All comics by A_leper_can

 

by A_leper_can
7-23-08
Today we are holding court in this church to challenge whether or not people can argue well. Counsel, address the bench.
Hello, there, bench! How are you doing?
Help, I am Okie from Muskogee, and I've fallen down!
Can anyone here carry Okie?

 

I can! I can! Here's an Elton John one: < Hold me closer, Tony Danza. Count the headlice on the highway. > How's that?
by A_leper_can, 7-23-08

 

I can! Here's an Elton John song: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza. Count the headlice on the highway." How was that?
by A_leper_can, 7-23-08

 

by A_leper_can
7-28-08
"I went skydiving, Rocky Mountain climbing,..." Ow! Some woman squeezed my crotch!
What's your wife going to do, come over here and scold me?
Hey, you, you took my ring! Give it back!
I did not! What were you doing wearing it to a show anyway!? Plus your fingers are sweaty, and it likely came off when you were shaking hands.
Another concert
Hey, man, stop beating around on that woman! Come up on stage with me later.

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