Why yes! Good sir gentleman- might I inquire about some sheeps-silken "clams-woobies"?
*singing*
claaaams-woobies...they're my favorite thing to weaar...they're dry, they're neat, they're a hoot, they're a treat! They won't "finish" in your haaaair....
Hey kids, PSA crab here... don't skimp on the taboo sex jokes and puking in your comic creations this holiday season! Your nearest and dearest loved ones will thank you for it!