I'm in a new play where a bunch of the male actors are on stage fully naked.
Do you get naked?
No...and judging from how the other guys are built, it's a good thing I don't.
So you've been staring at their junk?
Me? Uh...no...but, hmmm, my character has. Yeah, that's it! My character is a big fag who can't take his eyes off of cock...even after the scene is over and the audience has gone home.
