Did you hear? They published my book of philosophy!
Really? You wrote a book on philosophy?
Stuff? Fuck stuff. And fuck other people. And fuck you for reading this book. What're you, fucking stupid? Why the fuck do you care what the fuck I think? So go get fucked, you fucking fuckbag.
Well... it's more like a collection of thoughts.
One of these days, I want to do something intellectual, too.
