All comics by A_D_C

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by A_D_C
12-18-03
Now you see kids, here is a crater.
This is boring! I wanna go home!
Hmph
THIS SUCKS!
You know what kid? Your mom sucks. Especially last night.
What?

 

by A_D_C
12-18-03
Hmm....$902 for the phone bill? What the hell is this?
Um....It was...
2 weeks ago
*On Phone* Oh Jimmy, when are you gonna cork me?
Maybe it was Emily-
YEP! For sure. You know how she has her boyfriend.

 

by A_D_C
12-18-03
So, Sally, what would you like for Christmas?
A Pony!
Silly Sally, Ponies are for losers.
But I want a-
After the brief conversation, Terrance and Phillip proceeded to dance onto the scene, singing "Uncle Fucker"
No, you don't, now...what do you want for Christmas?
For you to die, Uncle Fucker!

 

by A_D_C
12-18-03
Gimme all your money, bitch!
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
No, seriously, hand over the dilly.
Silly, rabbit, Trix are for kids.
For Christ's Sake! I am not a rabbit, I am a Kanga-fuckin-roo. We come from Australia.
And, you get your asses kicked by boomerangs 24/7? Point for Steve!

 

by A_D_C
12-18-03
Let's see...90 Miles Per Hour? That's gonna cost ya $50.
Aw shit.
Sorry, but that's the rules.
Well, I guess I owe you about $100 then.
Why?
Because me and your wife were going at it at about 100 last night.

 

by A_D_C
12-18-03
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Eat me.

 

by A_D_C
12-19-03
Little know it allllllll, ten bucks in my hand! I love you, Iggy Pop!
Yeah, that's nice, man. Uh, listen-
Little know it allllllll, don't cry, I understand.
Ugh.
Yeah!
Hey, you know what, I got ten bucks in my hand. AND THEY'RE FOR YOUR FACE.

 

by A_D_C
12-19-03
C SHELTON BENJAMIN! NGAEG WTF OMG LOL!
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You like teh suck! Lol1!!11!+shift+one11!1
The hell?
The use of GameFAQS is highly dangerous.
Yes, liek omg.

 

by A_D_C
12-19-03
Honey, we can work this out. I'm sorry, baby.
No. We can't. You were always my bitch.
I didn't kiss Mike. He, came on to me.
Sure.
Honey, haven't you heard the phrase, love don't cost a thing?
I have. But gay love is one on it's own.

 

by A_D_C
12-19-03
Jesus, son, I nearly killed you!
Sorry for getting in your way. I'm from UPS, and I am here to deliver a package to Mr. Ross Jones. Are you Ross Jones?
Yeah, what do you got for me?
Let's see, we have two packages of anal lube, one vibrator, one six-pack of florescent dildos, and one exotic lepoard thong. The total cost is $49.95
*Sweating* Oh, um, do you take credit cards?
Owned.

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