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| If you call your teddy bear Jesus, you shall be tormented eternally in a fiery lake of burning sulfur. | |
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| If you call your teddy bear Mohammed, boiling water shall be poured over your head and this will cause your internal organs to melt. | |
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| If you call your teddy bear Buddha, you shall never know the supreme state free of suffering and individual existence. | |
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| You know what, guys? I'll call him Satan and live happily in peace forever. | |
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