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by AlaricD
3-20-01
In the Criminal Justice System, the People are represented by two separate but equally important groups.
You tell 'em
No, you tell 'em
No, *YOU* tell 'em
Maybe we should let 'em figure it out themselves
These aren't either of them.
Officers! Officers, those donuts are LOW FAT!!!!
There's still time to order some Corned Beef Hash at Denny's!

 

by AlaricD
3-20-01
An altogether too familiar scene...
You tell 'em!
No, you tell 'em!
No, *YOU* tell 'em!
Let 'em figure out for themselves!
...typical of the comics on this site.
C'mon, TELL 'EM!!!
Tell 'em what? There's no punchline!

 

by AlaricD
3-20-01
The Outer Limits of the Imagination
What if we were GENERALS in a modern-day American Civil War?
Whoaaaa... that would be cool!
Well, whaddya think? Huh? Whaddya think?
Nahhhh, I don't think gray's your color.

 

by AlaricD
3-22-01
I'm getting tired of this.
Me, too. Really tired of this.
You can't believe how tired of this I am!
Oh, believe me, I'm sick and tired of this.
But what can we do? Is there ANYTHING at all we can do to change this?
If we're going to be the default characters, at least start us out with a cooler background!

 

by AlaricD
3-22-01
So, what I'm saying is, some people lead a decidedly non-Cartesian existence.
What is THAT supposed to mean?
Just THINK about it... THINK about it!
...
Well, if THAT doesn't prove my point.
...

 

by AlaricD
3-22-01
See, there he is! That dude that looks like Wierd Al in his "Fat" costume!
Ooooh, man... he DOES look like that.... And he SMELLS!
Maybe I'm just too mean... I mean, his problem could be glandular or something.
So, you think there's any hope for him?
I dunno... You'd think with the advances in medicine they're making every day, he could take a goddam shower once in a while.
I think there's a car wash nearby... If you have some quarters, we could treat him to the "Foaming Brush" and maybe the "Spot-Free Rinse"...

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