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by AnalogKid
10-20-03
Friday Night At The Logan House
Your Mom and I are leaving for the party over at the Myers. Their number is by the phone and dinner's in the fridge. You sure you can keep an eye on Mikey?
Dad, I'm like seventeen, everything will be cool.
An Hour Later....
My folks won't be back for another hour, what's the problem?
I dunno....your kid brother's creeping me out.
Quit being silly and let's go to my room, he's harmless....trust me.
Boobies....stab...kill....

 

by AnalogKid
10-20-03
The Following Morning
*sob* And then Mikey threw his liver at me....*sob*
Now was this before or after he sliced off his...er, you know?
Oh Steve, where did we go wrong?
I have no idea dear, no idea.
I love you, you love me.....

 

by AnalogKid
10-20-03
Hello boys and girls, I'm Mr. Butts, and I'm your friend. Don't believe all the lies you hear about me.
I'm a really swell guy. In fact, I want you to meet one of my good friends.
Tom here will tell you that all those bad things they say about me are just not true? Right Tom?
*cough* That's right.... and my lung feels great.

 

by AnalogKid
10-20-03
Ten Years Later
It just doesn't seem the same around here since the kids grew up.
No, it doesn't.
I really wish they'd call or visit more often.
Oh, I think they may just drop in and surprise us any day now.
I love you....you love me....

 

by AnalogKid
10-20-03
A Message From The Cap'N Bob Show.
You know, war is bad.
You're right Cap'N Bob.
For instance, this mound of ashes used to be an Iraqi grade school. But our mighty US bombers incinerated it along with the kiddies studying the Koran there.
We should stop the senseless slaughter of thousands of innocent people, just because we want to control the oil prices.
Meanwhile, on the Cap'N Muhammed Show.
Now for a surprise boys and girls. We 're going to show you how to blow up a bus in the name of Allah.
And I will show you how to produce chemical weapons in your kitchen.

 

by AnalogKid
10-20-03
One Sunny June Day
I love you....
Mikey, is that you?
boobies....stab....kill....
I just want you to know that even though you gutted my boyfriend ten years ago, and the police believe you butchered Mom and Dad last month, you're still my brother and I love you.
One Sunny June Day
Won't you say you love me too....

 

by AnalogKid
10-20-03
You know, I feel really bad about us downloading music off the internet. It's like stealing.
Quit being a wuss, everybody does it. Besides, have you seen how much they're chaging for CDs now? Sheesh.
But I'm in a band and I wouldn't want people stealing my stuff. My God, how would I make a living? Maybe Lars Ulrich was right. Every time I illegally download a song, I'm stealing from that artist.
He should be thankful that people want to steal that crap they're putting out.
That's it, no more file sharing for me. I'm going straight. Thank you Lars Ulrich for showing me the error of my ways.
I'm gonna' go steal some Radiohead, later douchbag.

 

by AnalogKid
10-20-03
Hi, this is Blueman. I just wanted you to know that our last strip was nothing more than an attempt at humor.
We at Blueman Comics don't want you, the reader to get the wrong idea about our stance on illegal file swapping.
We realize that many musicans, including Lars Ulrich from Metallica, have made a stand against this practice and we just want to say....
Rob those suckers blind.
Like their crap's worth stealing.

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Here at Habitat For Humanity, we help put families in unfortunate circumstances into quality, affordable housing.
Yeah, and we build them all by hand, thus eliminating excessive construction costs.
Hey, I lost my job when a drunk driver hit me and put me in this wheel chair. I lost my house and now my three kids don't have a place to sleep, can you help?
I'm sorry, we have very strict guidelines about who can qualify. I'm afraid you make too much money.
Yo beyatch...my Hummers double-parked. Can I like get a house or not?
Why of course, come this way. After all, we're here to help those in need.

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
And in tonight's news, President Bush told the Prime Minister of Great Britain that he thought it was high time the British get off their asses and do something worthwhile.
In response, Prime Minister Blair informed President Bush that he could take a cricket bat and shove straight up his rectum.
And here's Lisa with the weather.
Thanks Brian.

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Mikey Goes For A Walk
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you....
????
stab....kill....
What a wanker.

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
boobies....kill....
Hey there fella, my name is Flemming. I'm a talking goat and I really could use some compaionship.
You don't say a whole lot do you?
kill....
This is gonna be one long comic strip, I can feel it.

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Our Story Continues
You know, you really look familiar, but I just can't place your face.
?
Wait a minute....I got it. You're that guy from that movie. The one who goes around slicing up all the teenagers. Jason? That's it, isn't?
kill....
Or I could be wrong....
stab....kill....

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
A Motel Room Somewhere In Appalachia
And in tonight's news, escpaed mass murderer, Mikey Logan has escaped from local authorites in West Virginia. Logan is wanted for the murder of seventeen people, including his family.
You may remember that Logan committed his first crime at the age of eight, when he diemboweled his sister's boyfriend. Authorities believe him to be armed and VERY dangerous.
Doesn't this just suck?
stab....

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Channel 3 News has just learned that an unidentified man was taken into custody after being swept over Niagra Falls.
Apparently the man had a friend stand on shore and videotape the alleged stunt.
He is only the second person to go over the Falls unprotected and survive.
What a dumbass.

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Back At The Motel
Something's been bothering me Mikey. If you killed off your entire family in the first four episodes, why is this strip still called "The Logans"?
?
Are you sure there isn't a surprise relative waiting to pop up and throw your world into chaos again?
boobies....kill....
I get the feeling that I'm in for a long night.
stab....????

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Uh Mikey, what's in the box?
????
A Knock At The Door !!!!
boobies...stab...kill....
Like I didn't see THIS coming.
????

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Let me in!!!!
And who would you be?
I'm Mikey's brother, Petey
And you thought this strip lacked suspense?
Hey Mikey, your brother's at the door. You want me ot let him in?
you love me, we're a happy family....

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Brothers and Sisters, I am here tonight to speak out against the deplorable amount of violence represented in these here comic pages.
Is it any wonder our children have fallen into the depths of depravity that we see in this great country of ours.?
So tonight, I will take a stand against such wonton acts of violence. Brothers and Sisters, join with me!!!!

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
So, as I drive these nails into my head to combat comic strip violence, please take out your wallets and make a generous don....
Uh, what do you want?
boobies...stab...kill....
you love me....

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Our Story Continues
You are Mikey's brother?
Yeah, numbnuts, can't you tell?
?
What a dick....
YOU, are Mikey's brother?

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
Your brother's in the bedroom.
Whadda I look like, a moron?
The Moment
Yo Mikey, what's up?
????
He don't say much does he?
kill....????

 

by AnalogKid
10-21-03
So, what's with goat-boy in the other room, he your boyfriend?
boobies....????
I say we dice him up, throw in some curry and rice and eat like kings.
????
I am so screwed.

 

by AnalogKid
10-22-03
R.I.P. Elliott Smith

 

by AnalogKid
10-22-03
So here's the deal. I don't like this freaky little petting zoo thing you've got going with my brother, so I'm tagging along. Any problems?
We'll be out in Mikey's car waiting for you.
Mikey has a car?

 

by AnalogKid
10-22-03
So, where's this car?
Are you getting smart with me?
Ah...no, it's just that I don't see Mikey or a car out here anywhere.
You know, I think he left us.
This just keeps on getting better.

 

by AnalogKid
10-22-03
I'm gonna go look for Mikey, you stay right here.
Your wish is my command.
Hmm hmm hmm
Hey, have you seen my boys around here?
????

 

by AnalogKid
10-22-03
What do your boys look like?
Well, my youngest one's got reddish hair and a real smart mouth.
Let me guess, the oldest one walks around silently with a mask on?
Hey, how'd you know that?
Lucky guess.

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