All comics by Alcestis

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by Alcestis
2-27-01
All I think we really need to do is work on it. We can both get what we want here...
I wonder if he notices I'm giving him the silent treatment.
Why did you bring me to this place?
Only the real me can give you what you need!
Now I can give you what you've always wanted...
Anal sex?! Alright!

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Ooops! I think I shit my pants!

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
The phantom of the opera is hereeee....
Inside my mind!
I feel so dirty!

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley!
Ding, ding, ding went the bell!
That was weird.

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
You've been whoring yourself on the streets, haven't you?!
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
I love you?
I hate it when she does that!
So, Dad....let's talk bail.

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Who's that letter from?
Uh... nobody... Nobody you know.
Come on, Bob. I know EVERYbody!
... uh...
You don't love me anymore... do you?
Nope! Don't think so...

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
If you kiss me I will become a beautiful, swinging chick. Not that looks count or anything...
Dodie wonders if this is all just an illusion brought on by LSD or is it the Real Thing.
Whoa...
It's just the acid, Dodie. I'm not really a talking squirrel.

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Want to see something cool?
I AM YOUR FATHER!
Interesting...
Just a little trick a friend taught me.

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Let's bust some shit up!
Yes! Let's...

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Clyde decides to solve the age old riddle...
Which came first, the chicken or the egg!
Go fuck yourself!
I was right all along!

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
*sigh* I need attention.
That may not have been the best idea.

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Party people in the house....
Say hell yeah!
Stop that.
OK

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Dewey, this party sucks. Let's get some weed.
I don't know if that's such a good idea...
Here's my stash!
Holy SHIT! I'm outta here...
Dewey?

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Wanna see what happens when you take this little pill?
sheesh...
Where ya goin'?

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Ring! Damn it, ring!
Ring! Ring!
Hello? Hello? Who's there?
Just kidding... heh heh heh.
I should kill you.

 

by Alcestis
2-27-01
Amateur night at the Kareoke bar always brings out the freaks.
Tonight is no different.
Ladies and gentlemen...Put your hands together for Britney Spears!
Hit me baby one more time!

 

by Alcestis
3-01-01
Bet you wish your dad hadn't invented trees right about now, eh?

 

by Alcestis
3-01-01
I don't believe in you.
I don't believe in you either.

 

by Alcestis
3-01-01
sigh...
Hey, cool cat!
Hey, man in a can.
sigh

 

by Alcestis
3-01-01
Hey God? Do you know who my mother is?
Yes, my son.
Well...?
I can't tell you.
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Suit yourself.

 

by Alcestis
3-01-01
She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes!
Are you a Burning Bush?
Yes.
She'll be riding six white horses...

 

by Alcestis
3-01-01
Can you hear me saying nothing???!!!
Don't pet the cat that way!
Clambake!

 

by Alcestis
3-02-01
Come sail away! Come sail away! Come sail away with meeeeeeeee!
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! I don't want to sail away with you! You're creepy looking!
Sorry. Nevermind then.
He woudln't have fit into my can anyway...

 

by Alcestis
3-02-01
I hate parks.

 

by Alcestis
3-02-01
Ease on down...
Ease on down the road!!!
Eat your heart out, King of Pop!

 

by Alcestis
3-07-01
Excuse me...
Yes?
Are you the Loch Ness Monster? If so, may I pet you?
No! but yes, to the second question...
Ew! Like I'd pet that creature if it wasn't really Nessie.

 

by Alcestis
4-13-01
You know what time of year it is?
Yes....
Does that bother you?
Why would it?
Well, you're on a cross and you died...
Well, there is that.

 

by Alcestis
2-07-02
So... this is hell?
Yup.
So.....?
I'm bored.
Me too.

 

by Alcestis
2-07-02
Hey! Come back here you red-assed bitch!
Wha...?
I'm going to kick your ass! I'm the Slayer!
Really? You're going to kick my ass?
Would you hit a guy with nails through his hands?
Shiiiiiit.....

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