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by Action_Ash
9-19-01
Bench Boy tries summoning the devil.
Tell me my future, oh eternally burning symbol of evil.
Not this sicko again.
I wish to know, great satan.
That's it! Enough playing around with this fucko.
Thanks alot, bitch.
My Pleasure.

 

by Action_Ash
9-19-01
Captain Gay has a showdown with his nemesis-- the evil Squirrel
I have you now, foul fiend!
Bah, I shoulda finished off this bitch last week.
But suddenly!!!!
Wot the fuck!?
Aha! My secret weapon has worked! No more Captain Gay!
oh, hello mr squirrel. have you seen my bitch around here?
Damn! of all the stinking luck...

 

by Action_Ash
9-20-01
At the Pandimensional Evil-Con...
How goeth the evil business, Great Cthulhu?
Horribly. Every time I do something, I get one upped by a fucking mortal. It's driving ME insane!
You're shitting me. How is that possible?
It just is. I gotta go now, cause comes the fucker now.
Oh shit! It's Raijin Z!
Have you seen Ctulhu? He took my shoes, making me walk barefoot over miles of sharp rocks and razor blades.

 

by Action_Ash
9-20-01
The Evil Squirrel travels to a mysterious destination...
can't breathe....
This isn't the place....
What brings you to my Domain, Squirrel?
Cthulhu!? Damn, this isn't it either.
Now if B'lon'W was right, I'll find this Raijin Z on earth...
BINGO!

 

by Action_Ash
9-23-01
I am WAIJI! I am cosmic!
Dude, does this mean no MIGAZ tonight? FUCK.
What is this MIGAZ? WAIJI is.... intrigued. Tell WAIJI of it.
Dammit, Waiji! I never thought you'd fuck up craft.
Craft? Why didn't you say so?
...

 

by Action_Ash
9-24-01
Halliday recieves a letter in the mail...
This is terrible! What ever shall I do?
...and that's the way it happened. What should I do, MAL?
What do I care? I hate you all. Fuck off.
you're my last hope, Nied.
You're screwed. Go see Raijin.

 

by Action_Ash
9-24-01
In his quest for help, Halliday goes to Raijin Z
Help me, Raijin.
Wow. I am impressed. Only thing I can suggest is gown down in a blaze of glory. Action Z and all that.
Of course. Halliday's end should be EPIC.
Right. Go fight Stone Cold or something. I have to go now. my right eye just imploded.
Backstage at RAW...
You're going down, Biatch!
Nobody takes Stone Cold down! Why? Cause Stone Cold says so!

 

by Action_Ash
9-24-01
Meanwhile, Waiji and Nied are watching tv.
Dude! Halliday's on RAW!
Cool. Day is toast.
Day-hammerlock Action Z!
Stone Cold stunner!
oww....
Don't mess with Stone Cold, cause Stone Cold said so!

 

by Action_Ash
9-24-01
Greetings Halliday. I am... DEATH. I have come to show you your options in the afterlife.
the 'Day is dead? Fuck.
"And here they are."
W00t! I 4m L33t! PH33r M3, 4N|) My N33|) F0r B33R!
Gatchaman is hanging at my pad.
Psst! hey kid! got yer EPIC! here.

 

by Action_Ash
9-24-01
Halliday visits Cthulhu at his stone house on sunken R'lyeh.
You mean I can go back?
Yes. And I've got the perfect place for you to stay.
The Ghetto? What are we doing here?
Why so you can meet your new roommate, with whom you'll be spending eternity with.
Raijin!? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Hey Day! Can you help me get my Gigatron out of my ass? It got lodged in there tight when I accidentally sat on it.

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