Maybe its the drugs and alcohol talking, or maybe I'm so naive I've mistaken your interest in me as genuine, but I'm going to make the mistake of sleeping with you.
Just remember, when I say, "I'll call you," it means, "You'll see me at a club with someone more attractive than you."
All that agony and drama has made me a better person and now I realize who my true friends are.
Great, he finally returns my call and he's over his slutty phase.
