I CAN'T believe you won't help me! The book I want was reviewed in today's paper!
Sir, I didn't see today's paper yet.
Why list the book in the paper if you're not going to carry it?
Newspapers review books independently of OUR stock. I'll order the damn book for you when I go to work TOMORROW! ------------------------------NOW, CAN I HAVE MY BURGER and COKE!
Oh...I'm sorry. The Coke machine is busted. How about a shake?