-05
Lalalala booting up msn
*msn sound*
Hey Pandas talking to me
AHHH MY SCREEN IS BIENG HUMPED BY MONKEYS AHHHH

 

by zeth202
7-02-05
Hey rorschach we must go fight evil
yes dr. manhatten you are correct
Your a comic book nerd
No we actully are the heros...Seriously
In your minds
In are minds

 

by zeth202
7-02-05
Merry christmas Goat
Goats dont celebrate christmas
Then what do you celebrate
Give me preasent day
how do you play
First you buy a gift then you...

 

by zeth202
7-03-05
One day 2 goth guys are talking on the computer
Hey so how was that killer rave
Oh fuck yeah but life is still worthless
so what do you want to do...Go eat small children
DUDE where goth not cannibals
Oh sorry how about we go out and sulk in the shodows
Sounds good i will be over in 2 hours i just need to go put on my makeup.

 

by zeth202
7-03-05
One day 2 friends are talking online
Hey Kat Whats up
Kat: Go to this site
Shit im sorry i cant :( damn firewall
O god i hat those things ...DISABLE IT
Okay..brb..need water.

 

by zeth202
7-05-05
At addiction annonimis
Hello my name is fred im a coffee holic
My name is tin and im addicted to bieng sad :(
Hell my names smokie im addicted to sex....and i like to smoke
Hi everybody my name is mr.snake and im addictied to throwing up
My name is squrill number 464 and im addicted to big nuts
Hello everyone im bob and im addicted to breathing ... im trying to cut down but its not helping i cant beat the urge.

 

by zeth202
7-07-05
Whoah thats a big one
Hey what are you loking at.............Sweetheart we have a perfectly good microwave downstares thats half that size we dont need a new one
no daddy im looking at pics for the new ps3
Holy.. what did it eat????..the designer?
hey whats this disclamer at the bottem ...if you wish to purchase one you may need to get are doorway fitted
What was sony thinking...what was sony thinking.

 

by zeth202
7-07-05
so now that we figured out that the ps3 looks like a oversized microwave lets see what the X-box 360 has to offer
Yeah it cant be any worse
*gasp*
I suddenly have the urge to play soccer
Okay the cube was cute but a circle come on
What was microsoft thinking.

 

by zeth202
7-07-05
Well we checked out the others mays well check the mighty revolution......HOLY MONKEY
WHOAH a third generation system that looks sleak
Yes well there is a downside to all that
and that is?
We dont have any cool punchline for this comic
Nintendo what where you thinking what where you thinking

 

by zeth202
11-28-05
If i can scare her i will be one step closer to bieng a real vampire.
Rewr!!!!
Shut up and let me take your temputare
Crap i lost again
Now bend over

 

by zeth202
11-28-05
Mission log i landed on a strange planet seems to inhibit no intelligent life forms
I AM THE BACON MAN AND I AM HUNGRY
I seem to be wrong and i have a oversized piece of bacon after me
.. Im not fat just because im not you dosent mean i dont have feelings
Im out of here

 

by zeth202
11-28-05
Hey mr.Black kitty i wish i was as lucky
what do you mean you are super lucky you get all the abilities of a cat and of a human
not true i am set as a outcast not accepted among cats or girls and above else i dont have all the powers i am missing the only usefull power that a cat has
and what would that be?
I cant lick myself
oh life as a catgirl must be rough

 

Haha Mr.green slime my arch nemisis i have finally captured and locked you up
only problem is your on the locked side
by zeth202, 11-28-05

 

by zeth202
11-29-05
Hey
arnt you the chick who sits on the computer
Crap
phew i made it back just in time to make fun of the three systems again.

 

by zeth202
11-29-05
Hey little dolphin
Heyyy
wow apparently you can understand me
yup
do you wanna help me out
nope

 

by zeth202
11-29-05
Wow i just defeted the mighty super dragon and i got the boots of quickness
Rawr im a random battle
Crap its a level 21 BOOTS DONT FAIL ME NOW
wimp if he beaten me he would have obtained the ultimate streanght gauntlents

 

by zeth202
11-29-05
Midget
What did you say
i said your a .....Hey whats with the green background?
its a green screen
so where going to be in a movie?
yah its called the cronicles of the green screen

 

by zeth202
1-16-06
Okay im back on my job and now its time to see what system is on the chopping block this time
hmm due to the relase of the new xbox i say we do microsoft
i like the way you think so lets see well to start off they made like 6 games come on i had more fun on atarie cuz at least it had a game that appeald to me cuz you cant hate frogger
and what about the fact that the controlers are far too white like seriously how do you go from black to white god
and lastly its been knowen to overheat and be gay
what was microsoft thinking what where the thinking

 

by zeth202
1-16-06
wow i feel re energized from that last jolt next up is sony
yay i feel rivited
okay starting off i hate how large it is and the writing looks like somthing out of a comic book and the controllers im not sure wiether i should play a game or toss it and see if it comes back
i would advise not tossing it because those boomerangs are expensive
too true and finally what a name ps3 whoa so we now know sony knows how too count oh my god
what was sony thinking what where they thinking

 

by zeth202
1-16-06
okay now lastly the mighty revolution
lets see how nintendo fares against the grilling of there life
well they did one thing right backwards controllers and even going as far as nintendo games im looking forward too that but i dont want too have to wait until the big bang happins again
hey look it comes with a tv remote
umm i think thats a revolution controller that gunna be confusing now i got another thing too lose in the couch what we need is a beeper on them so we can find them
what was nintendo thinking what where they thinking

 

by zeth202
1-17-06
The world has many strange biengs such as
the hyper space monkey
the hyper space monkey with disposable thumbs
the fat headed fish eater
the mammoth fly
the Uziroo
and the most dangerous of all the computer nerd

 

by zeth202
1-17-06
at the zeth comics awards
hello my names donky i have a reservation
hmmm no you dont please leave
hello my names chef i have a reservation
hmmm no you dont please leave
hello my names fat eddie i have a reservation
righto go on in may i have your autograph

 

by zeth202
3-24-06
And so the interview guy from zodos comic starts the show
its a pleasure to be here Silly i have to ask is that your real name
well...
yes..
for starters my real name is Zeth then i changed it to silly and just recently it changed back due to magic powers
so now its Zeth again??
for today at least i dont know when these powers will act up again

 

by zeth202
3-24-06
so zeth if that is your name now what do you expect at this social gathering
well for starters i expect you to interview all of my comic charactors even the ones that couldent make it
what about for the futer of zeth comics
all i can say is that one character is going to die and come back as a robot
cant you tell us anymore
yes but im not going too instead im going to dissapear and your going to turn around and start by interviewing a diffrent person

 

by zeth202
3-24-06
hey your the interview guy from zodos comic arnt you?
yes i am and im here to ask you one thing why arnt you at your computer arnt you afraid that some compony will make a horrible gaming mistake while your gone
nope i got that coverd
umm explain please
Back at insult girls house
Xbox sucks....Xbox sucks...Xbox sucks...Xbox sucks...Xbox sucks...
Thats it darling tell it straight

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